No, it’s more like getting frakked in the a** and Osama Obama doesn’t give a frak:

When someone’s gathering momentum, those in opposition try to find reasons to make sure they don’t get in. The New York Saddam Times tried that a couple of weeks ago with the lobbyist “impropriety.” Result: He got a much-needed fundraising boost.
Now, they’re trying it again by raising questions about Senator McCain’s place of birth: the Canal Zone. WTF‘s the problem with that? Back in 1936 that was sovereign United States Territory, so there is absolutely no issue. See, if you ran with that argument back in 1964, Barry Goldwater shouldn’t have been the Republican candidate against LBJ, and you didn’t hear squat from the MSM. Then again, the MSM was the only game in town back then.
So again, more bulls**t from the MSM. BTW, I could run for President if I so choose, which I do not.

As much as I dislike Microsoft, they have the right to compete on the worldwide market as much as anyone else. Of course, the European Union doesn’t think so. Perhaps WriterMom has the right idea as to the operating system the EU should be forced to use:

Wow. Truly a Vile Interface Sure To Agonize!

I took a peek at my wireless bill and found it had nearly doubled over the previous month. I knew where the problem was: I began using text messaging in earnest. So I found a solution which, for the most part, will work quite nicely:

So Mac users, this is something worth looking into if you want an inexpensive SMS messaging solution. Click on the photo for more information.

Do you really think the Iranians are going to listen to their eventual targets?

The European Union has called on Iran to drop provisions in a draft penal code stipulating the death penalty for apostasy, heresy and witchcraft.
“These articles clearly violate the Islamic Republic of Iran’s commitments under the international human rights conventions,” the Slovenian EU Presidency said in a statement.

Reluctantly, I laugh at the spineless politicians who are calling on the Islamic Republic (itself an oxymoron) to conform with “modern” (as defined by the EU) legal standards. They obviously forget who they’re dealing with: a country that wants all the 20th Century (notice I didn’t say 21st) goodies with 7th Century codes of conduct.

Unfortunately, I’m not referring to Shrillary here…
This time in New Mexico: I swear, any time I hear the words “Human Rights Commission” I equate that to the Spanish Inquisition. Convert or we’ll kill your means to make a living:

An evangelical Christian photographer was brought before the New Mexico Human Rights Commission after she declined for religious reasons to photograph a same-sex commitment ceremony.
When Elaine Huguenin of Albuquerque, N.M., declined in September 2006 an e-mail request from a lesbian couple to photograph their ceremony, one of the lesbians responded by lodging a human rights complaint with the New Mexico Human Rights Division, the state agency charged with enforcing state anti-discrimination laws and sending cases to the commission to be adjudicated.

If a lesbian couple wants to have someone photograph their ceremony, why couldn’t they just go to another photographer who would have no problem with it? Oh NOOOOOO, that’s only common sense, and you simply can’t have that in any way, shape, or form these days.

One thing’s for sure. My stomach turned a few times over (which it was already doing last night) because these guys at the United Nations are coming up with new ways to keep the masses in their place. This time: encourage people in famished areas (or astronauts on long-duration missions) to eat insects to alleviate hunger.
UGH. Granted, insects can pack a lot of protein wallop, but still, UGH.
Meantime you can bet your bottom dollar (or euro, pound, yen, yuan, or what have you that ain’t American) that the top dogs of Turtle Bay can continue to dine on caviar and paté, sipping on champagne, and continuing to refuse to pay their parking tickets. Remember, with the elitists, it’s “do as we say, not as we do.”

But first, an apology is in order. I snapped at my roommate today when this subject came up. He tried to argue logically with me, but I wouldn’t have any of it. There’s a reason for this, and no amount of logical discussion will change my attitude toward any and all Dirty F**kin’ Communists.
Including Comrade Fidel, who finally stepped down and officially turned the reins over to his brother Comrade Raul. Fox showed a picture of the old guy (Fidel) limpin’ around and he certainly picked the right time to step down. Still, this does not prevent him (or for his brother, for that matter) for ultimately answering to the Ultimate Judge for their crimes against the Cuban People. May they be freed from the stench of Communism soon.

I guess Ralph Nader doesn’t know when to quit, does he? At least we haven’t heard much coming from Ron Paul since he essentially suspended his campaign a couple of weeks ago to concentrate on his re-election (and he’s been challenged!).
In any case, I’m glad Nader’s running because he’ll siphon votes from whoever the Democrats ultimately nominate, whether that is by way of primary process or floor fight (which I’m betting on). Many Democrats blame Nader for losing the 2000 Presidential eletion. This time around, he could have an entire new army of supporters: all those disgruntled Ronulans. Should be fun to watch.

This song wasn’t out just yet when I had a crush on a student teacher while I was in high school my senior year, 30 years ago. She happened to be a senior at Wasted Money Western Michigan University. So there. Last I remember, she’s a successful music prof, teaching at the same university where Ward Churchill rants and raves.
In tribute…Teacher Teacher by Rockpile:

100 POINTS if you can guess the reference. E-mail me if you know.
Anyway, Jane Fonda is nowhere to be seen. Neither is Lindsey Lohan, The Big Loser at this year’s Razzies which were announced this morning, the day before the Oscars…which, thankfully or not so thankfully, depending on how one sees the end of the Writers’ Strike, will allow that show to go on. No big loss there.
Other losers included Jeffrey Hammond, Chris Siverston, and Eddie Murphy. What the hell has happened to him?!

Now here’s a site which will surely make Islamofascists the world over go apes**t. The parody song, “Stand By Your Ham,” is supposed to be available for download this weekend only, but when I go to that page, it’s embedded as a Flash file, making resources on the Official System go apes**t as well. But I think I’ll go figure that out later, after I get back from some OT.
In the meantime, go there and support the British Pig Farmers!

He’s still Ranting, he’s still Right-Wing, and he’s still a Howler, but even the Council of Angry Islamofascist Radicals couldn’t keep this guy down. I, for one, am glad to see him back in the blogosphere! Go check out Kickin’ And Screamin’..........

That’s because last evening, the US Navy shot down the wayward satellite which could have come down on a populated area and had a fuel tank loaded with volatile hydrazine. Three Cheers for the Navy and the crew of the USS Lake Erie!
Of course, the Russians and Chinese are p*ss*d (so what else is new?) because they didn’t get their chance to track and recover, just in case the satellite came down somewhere else other than North America. And I have to wonder if Taco Bell really did take out insurance on the contingency.

Now that Senator McCain has more or less secured the GOP nomination (even though Mike Huckabee continues to campaign, he’s flailing at windmills), it’s time for the New York Saddam Times to find eight-year-old allegations from his previous Presidential campaign, involving lobbyist Vicki Iseman.
Bob Bennett, a DEMOCRAT mind you, showed up on H&C tonight. He stated that he told the Senate twenty years ago there wasn’t enough evidence to warrant censuring McCain for the Keating Scandal. The Donks in the Senate ignored his recommendation and put McCain through additional hearings anyway, without formal charges. So that alone tells you that McCain was the sacrificial lamb which the Donks put forth to make that scandal “bipartisan.”
And of course, the MSM will jump onto this. But they will fail, just like Dan Ra^ther and SeeBS did wi^th President Bush four years ago.