What a way to commemorate sixty years of the People’s Republic of China. Still ruled by the DIRTY F**KIN’ COMMUNISTS! Let’s see….the occupation of Tibet, the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution, Tiananmen Square, shall I go on? Oh wait a minute, Chairman Mao taking pleasure in little girls. Can’t forget that one either.
At least American politicians from both sides of the aisle are condemning this move. A lot of good that’ll do….

Can I stay home today?

With weather like this, can you blame me? But oh well, I got to enjoy it for the moment, for in two weeks, I get to fly back to My Old Digs in Michigan…and a whole new life. Which is probably why all these BLAHHHHHH posts for the last few days.

Can I go to bed now?

Can I go back to bed?

Now this is something to keep an eye on, because this week, that august body of sports elitists known as the IOC will vote for the Host City of the 2016 Summer Olympics.
That is, if there IS a 2016 Summer Olympics:

Word has it that Мишель Робинсон Обама will attend the vote to persuade the IOC to choose the Народный Социалистический Город-Государство Чикаго (and apparently, so will he). Given how her hubby’s been faring lately on the international stage, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if the IOC chooses to snub her too.
Stay tuned.

The Losing Streak of 19 games is done. No more! Yes, the LIONS defeated the Washington Redskins, 19-14, at Ford Field! I’ll bet the Lions Fans feel like they won the Super Bowl with this victory!
What a relief! I remember the last time they won something this significant was back in 2004, when they snapped a 24 road game losing streak against the Bears…and it’s nice to see the Lion standing on its hind legs again instead of on its back.
YAY!

I think I’ll go back to bed after this…then again, I might not. At this point of the day, cram it:

ROMAN POLANSKI DETAINED: Finally! ONLY 31 years later. I didn’t know the Swiss had it in them.

UNSC RES: NO NUKES: Only one day after this august body of elites pass this toothless piece of paper…

BRAZIL AT UN: YES TO NUKES: ...their VP declares just the opposite. They must have missed the Security Council meeting. Yeah, that’s it, they’re off the hook!

selrahC walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “What can I get you?”
The bartender is promptly banned from LGF.

HAT TIP: Bunk X

Hey, this really is fun for me to do. This week, I take on the Detroit Loins, Arguing with Idiots, Michael Jackson, Der Оба́ма Jugend, and what Конгресс wants to do to YOU, The American Taxpayer, if you don’t buy into their healthcare plan for us.
You know what to do.

The proof is in their own handwriting:

WHO THE F**K DOES THIS CONGRESS THINK IT IS? THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IN THE 1770s? There are going to be MILLIONS of Americans, including myself. who will tell them in no uncertain terms: F**K YOU!
I’m sure Senator Ensign is thinking the same thing. So had Senator Snowe (the one Republican who’s even thinking of supporting Оба́маcare), if she knows what’s good for her. If this passes, there has to be bloodletting at the polls, such as the Demo☭rats have never seen!

Well, this had to come along sooner or later…too bad Twiki’s female counterpart wasn’t “booty-booty-booty”-ing to the beat!

HAT TIP: BolianAdmiral

Dang! I haven’t seen a race like this in quite a while!

Some time within the past 24 hours, Zynga released the Moscow Expansion to Mafia Wars. I’m now a happy camper again!

And then I found this little gem! See the guy who’s standing to the left, ready to take a payment from the fellow with the briefcase? He sure looks awfully familiar…
Tell ya what, I’ll post the guy’s mug and let you make the call, and see if you agree with me. In any case, I’m here to fight the DFCs!
На бой, Товарищи!

Another saga, methinks, in the campaign to rehabilitate Michael Jackson’s post-mortem image. The Sun alleges that the late singer…get this!...would have tried to bring Der Führer back from the abyss!

Jacko told close pal Rabbi Shmuley Boteach: “Hitler was a genius orator.
“To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.”
The rabbi put it to the singer, who died of heart failure in June aged 50: “You believe that if you had an hour with Hitler you could somehow touch something inside of him?”
Jackson declared: “Absolutely. I know I could.” He insisted nobody was all evil, explaining:
“You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong.”

Excuse me while I go THROW UP....

Whoever wrote this song bastardizing The Battle Hymn of the Republic, as well as the teacher who is leading these little kids to sing it, and let’s not forget the Principal of B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, NJ, for allowing this to happen, should be called to the carpet:

I hope these kids…in years to come, will look at themselves with embarassment by asking their parents why they were subjected to this. When was the last Президент written with such adulation? I don’t even think FDR was. This is PROPAGANDA, pure and simple, and I’ll bet the NEA has something to do with this.

Dear Dr. Manno:
How Dare You allow this FILTH to be indoctrinated into little kids, who should be learning the 3 R’s at that stage. You intend to turn our kids into zombies, praising the accomplishments of Президент Оба́ма (or should I say الرئيس أوباما?), when he’s frakked up our country, Big Time, in only eight months.
You should be glad I don’t live in your district. I would be at your office, vehemently protesting your actions as well as those teachers who did this. I hope your own district’s parents are doing just that, giving you Hell.

That is all I have to say. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Of course, I know I’m going to be called a Racist for this! If you want to send Dr. Manno your concerns, his e-mail address is (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address).