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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

F**king Is Tax-Free

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Yep, they want to tax just about everything health-related to pay for Оба́маcare. The GOP bitched, and so Сенатор Макс Баукус decided to drop all items priced under $100 from their levy.
That includes Q-Tips®, contact lenses and solutions as well as…condoms, tampons, and home pregnancy tests. Imagine their magnanimity. Of course, no consequence for those who f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k…and f**k until it hurts and then f**k some more!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

What A Catchy Jingle!

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Humor

I think I should just pick up this new book from Glenn Beck, just to piss off Чарльз and his minions…not to mention the AFR who thought he was a nut!
Why? Listen to the jingle! It’s so…so Communistic! As in Cuban Communistic, that is!

But It’s For The Children

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

So Sayeth Zo:

Monday, September 21, 2009

Actually, they’re 0-19!

Filed under: | Sports

OK, My Bad. The Loins are actually one game ahead in the futility category; they actually lost a game at the very end of the 2007 season, when the Packers beat them 34-13.
So if you’re keeping score, they’re only seven games away from matching the 1976-77 Tampa Bay Bucs.

Eyes Wide Shut

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Sorry folks…another crappy night of broken sleep, and I miss another chiropractic appointment. Frak. Might as well go see what’s on the wires:

ОБАМА SPARS WITH STEPHY: The Президент is full of s**t when he denies following what’s happening with his little Community Organizing group. He knows damn well what is going on.

ОБАМА WANTS NEWSPAPER BAILOUT: Of course the New York Saddam Times is jumping for joy. I’m glad I don’t work for the MSM.

53+26+13=... The number of weeks available to those in states with at least 8.5% unemployment, thanks to a bill put forth by Baghdad Jim McDermott. Talk about the entitlement mentality.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Loins Are 0-18!

Filed under: | Sports

This week, the Loins put forth a half-hearted effort, consistent throughout the game, and so they lost to the Minnesota Vikings 27-13. I have a feeling that when Brett Favre plays games this year in the NFC North, the only team he may show up to play against…are the Loins!
At least the other teams I follow did well: Arizona beat Jacksonville 31-17, which means the Jacksonville site has to film a video where EVERYONE there has to wear Cardinals colors and mope around saying they’re LOSERS!
And DA BEARS pulled off an upset over the Steelers, 17-14, with 10 unanswered points in the fourth quarter. YAY!

Onion: Pakistan Condems US for Pre-emptive Shrillary

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Humor

This’ll be a riot:


U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Podcast

Filed under: | Podcasts

Yeee-HAWWWWWW! Now here’s something I haven’t done since my days at Wide Awakes Radio a few years ago. Man those were a ton of fun to do. I shouldn’t have stopped! But at least I’m back at it.
You know what to do.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Stormtroofers

Filed under: | Humor

A different take on a familiar meme:

Friday Night Schlock

Filed under: | Entertainment

Good Lord! This is HORRIBLE!

HAT TIP: Gee Thanks a lot, BolianAdmiral…this segment is bad enough!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Krauthammer Nails Dowd

Filed under: | BS Patrol

WELLLLLL...not exactly, but you’ll know what I mean when you see this video:

HAT TIP: iam7545

A Real Treat For Mafia Wars Fans…

Filed under: | Humor | Mafia Wars | Yum

Got this on my door the other night. Actually, I find this advertisement quite amusing, since I am a Mafia Wars regular.
So while I’m at it, here’s a Shout Out to Mafia Mike’s Pizza in Gilbert! Click the thumbnail to see the offers that you can’t refuse.

The Bill of Rights

Filed under: | History

It was on this date in 1787 that the United States Constitution was signed by the delegates to the Constitutional Convention. Here are the first Ten Amendments, the Bill of Rights, which LIMIT THE POWERS OF THE GOVERNMENT, a fact sadly lost to the liberals of today:

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III
No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

There’s a reason why I emphasized certain passages, and it doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure that out. Full text of the United States Constitution here.

Indiana Jones?! In 1951?!

Filed under: | Entertainment

Semaj Ovured found this little gem and it’s uncanny!

Seeing Peter Lorre contemplating a crime and Anthony Quinn as the Arab guy was definitely amusing! Thanks Semaj!

So Happy It’s Thursday

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Entertainment | Sports

I actually got to sleep in till 0745! Don’t have to be anywhere soon. Later in the day I’m gonna go geek stuff hunting at Fry’s, where all good geeks go for geek stuff. So while I’m waiting for that, let’s see what’s on the wires:

ОБАМА FRAKS POLES, CZECHS: On the eve of the 70th Anniversary of the invasion of Poland by the CCCP. What a wonderful gift. NOT.

LENO LOSES VIEWERS ON 2ND NIGHT: Gee, do you think it was because Kanye West wasn’t on?

MORE TOUCHY-FEELY HS FOOTBALL BULLS**T: The score was 83-0. Getting your a** kicked on the gridiron is supposed to build character, and no thanks to the el cubos we have this.

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