OMG! A thirty-year-old nightmare come to life! I can’t…and won’t...embed the video in question. I could only get as far as the announcer announcing the first actor to star in this, and that was enough for me.
That said, here is the link. Enter at your own risk. And May The Force Be With You. You’re going to need it!

HAT TIP: Sisu

Now since that DFC Robert Mugabe has completed his total theft of the elections which were have supposed to have taken place in his country, the UN is now urging African leaders to negotiate a solution.
Excuse me for a moment while I shake my head and laugh my a** off….
There. This is the UN we’re talking about here too, that august body of world leaders, most of whom are interested only in maintaining their grip on power and to Hell with their subjects.
Do you think for a moment that the African Union will actually do anything about Mugabe? I would say not. Mugabe isn’t going anywhere, short of a total revolution which would be very bloody indeed…and would also include the arrest and execution of not only Mugabe himself, but that other DFC son of a bitch, Col. Mengistu Haile Meriam.

Check this out. WARNING! NSFW!

You Know Who will sort them out, and it ain’t Allah….

Now this is a hoot! General Wesley Clark, who was a media darling four years ago before he got knocked out of the running, slams Senator McCain’s qualifications to be President:

“Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president.”

First of all, I’d say he’s an Army guy who’s still pissed off with the Navy. Second, you’ve got the nerve to speak about qualifications. If Obama chose you as you as his running mate, I’ll be just as merciless to you as I am to Obama…especially since you almost started WWIII nine years ago!

It’s been a while since I’ve seen consistent numbers such as these on a weather forecast:

At least I have Friday off.

This cheesy version of Mr. Roboto is much more palatable coming from the Japanese than it ever was from Styx!

Coming Soon!

I LOVED Diablo and Diablo II (with the Lord of Destruction expansion pack)! I can’t wait till this hits the stores! Here’s a screenshot:

Time to save up my money for a new Official System!

OK, we have here a weirddd case where a man, once known as Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon, changed his name four years ago to Variable. And now he wants to change his name to “F**k Censorship.” What is this man smoking, inhaling, shooting himself up with?
In any case, a state district judge in Bernalillo County, New Mexico turned down his request. I wonder if Judge Nan Nash asked the same question.
Yep. Definitely a moonbat! I’ll bet he’ll show up at future Code Pink rallies and everyone will greet him “Hey F**k!” or “Yo F**k! What The F**k!” or something along those lines.

A total mangling of the lyrics that is so funny, you’ll fall out of your chair! WARNING! NSFW!

Something tells me I’ve done this before, but I don’t care! Every time I see this, it’s just as funny!

The end of a long week. Here’s what’s out there…

NK DESTROYS YONGBYON COOLING TOWER: And what price do we pay?

BILL GATES RETIRING? Gee, what will he do with all that money…throw it at charities? That’s what Demo☭rats are fond of!

HAMAS WEB SITE HACKED: I can only imagine today’s mosque prayers: “Look what the JOOOOOOs did to us again!”

The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution reads:

“A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

‘Nuff Said.

It took the North Carolina DMV this long to figure out that they shouldn’t be issuing license plates with “WTF”; they’re offering 10,000 motorists the opportunity to replace their tags for free. How many of them actually take up the offer is, of course, another matter entirely, as not everyone will be offended by the letter combination.
In fact, I’ll wager that a good number of them will tell the DMV what to go do with themselves. In a nice way, of course.

Aw dang it! No mangled hand…

HAT TIP: ExUrban Jon

...so sayeth Andrew Jackson. “Now let them enforce it.”
That is essentially what Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal meant when he announced that he will seek to revamp the state’s statutes on child rape after the despicable 5-4 SCOTUS ruling today.
Guess who was the swing vote again? Yep, Justice Kennedy. ‘Nuff said. You will now begin to see multiple states telling SCOTUS…or more specifically, the 5 Justices who carried the ruling…to go pound sand. And the four conservative Justices will laugh their a**es off at the others. And deservedly so.
May this non-acquiescence movement descend like lightning.

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