Needs no introduction….
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Ahhh…Pay Day! Or, as it’s also known by this colloquial phrase, “The Eagle S**ts.” Here’s what’s out there:
YO JOE! No, not THAT Joe. The Joe who’s threatening to campaign for the GOP candidates next year. Remember, the Demo☭rats left him.
BITE ME, INDEED: This parody comic is a RIOT.
THEY GOT THE SOB: GOOD. And I’m sure he’ll be someone’s bitch in Prison.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Yes I got my copy of “The Plan” yesterday, so The Mrs. and I watched it. Check this out:
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
As does Reality. We got back to AZ three nights ago, and we’ll be doing a lot of unpacking and arranging of stuff over the next few weeks. Not to mention The Mrs. is still on Eastern Time, and will be for some time. So let’s see what I’ve “missed”:
OSCAR NOMINATION FOR JACKO FLICK: As per Drudge. His rehabilitation continues. Ugh.
LIEBERMAN THREATENS FILIBUSTER: Oh! Please do!
KINGDOM OF CASH TO SOCIALISM: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
...but we did stay at another Holiday Inn Express last night. The first time was absolutely wonderful, so we decided to splurge on ourselves again! This time we stopped in Weatherton, OK, the birthplace of Lt. Gen. Thomas P. Stafford, retired US Astronaut. Of course, we found this out when we got here.
Turns out there is a Pharmacists’ convention going on here, too!
We would have checked in with y’all the night before in St. Louis, but the motel The Mrs. and I stayed at had an intermittent access to say the least. That, and the bed was as hard as a frakkin’ rock. Ugh!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
...but we DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. No, really! We did!
Yes, The Mrs. and I are married now, as of last Saturday. We’ve spent the first few days of our honeymoon here in South Haven, packing her stuff up. She’s never had to move like this before, so it’s been a real challenge.
Then this morning, during breakfast, my #18 tooth cracked, and part of it is now gone. Well, y’all know where I’ll be this time next week, but at least The Mrs. will be there too.
OK, time to take off on The Great Cross-Country Adventure! Next Stop: St. Louis!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
BolianAdmiral just handed me this last night, which is what I’ll leave you all with, as I depart for Sky Harbor:
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Jailbreak Toys is at it again! This time they’re going to release a doll depicting First Lady Мишель Обама with three of her most (in?)famous outfits, displaying her bare arms! Hmmm…nothing about that hideous costume with the big ol’ belt on it.
The going price is US$12.99; it doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out which market (other than kids) this is designed for.
The Demo☭rats will attempt to paint this as a Racist attack on Президент Оба́ма by Republicans, and they will fail. Why, you ask?
That’s an excellent question. There are two reasons, actually. First, “I (Nazi) Оба́ма” simply does not make sense. He’s a DFC, and not a Nazi. Second, whoever defaced this golf course didn’t even get the damn swastika pointing in the right direction!
Which just goes to show the level of education from todays’ high school graduates…courtesy of the Demo☭rats.
I actually had to work yesterday and did an early shift: 0830 to 1700. Came home with leftover garlic cheese pizza from ‘ungry ‘owies which I paid for the rest of the evening. Good thing no one else was around; even so, my fiancé stated it won’t bother her a bit.
We’ll see about that! ANYHOO...here’s what’s on the wires:
BFE MP: STORM ISRAELI EMBASSIES: This is what the Islamofascists call for if Jews continue to visit the Temple Mount. They must really want to lose their Al-Aqsa Mosque, don’t they?
IF HE GOES, HE’LL APOLOGIZE: It’s in Президент Оба́ма‘s nature. Of course, the Japanese may never do the same for Pearl Harbor, the Bataan Death March, the Rape of Nanking, etc.
ИЛ PASTOR: ‘WE HAVE MINORS OUT THERE KILLING MINORS’: As authoritarian as it is in the Народная Республика Ильиной, when the parents aren’t doing their job in raising their children, it doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out what will happen.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Here you go:
I’ll tell you right now, I won’t be used to that kind of weather when I step off that plane on Wednesday.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
I actually got to watch the Cardinals hold off the Houston Texans, 28-21. The Texans scored three TDs in the second half to pull even with the Cardinals. Then Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie’s pick with just over 2:00 left, as well as a successful Goal-Line Stance on the 1-yard line with less than a minute to go got the win!
Oh yes, the Lions lost to Pittsburgh, 28-20. At least they put up a good fight, so they aren’t Loins or Lie-Downs this week, at least in my eyes.
I saw this yesterday morning on a cup I got from Muck Donald’s…and I was almost livid.
Look closely at the catch phrase. It says “Be You Only Richer.” Now, a common-sense approach would say “This English which McDonald’s is peddling to the masses is absolutely crappy! See, all it would take is a simple comma or ellipsis, and it would carry so much more meaning.
But NOOOOOO! MickeyD’s appeals to the lowest common denominator, which means those who do not receive a proper English-language education in America’s schools….and yes, that includes the Illegals.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
This has got to be one of the shortest videos on record here. WHAT A RIOT!
I don’t like it at all when I have to get up, just to settle my stomach down. Yes, the event of the upcoming Nuptials is causing said stomach fits. As a result, I’m in ‘Might As Well, What The Hell’ mode, and I still have to go in to work today and Monday:
iPHONE STILL #3: After all these gangbuster sales here in North America, I’m truly surprised. Perhaps if Apple detached itself from T&AT, that might help.
АЙЕРС: I GHOSTWROTE ОБАМА‘s BOOK: Look for this Unrepentant Terrorist to be thrown under the Президент‘s bus soon.
MIXED REACTIONS: Оба́ма‘s Nobel Peace Prize is lauded by liberals, DFCs, and Islamofascists worldwide, while criticized by some past winners such as Lech Walesa and conservatives.
THE RELIGION OF PEACE™
"And the rock cried out, 'O Infidel! There is a Muslim hiding under me, come and kill him!'"
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