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Sunday, February 14, 2010

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Filed under: | Religion

It’s really easy to spot, really it is:

In case you haven’t been able to spot it, that’s because the
Religious Police in Saudi Arabia are once again scouring their country to rid it of any and all traces of a Holiday of Love.
How Wahhabi of them. Which means more for us. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Paleostinian Avatars

Filed under: | War on Terror

Here’s the latest tactic in the Paleostinians’ Intifada. Frak it, might as well call it that:

So where’s their fabled Tree of Death? Is it in Gaza or the West Bank? Perhaps it might be that abomination which sits on top of the Temple Mount. Any why aren’t they wearing breathers…after all, the Na’vi would be unable to breathe a Terran atmosphere.
James Cameron of the Film Actors’ Guild was unavailable for comment.

All In The Family

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

See that old lady next to the late Джон Мурта?

Why that’s his wife Джойс! She’s been there through thick and thin (Abscam and Halabja I’ll bet), standing by her husband as he denigrated our Fighting Men and Women. The local Demo☭rats want her to run for the seat he held until his death last week. This doesn’t surprise me one bit. Gotta keep those family dynasties going!

So What’s He Waiting For?

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Since Президент Оба́ма‘s agenda has been, in effect, stalled in Конгресс, he is now planning to implement it through the use of executive orders. This should surprise no one; after all, he legally has that power and other Presidents have utilized it to great effect. For example, President Bush used the recess appointment to put John Bolton in the post of Ambassador to the UN.
What I’d like to know is why he hasn’t simply gone ahead and issued these. After all, he won. Perhaps Мишель should unlock his b*lls and give them back to him, so he can do this.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

So, Iran is a Nuclear State Now?

Filed under: | Axis of Evil

Ah, I see that Mr. Dinner Jacket is boasting about Iran’s capability of enriching uranium to 20%. Was this the “punch” he hinted at a few days ago?
If it is, it’s not much of one. He’ll have to go the rest of the way before the world believes his claims. In any case, there’s only one word available to him and the Mullahs. Click on the icon to see that word!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

It’s Official: JD Hayworth vs. McCain

Filed under: | Republicans

OK Arizonans! Now’s your chance to bring home John McCain, so he can enjoy a retirement:

Not a Klingon, nor a Wookiee

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

For many, many years, the left has consistently painted George W. Bush as a chimpanzee…and of course they go apes**t over similar portrayals of Мишель Обама as a Klingon or a Wookiee. She is neither:

That is, when she isn’t busy lecturing the world as to how fat we all are.

HAT TIP: Vilmar

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

This Billboard Is Not a Photoshop

Filed under: | Republicans

And the source is none other than…Minnesota Public Radio!

I wonder how many more such billboards exist around the country?

Этот парень должен быть идиотом!

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | РУССКИЕ ДЕЛА

No, not Сенатор Оба́ма...we expect that from him. I’m referring to the guy who took this photo of his greeting Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in 2005, while on a trip there with Senator Richard Lugar (RINO-IN):

Pete Souza should have known to watermark the photos instead of putting this up when right-clicking to save:

All us Mac users have to do is press Shift-Command-4, Space Bar, and Click!

Monday, February 08, 2010

Meanwhile in Download City…

Filed under: | Download City

Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…John Murtha breathed a sigh of relief; he had heard many others scream in pain in the Quarantine Section as thousands of virgin Demons with anvil-shaped genitalia, in blocks of 72, “broke in” the new arrivals. He was not entitled to one.
However, he was not without the same aches and pains he suffered while he was on the Earth above; they were only magnified many times over. He exited from the center to find a fellow politician with swim trunks on.
“Hello, John,” greeted Ted Kennedy. “Care for some scotch?” He thrust a bottle forward, and Murtha declined. “More for me I guess.” He took another gulp.

“At least I know where I’m at,” said Murtha. “I know I have a special punishment in store for me. And no amount of Federal pork will keep it at bay.”
“Go on.” The pain in Kennedy’s brain was excruciating, so he took another gulp of scotch.
“As you have to drown every day in a 1967 Oldsmobile sedan driven into a facsimile of Chappaquiddick, I will be subject to disembowelment by Marines who ended up here, because I am a Traitor to the Corps, not to mention the United States of America.”
Kennedy patted Murtha on the back. “Good lad!” They began to walk further away from the Quarantine Section. A man with a fedora and dark overcoat stood and waited for them. “Now, I want you to meet my ‘spiritual’ advisor. You’ll like him.”
“Oh?” Murtha quipped. “What’s his name? He doesn’t look Catholic!”
The mysterious figure extended his hand and replied, “Cavil…John Cavil.”

Мурта Dies

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Джон Мурта, Demo☭rat Congressman from Pennsylvania and Ex-Marine, passed away today due to complications following gall bladder surgery. He was 77.
I truly feel sorry for his family. I don’t feel sorry for him. Why should I? After all, Мурта‘s denigrated our Fighting Men and Women again and again. He was involved in Abscam. He rewarded his campaign donors with huge earmarks which dwarfed their actual contribution. Need I say more?
I’ll bet Президент Оба́ма is foaming at the mouth right about now.

Pauley The Patriot

Filed under: | Other Blogs

I’ve taken a liking to this new political toon:

If you do a WHOIS search, you’ll be amused as to which server it’s hosted on. No, really!


Filed under: | News

Pain aside, I’m in a pretty darn good mood this morning because the Saints won the Super Bowl. Let’s see what else is out there:

TEBOW AD: And of course the el cubos go apes**t over NOTHING!

ОБАМА 0-5: Sorry Colts, but he has the ‘Reverse Midas Touch.’ Thanks Vilmar!

BROWN CRIES ON TELLY: He did this to garner sympathy from the British Electorate, who may vote his party out of power come May.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Wichita Lineman

Filed under: | Entertainment

Seeing as a good portion of the county got hit with that monster storm, I think it quite appropriate to play this Glen Campbell classic:

He Calls it ‘Snowmageddon’

Filed under: | News

In any case, the Federal Government is closed. YAY!



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