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See this guy? It’s Scott Ritter, chief UN weapons inspector in Iraq from 1991 to 1998 and stuck up for Saddam. He’s been caught again trying to lure underaged teens for sex in Pennsylvania. Maybe this time, the Cops will charge his a** and throw him in jail, where their Honor System (whatever it is) will place him at the very bottom, where all pedophiles go.
I swear, that must be how Saddam snared him…with all those young teenagers who especially couldn’t say No to Saddam in Iraq. I wonder if Saddam is discussing this matter with his sons right now in Download City….

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Here’s what he might look like:

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Now that’s a great question. Unfortunately, the Banking Queen is proposing another “fee” to punish banks who are still under TARP control…because they’re too big:

“Companies have said that they had no option but to pay what seem to be outsize fowms of compensation, fwankly, for the social value. They say they will lose people to other companies. Well, that’s an argument fow us doing it by statute and wegulation so thewe’s unifowmity.”

Keep going, Барни. One day, you too will receive your just reward for forcibly fellating and teabagging the American People. Instead of getting 72 of these, you’ll be entitled to only one Virgin DEMON with an anvil-shaped genitalia, ready to disembowel you!

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And here’s another controversy Конгрессман Франк has sounded off on: the upcoming Special Senate Election. Here’s his comment about the possibility that his own party may delay the certification, should the GOP candidate, Scott Brown, win:

“That is the stupidest thing I’ve been asked in a long time. That is insane, the suggestion could only come fwom a demented wight wing souwce. Thewe isn’t the slightest possibility of it happening—-a way of doing it. That is conspiwacy theowy at its most contemptible.”

I’m surprised Франк didn’t accuse the GOP of living on some other planet, like Mars, or in his case, Venus.

HAT TIP: Vilmar