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When all the stuff went down last night with North Korea, it just so happened that Диктор Пелоси was right next door in its patron state, China. What was she doing there?
Well, she wasn’t chewing out the Chinese for their abysmal human rights record…she raised environmental issues to the level of human rights:
“I will continue to speak out for human rights in China and around the world. Indeed, protecting the environment is a human rights issue. We hope to send a clear message that transparency, accountability, enforcement, and respect for the rule of law are essential if we are to protect our planet.”
Huh? Since when was Gaia a person? Oh, the Диктор managed to issue a written statement regarding the North Koreans:
“If today’s announcement is true, these tests would be a clear violation of United Nations Security Council Resolution 1718, which requires that North Korea not conduct any further nuclear tests. Such action by North Korea is unacceptable and cause for great alarm.”
In other words, “Please Unclench your Fists.” Great going, Мадам Диктор.
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Axis of Donks
In the wake of last night’s nuclear test in North Korea, estimated by the Russians at between 10 to 20 kilotons, Президент Оба́ма issued a statement of “grave concern.” This is the equivalent of the “strongly worded letter” alluded to by Hans Brix in the movie Team America: World Police to that DFC bastard, Kim Jong Il.
Not only did the North Koreans test the nuke, they also fired three short-range missiles in an attempt to masturbate and ejaculate in front of the world. Unfortunately, they succeeded in pissing off the entire planet, much more so than their fizzle test back in 2006.
And the only other action Президент Оба́ма and the UN will take is to issue a request for the North Koreans to Unclench their Fists. Ain’t. Gonna. Work.
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First, Yahoo. They Get It:

Notice the rendition of the Congressional Medal of Honor. That is most appropriate, given that most recipients are posthumously honored.
Next, Google. They Still Don’t Get It:

This yellow ribbon is a feeble attempt to placate those who remember the true purpose of Memorial Day. They should have paid attention to a contest zombie held two years ago to mark their intransigence. This may have appeased some bloggers out there, but not me.
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Although we now have a Президент who pays lip service to, if not outright dishonors, their ultimate sacrifice, We The People of the United States continue to Remember the Sailors, Marines, Airmen, and Soldiers who gave their lives so that we can remain Free. No matter what БХО thinks or does.
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