Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…John Murtha breathed a sigh of relief; he had heard many others scream in pain in the Quarantine Section as thousands of virgin Demons with anvil-shaped genitalia, in blocks of 72, “broke in” the new arrivals. He was not entitled to one.
However, he was not without the same aches and pains he suffered while he was on the Earth above; they were only magnified many times over. He exited from the center to find a fellow politician with swim trunks on.
“Hello, John,” greeted Ted Kennedy. “Care for some scotch?” He thrust a bottle forward, and Murtha declined. “More for me I guess.” He took another gulp.
“At least I know where I’m at,” said Murtha. “I know I have a special punishment in store for me. And no amount of Federal pork will keep it at bay.”
“Go on.” The pain in Kennedy’s brain was excruciating, so he took another gulp of scotch.
“As you have to drown every day in a 1967 Oldsmobile sedan driven into a facsimile of Chappaquiddick, I will be subject to disembowelment by Marines who ended up here, because I am a Traitor to the Corps, not to mention the United States of America.”
Kennedy patted Murtha on the back. “Good lad!” They began to walk further away from the Quarantine Section. A man with a fedora and dark overcoat stood and waited for them. “Now, I want you to meet my ‘spiritual’ advisor. You’ll like him.”
“Oh?” Murtha quipped. “What’s his name? He doesn’t look Catholic!”
The mysterious figure extended his hand and replied, “Cavil…John Cavil.”
Джон Мурта, Demo☭rat Congressman from Pennsylvania and Ex-Marine, passed away today due to complications following gall bladder surgery. He was 77.
I truly feel sorry for his family. I don’t feel sorry for him. Why should I? After all, Мурта‘s denigrated our Fighting Men and Women again and again. He was involved in Abscam. He rewarded his campaign donors with huge earmarks which dwarfed their actual contribution. Need I say more?
I’ll bet Президент Оба́ма is foaming at the mouth right about now.
I’ll bet you’re wondering, where the hell did I get this?
Well it certainly wasn’t from Jumpin’ Jack Flash that’s for sure. Actually, I got this from Ellie Velinska’s Big Bureaucracy’s post about National Wear Red Day...don’t worry, it isn’t for the Communists.
And now that I mention it, both me and my wife wore some sort of red yesterday. Now we know why.
So, the STO is after Zoe-A to bring the existence of The One True God into the open. The word used by the operatives (including Sister Clarice) is Apotheosis. Only issue is: He is already God…as opposed to the Colonial pantheon, so they’re apparently scheming to show the Colonies that they are FALSE gods.
We also see that Joseph is more unscrupulous than we thought he was; he sends his brother on a task to “balance the scales”, something very dark and sinister indeed. He did this for revenge against the disappearance of Tamara-A. Oh, and he’ll be losing some cubits to one judge the Ha’la’tha bought off. Unscrupulous enough for ya?
It’s nice to know burritos are also an ancient dish. I wonder which Colony claims credit?
Next episode in two weeks.
Let’s take a look back and see what Диктор Пелоси said to President Bush when the Demo☭rats went apes**t over the loss of jobs following 9/11. With some editing of course:
Washington, D.C.—House Democratic Leader Нанси Пелоси released the following statement today on the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ announcement that 470,000 people abandoned their job searches in July and that 3.2 million private sector jobs have been lost since President Bush took office:
“The fact is that President Bush’s misguided economic policies have failed to create jobs. Since President Bush took office, the country has lost 3.2 million jobs, the worst record since President Hoover. And today we learned that in July nearly half a million people gave up looking for a job.
“Job losses are taking a real toll on the financial security of American families. While Demo☭rats are fighting for opportunity, jobs, and economic security for working families, Republicans continue to focus on helping those who need help the least.
“According to today’s survey, while the national unemployment rate dropped slightly, it still stands at a near record high. In addition, the unemployment rate for African Americans was still over 11 percent in July, and the unemployment rate for Hispanics was 8.2 percent in July.
“It is time for President Bush and the Republicans to get to work for all Americans, not just the elite few.”
And now, she is the Speaker of the House and a member of her party, Бара́к Оба́ма, is the Президент. Since he’s been in office, 8.4 million Americans are out of work…not counting those who have simply stopped looking. The unemployment rate is at 9.7%, and the MSM is touting this as proof that Оба́ма‘s policies are working? BULL-S**T! Who the hell do they think they’re fooling?
Dear Президент Оба́ма,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.
I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos’n Mate. Now I live in a “rest home” located on the western end of Pearl Harbor, allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.
One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man. So here goes.
Vilmar had a great post on this, so I decided to try it. Here’s what came up for “Bush Fail”:
OK. Now let’s see what “Оба́ма Fail” comes up with. Of course I had to type his name in English but that’s beside the point:
Interesting, hmmm? And Оба́ма‘s been in office for just over a year!
Glory Hallelujah! Parliament Hill and the RCMP must be breathing a big sigh of relief, now that they don’t have to strain their Olympic Security budget even more than they already have; at last count, it’s already four times the original estimate. Now I wonder if that original estimate was from seven years ago, when they were awarded the 2010 Winter Games, eh.
Besides, Президент Оба́ма has more important things to do, like telling fellow Demo☭rats to turn off CNN and Fox and march like lemmings to their friendly newspaper (which Dan Rather says are in Mortal Danger…HA!). He can’t be bothered while Entourage is on. That, and cover his Chief of Staff’s a** while the Special Olympics are still pissed at him, eh.
This being from Drudge, and who knows how long this will last, I’ll post it in its entirety. With a few edits of course!
COURIC FACES PAY CUT; DEEP LAYOFFS HIT SEEBSNEWS
Wed Feb 03 2010 09:11:21 ET
SeeBSNEWS anchorwoman and 60 MINUTES contributor Katie Couric faces a dramatic pay cut at the network, insiders tell the DRUDGE REPORT.
SeeBS boss Les Moonves is determined to save money and trim expenses—from top to bottom—at the former crown jewel of broadcasting.
Couric, the highest paid TV news personality in history, commands over $14 million a year, plus bumps for non-EVENING NEWS appearances.
But her salary is now in the direct line of fire, network insiders explain, and a populist backlash against Couric’s cash is said to be forming inside the newsroom.
“She makes enough to pay 200 news reporters $75,000 a year!” demands a veteran producer. “It’s complete insanity.”
The angry source continues: “We report with great enthusiasm how much bankers are making, how it is out of step with reality during a recession. Well, look at Katie!” MORE
Couric’s $300,000 a week paycheck has become the obsession of disgruntled SeeBS staff, just as deep layoffs rock the fishbowl.
Dozens of employees—including staff members in D.C., San Francisco, Miami, London, Los Angeles and Moscow—are being let go, the NEW YORK OBSERVER reports.
Couric’s current SeeBS contract expires next year.
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Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…John Murtha breathed a sigh of relief; he had heard many others scream in pain in the Quarantine Section as thousands of virgin Demons with anvil-shaped genitalia, in blocks of 72, “broke in” the new arrivals. He was not entitled to one.
Джон Мурта, Demo☭rat Congressman from Pennsylvania and Ex-Marine, 
Let’s take a look back and see what Диктор Пелоси said to President Bush when the Demo☭rats went apes**t over the loss of jobs following 9/11. With some editing of course:
