One of the craziest schlock films I’ve ever seen, so apropos for Halloween...Killer Klowns From Outer Space!

Believe it or not, this campaign cycle is even getting to me. I can’t wait till this is over. So since today is Halloween, I’m going to focus on the WEIRDDD:

SPAAAAAACE...SMURFS? NASA’s Messenger probe found evidence that Mercurian volcanoes spewed forth...blue stuff.

NO JACKSON 5 FOR MICHAEL: I guess he’s too good for them?

BRAAAAINS...BRAAAAAAINS...: Want some for dinner? Here’s the recipe.

This guy kicks serious a**:

Let’s see...what else have the Demo☭rats been up to these days?
Running an honest election campaign? Nope.
Proposing good legislation beneficial to the American People? Nope.
Taking bribes? Yep.
Here is an image I woke up to this morning:

So THAT‘s why she’s so well-endowed! I’ll bet that because of her status, the Wheels of Justice will turn as slowly for her than they are for William Jefferson in Louisiana.

At this stage, with only 7 days left, if I asked my boss for Election Day off, like Senator Obama is encouraging his supporters to do, then it’s very likely she would point to our production levels and politely decline my request. Besides, there would be no need for me to take the day off because I would go to the polls early enough so I can still get to work on time.
As it turns out, Demo☭rats have supported legislation in the past to make Election Day a National Holiday. Not only that, the UAW workers get this day off as part of their Union Contract with the Big Three (soon to become the Big Two) automakers.
Human nature being what it is, most people would blow off going to the polls if they had another holiday coming. Besides, do we really need another National Holiday off? Oh, and before I forget...if you don’t vote for Senator Obama then you’re a Racist!

I have to admit, this portrayal of certain Demo☭rats as Star Trek aliens is a real hoot, Kudos to the Comrades!

Quick! Break out those Socialist Rules of Acquisition!

Tuesday Morning War Pr0n!

The guy who came up with this one supports Obama and generally derides Republicans, so you be the judge:

I admit, the down side of the Internet is its addictive attribute. When I got up this morning about three hours ago, I found that, even though the router and cable modem are doing fine, there’s no Internet connection. It’s up now; hence this post.
Turns out that Cox Cable was out here on Saturday morning (two days ago) to fix an ongoing signal clarity issue. They supposedly replaced the line going from the apartment to the nearby trunk, and it looked like that cleared up the signal.
It didn’t. Needless to say, I’m bummed. The Official Roommate has kept count of the number of times Cox has been out here over the past year: six to be exact. We’re paying $110/month for cable access (TV and Internet) and we’re not getting our money’s worth.

Dang, it’s too bad President Bush didn’t say this to Mr. Dinner Jacket when they were at the UN.
WARNING! NSFW!

Blogs For Victory is exhorting its Demo☭rat readers to not read this article until November 5. Personally, I think you should read it anyway, and have faith. I know they’re doing this in a humorous vein; even so, this is kinda like The Dissident Frogman asking his readers not to push the Red Button.
And remember, if you don’t vote for Senator Obama then you’re a Racist!

This week’s video be based on World o’Warcraft. It be filled wit’ crude bat’room humor. ARRRR!

To the Islamofascists, that is:

Pakistan’s parliament has set what could be a collision course with Washington and NATO by passing a sweeping resolution calling for dialogue with extremist groups operating in the country and an end to military action.
The new strategy, backed by all parties, emerged after a fierce debate in parliament where most parliamentarians said Pakistan was paying an unacceptable price for fighting “America’s war”. If implemented by the Government, support for Pakistan from international allies would come under severe strain, adding further instability to a country facing rising violence and economic collapse.

I’m sure the Pentagon has a contingency plan in place to seize Pockystawn’s nukes. Now would be a good time to carry that out. Since they can’t control their own borders, and hence, their sovereignty...then why the hell should they continue possess The Bomb?

So much for sleeping in. Appointment with Cox Cable between 8 and 10. Then I “took a peek” outside:

Can I go back to bed now?

Back in the day when ResEdit ruled the Mac OS roost, I loved to create icon sets, because the ones which came with even OS 8 were just plain boring. Now, with Leopard’s fantastic icon detail available, I decided to take another stab at it, by downloading and playing with demos of some icon creator applications; in this particular instance, Iconeer:

First target: Photoshop’s icon. It looks like a damn entry in the Periodic Table of Elements. Imagine that. So I took a photo I had stored of the Official Camera and turned it into an alternate icon for that particular application.
There are some other applications I’m going to try out as well. So you Mac users out there, if you’ve got any recommendations, pass them along, and thanks!