Lasting far longer than I anticipated. selrahC’s getting slower. The last two were 5 and 27 minutes.
But I digress. Here’s what’s out on the wires:

TRUE BUT FAKE: Speaking of selrahC, he’s been outed. Again.

ДИКТОР ПЕЛОСИ OPPOSES RAISING SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT AGE: She wants Kos’ Kidz…not to mention the rest of us…sucking on the Giant Government Nipple.

ОБАМА TO APPEAR ON VAGINA TV: What an apropos match!