And now, the cycle comes to an end:

‘Zo slams the Hollywood Elite and libertarians in his latest piece:

What The Frak is Comrade Fidel smoking…Chamalla? Leave it up to this DFC to link our continued leasing of Guantanamo Bay to the so-called genocide of the Paleostinians by the Israelis, which is of course a bunch of bulls**t.
Perhaps, if Президент Оба́ма has any good neuron in his brain, we might give Gitmo back to Cuba if and when you and your brother and your Party are no longer with us.

A while back I posted a pic of an Original Series Cylon Raider:

Menacing enough, don’t you agree?
Now, a couple of nights ago, one of my friends passed this along to me. I’m surprised someone made an actual model of this, given today’s CGI technology. And yes, it is the modern series’ interpretation of the original Raiders. Hence the term, “Old Skool”:

Still just as menacing.

I had a relaxing day off yesterday. I didn’t have to go anywhere required, and I got my laundry done prior to this coming weekend. And y’all know that that is.
If you don’t know what that is, you’ve been living under a rock for the past 43 years. But I digress.

THIS IS NOT AN ATOMIC BOMB: But it just as well might be. Mt. Redoubt is about to erupt, and people are preparing. Please keep them in your prayers.

(SIX PLUS) EIGHT IS ENOUGH: I wonder how she and her husband will do on their Taxes? Thank God she didn’t elect to terminate a few of them to “help” the rest. I’ll bet Nancy Pelosi is disappointed in that.

USPS: FIVE-DAY DELIVERY? This was bound to happen. After all, it’s a government agency.

No need to mention another group, which would be even more offended:

I think I’ll pass this along to my buddy The johnster and his wife. I’m sure they’d be game for trying this on Super Bowl Sunday.

Now this is a dark concept, indeed. This is going to have to evolve a discussion thread, as there’s simply not enough to go on here.

Also a very good answer for why I didn’t post anything yesterday. Yeah, Shocka!

Oh, and for those of you griping about that, here’s a reading from back East:

Remember, I can gripe like this for real, now that I’m a native Arizonan.

Those Evil Zionists have killed off Farfour the Mouse, Nahoul the Cat-Torturing Bee, and Assud the Joooooo-Eating Bunny. The Vicious Babushka has an online poll, asking you to vote for Hamas’ next Jihadist cartoon character.
Me? I voted for Spongebomb Seethepants, just to see it get blown away by Gruntbob Squaretrousers!

Now this is scary…the worship of Президент Оба́ма is taken even higher in this product description:

Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama’s speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. Includes themes of democracy, politics, war, terrorism, race, community, jurisprudence, faith, personal responsibility, national identity, and above all, his hoped-for vision of a new America. This book is truly a primer for readers who want to examine the substance of his thought and reflect on the next great chapter in the American story. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.

Same as Chairman Mao if you ask me.

Earlier today, I was sent this link to a story touting the glories of Microsoft Songsmith. Man I gotta tell ya, they sound like something some damn Lounge Lizard would perform on the Strip in Vegas!
So here’s something I whipped up using GarageBand’s “Magic” tool. These would be great for voiceover ads or short breaks on a radio show. Enjoy!

I have to admit she‘s damn good!

Президент Оба́ма does a great job speaking to people as long as he’s got a teleprompter in front of him. When he doesn’t, he’s got a lot of “um"s and “ahhh"s as he attempts to put together a string of words.
And if he strolls down to where the White House Press Corps works? Well he’s only there to visit them, not to take any hard questions from them:

According to reports, when the Politico’s Jonathan Martin asked the president about his nominee for deputy secretary of defense, William Lynn, Obama refused to answer, saying he was not there to take questions.
“I came down here to visit. I didn’t come down here—this is what happens. I can’t end up visiting you guys and shaking hands if I am going to grilled every time I come down here,” the president said.
Pressed further by the Politico reporter about his Pentagon nominee, Obama turned more serious, putting his hand on the reporter’s shoulder and staring him in the eye.
“All right, come on” he said, with obvious irritation in his voice. “We will be having a press conference, at which time you can feel free to [ask] questions. Right now, I just wanted to say hello and introduce myself to you guys—that’s all I was trying to do,” Politico.com reported.

Note to Reporters: you are to ask serious questions of The One™ when he’s in his environment, not when he’s in yours.

I didn’t realize until I began to write this post that I’ve written four other posts over the last two years, dealing with the impending death of Comrade Fidel. The son of a bitch is still there, now dealing with Президент Оба́ма...and if you’re not keeping count, БХО now makes 11 US Presidents. It’s very likely relations with Cuba will warm up a bit.
Now, however, since Comrade Fidel is finally facing his mortality, he’s instructed fellow Communist Party members not to take him into consideration in future decisions. An interesting development, and I’ll continue to watch this as time moves forward. Why, you ask?
See, there’s this little chant which I’m still reserving for the day he dies.

Now, word is out that WLS-AM in the Народный Социалистический Город-Государство Чикаго has offered Governor Rod Blagojevich a Sunday afternoon program from 1200 to 1400 Central Time. There’s just one catch.
He has to step down before he’s removed from office.
What’s so difficult in that? For Blago, that’ll be an easy job and easy money. Perhaps he’ll take the hint.