Not even John Wayne.
They’re going to remake True Grit, of all things. They’re casting Jeff Bridges in the role of Rooster Cogburn. Bridges is a fine actor in his own right. But remaking this classic Western is yet another sign of Hollywood’s destitution of ideas.
They’ll probably do to Cogburn what they did to Jim Phelps: turn his character upside down.
And guess who’s playing Glen Campbell’s character: Yeah…Matt Damon of the Film Actors’ Guild. I sure hope Wayne is in Heaven; he’s probably cryin’ up a storm over this.

With all the crap that’s going on…and as an even better acknowledgement of our country in distress, I decided last night to change my banner to something more appropriate.
Namely, the Gadsden Flag, the de facto symbol of the Tea Party Movement. All I will say is that Президент Оба́ма and the Demo☭rats, not to mention all liberals, mess with this at their peril.

ONE COUNT! That’s all the Government could get against Rod Blagojevich. Isn’t is coincidence that he went down on almost the same count that Martha Stewart wend into the pokey for!
Imagine that.
From what I understand, Lying to the Feds is punishable by up to five years in Prison and a $250,000 Fine. By the time he’s sentenced and the gavel bangs down, that’ll be paid and he’ll likely get a very mild time in the slammer. Then he can go back to his new celebrity career.
Just like Martha Stewart. Don’t you just LOVE our Justice System? Especially in Крук-Каунти, штат Ильиной!

Ronald Reagan is right once again:

Imagine this as a prequisite to work someplace:

A Russian tycoon has told 6,000 workers at his private dairy company that they’ll be fired if they’ve ever had an abortion, or if those who are “living in sin” don’t get married within two months.
Vasily Boiko, who officially changed his name to Boiko-Veliky, which means “Boiko the Great,” has set a deadline of October 14—a Russian Orthodox Church holiday—for any of his unmarried employees who live with a partner to get married, or get fired.

My goodness, can you just imagine the outcry if this ever happened here in the США! In any case…nice to be covered!

I guarantee, this post will piss off selrahC, but not for the reason you may suspect. More on that in a moment.
First of all, I’m surprised Ray Bradbury is still kickin’, and he turns 90 years old on the 22nd of this month! He’s had many words to say about how the Government has messed up our post-Apollo adventures. Regarding Президент Оба́ма, Bradbury said:

“He should be announcing that we should go back to the moon. We should never have left there. We should go to the moon and prepare a base to fire a rocket off to Mars and then go to Mars and colonize Mars. Then when we do that, we will live forever.”

Just be careful, Mr. Bradbury, your Martian Chronicles might come to pass if that happens.
Bradbury also thinks the Government is way too big for its britches:

“There is too much government today. We’ve got to remember the government should be by the people, of the people and for the people.”

This will certainly endear him to his el cubo fans. That’s OK, us Tea Partiers welcome you with open arms!
Finally…he apparently doesn’t think too highly of the Kindle:

“I was approached three times during the last year by Internet companies wanting to put my books” (on an electronic reading device). I said to Yahoo, ‘Prick up your ears and go to hell.’”

Perhaps he’d use the Kindle to…kindle? Imagine that. THAT will piss off selrahC!

Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…
Charles Foster “Icarus” Johnson found himself, face down in the unholy dirt, and thought he would just pick himself up, get back on his bicycle, and resume riding. But neither his bike, nor his camera, were anywhere in sight.
Neither, for that matter, was the Sun. He saw nothing but…fire and screams of tortuned souls.
He gasped. Charles was in Hell. He continued to get up. As he did so, someone dressed in a seemingly familiar olive drab military uniform, walked up to him and smacked him so forcefully, he kinocked Johnson back to the ground.
“What the Hell was that for?” asked Johnson.
“Don’t you recognize me? I’ve waited a long time for traitorous scum like you! See this stick?”
Johnson saw it immediately…it was his legendary Banning Stick!
“I am here,” said Saddam Hussein, “to show you the error of your ways.” He kicked the blogger in the gonads, and Charles writhed in agonizing pain. “You unnecessarily banned thousands of good people who were willing to fight the good fight…even though they were on the other side!”
“Why the hell should I care about those stalkers?” sneered Charles, who had managed to get back up on his knees. “They haven’t done anything for me!”
“Bulls**t!” exclaimed Saddam. “They drove your web traffic and brought YOU untold adoration and recognition. Don’t you remember your Jewish designation as a ‘Righteous Gentile’? You even turned your back on those filthy Zionists!”
“To Hell with them!” shouted Charles.
“And that is why you are here,” said Saddam. He shouted, “Uday! Qusay! Hold him down as I execute Our Infernal Leader’s special dispensation!” The two sons ripped Johnson’s biking pants off him, and locked him in place, face down, as Saddam began disemboweling Charles Foster “Icarus” Johnson with his own Banning Stick.

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Um…shouldn’t this be “bends over” instead? After all, الرئيس أوباما has already done this so many times for his good Mohammedan buddies.

Considering all the crap that’s been emanating from these guys…it’s quite appropriate, don’t you agree!

YES! And you can get your own label templates there too!

HAT TIP: The Hud

Especially on Fridays!

I have, from time to time, watched “MythBusters” on The Discovery Channel, where the team…busts myths. Imagine my surprise when Adam Savage showed a photo taken with his iPhone on Twitter…which was downloaded and people found out where he lived. His reaction?

“I guess it was a lack of concern because I’m not nearly famous enough to be stalked…and if I am, I want a raise.”

I would certainly hope he isn’t engaged in contract negotiations with Discovery. In any case, HE FORGOT about the geotags. That’s why I always run my photos through Photoshop before I put them on the Web.
Tsk, tsk, tsk….

Guess what! Президент Оба́ма is back down to his previous low of -22 on the Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll!

Greg Gutfeld over at Fox News has proposed to open a bar for Teh Ghey right next to the Ground Zero Mosque, should it come to pass. And with burgenong Union opposition and the propertly only half-owned by the Mohammedans, that may not come to pass after all. It’d be funnier than s**t if such an establishment were to open up next to that abomination in any case…or next to any mosque for that matter.
ANYHOO...Gutfield and Beck were discussing possible names for the bar, which of course would include non-alcoholic drinks to cater to their next-door back-door clientele:

• “Ji-hump”
• “Turban Cowboys”
• “U-Mecca-Me-Hot”
• “Suspicious Packages”

Graphic Novelist Bosch Fawstin has an even better one. After all, he should know…he’s an Apostate:

To this, I wholeheartedly agree!

Here, I’ll let the video speak for itself:

I was actually able to sleep in until 0630 today! Normally, to help The Mrs. out and make sure she gets to her work on time, I’m up an hour and a half earlier.
But I digress. Let’s see what’s out on the wires today:

HAWKING - GET OFF THE EARTH: He sure sounds like selrahC doesn’t he!

CT MOHAMMEDANS WANT POLICE PROTECTION: Bombadan’s about to start. Besides, it’s not yet time for Cowboys & Muslims….

TIGER WOO HAS REALLY BAD DAY: Next to LAST, no less. Imagine that!