The US Navy has the answer.

HAT TIP: Neptunus Lex

Man, these Illegals are really hard up for sneaking into the USA…freezing their a**es off inside a refrigerated trailer while outside it’s well over 80° at night near Nogales! Well they got caught, and the coyote driver was taken into custody.
You know this is going to fall on the deaf ears of Президент Оба́ма and the Demo☭rats in Congress. There’s only one way to stop this influx:

Let’s see, I haven’t written about this guy for a while…he’s now going after the banks, threatening them with legislation to allow homeowners who are near foreclosure to allow Bankruptcy judges to rewrite the loans, lowering their payments and allowing them to stay.
How ☭ommunistic of him:

“People in the sewvicing industwy and in the bwoadew financial industwy must undewstand that if this last effowt to pwoduce significant modifications fails, the awgument fow weviving the bankwuptcy option will be extwemely stwong, and I think thewe is a substantial chance that the outcome will be diffewent.”

What else would you expect from the Banking Queen?

Saw this over at Kickin’ & Screamin’ by way of Aardvarks & A**hats...and decided this is the medicine America needs.
NOT:

Lord, how I loathe my frakked-up back. Last Tuesday I was merely reaching into the fridge for a nice, cold water bottle and POP! goes the damn back (Yes, you can sing that last part there to that nursery rhyme song). I’ve been off since then. I swear this must have happened two years ago, which prompted me to go to the chiropractor, and that took two months’ worth of adjustments to settle it down.
I’m off to go see him again; I’m going to leave it to him to make the call.
Lord, how I loathe my frakked-up back.

We don’t get much of those lately, what with Президент Оба́ма in the news every. Damn. Day. Since his inauguration and then some.

PALIN OUT AS AK GOVERNOR: Watch what she does. She will scare the s**t out of Оба́ма, the Demo☭rats, and the MSM.

SO MUCH FOR HOPE & CHANGE: Who’s pulling whose strings again?

SHRILLARY: NO IRAN NUKES EVER: I ask again, who’s pulling whose strings?

One of the more humorous satires from Babylon 5, from the second season episode:

For many years I’ve been interested in finding out just how an MRE tastes, I know they have a whole bunch of calories, and yet, they have also earned the nickname of Meals Refused by Ethiopians.

Now, here’s a guy who’s got a lot of guts! On the day he retires from the Army, he breaks open a can of C-Rations he saved from way back in 1973!
And he pronounced it good. It takes a brave man to eat a meal which is 40 years old!

Courtesy of The Nose On Your Face. WARNING! NSFW!

The Blue Dog Democrats get it. They know that if Congress passes the Оба́ма☭are legislation and the Президент signs it, their constituents will give them Hell. Which they’re going to get anyway once they go back to their respective districts and sound off with the folks back home.
But do you think even for a moment that Representative Henry Waxman (who, BTW, kinda looks like BatBoy) understands this? No, he doesn’t. He wants to press forward with a vote on the floor.
According to this report, there are at least 40 Democrats who will vote NO on Оба́ма☭are, as well they should. That will be more than enough to defeat it, as long as the GOP holds ranks.

The US Air Force has published a report, warning NASA of the possible safety issues regarding the Ares I launch vehicle; in short, any astronauts atop this craft would be at greatest risk of catastrophic failure during the first minute after liftoff.
NASA had better remember that STS-51L exploded 73 seconds after liftoff. They had better test the hell out of this ship before they even schedule a manned flight. Don’t hurry Project Orion along for the sake of expediency.

Now that the suit between Dan Rather and SeeBS is back on, I think this live performance of “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?” is more than apropos. WARNING: NSFW due to lyrics:

Now that I no longer have that roommate who was so gung-ho with Apple (as if it can do no wrong), I can say what I want, and if he doesn’t like it, too bad so sad.
Recently, Apple’s latest iTunes release, 8.2.1, disabled syncing for Palm Pre users. I think this a damn petty move by Apple; there is no reason why there shouldn’t be multiple platform acceptance for iTunes syncing, as long as they meet Apple’s standards.
Well, Palm fights back; with an update to webOS 1.1, it restores iTunes syncing. Now, we’ll see if Apple continues with the pissing war.

Somehow, that’s just not going to have the same ring to it…

She charmed millions without ever saying a word — and managed to make fast-food tacos adorable. Gidget, the Chihuahua best known for her Taco Bell ad campaign (and her famous overdubbed tagline, “Yo quiero Taco Bell”), died from a stroke on Tuesday night at age 15.
“She made so many people happy,” says Gidget’s trainer, Sue Chipperton. PEOPLE met both Gidget and Sue at a Hollywood animals photo shoot in February, where the pup was a consummate pro and delighted the crew with her playful nature.

And I’ll remember the Gordita commercial where Ginger wore that red beret just like Ché.

Since Президент Оба́ма is going to hit the airwaves again to push his health care nationalization agenda, a rebuttal is most appropriate:

Call your Congressional Representative and your two Senators, and make sure your voice is heard!