Hello, this is the Captain. Our flight time to Scorpian is approximately two days, during which we hope to encounter… nothing. Fortunately, you will find a variety of fine Holoband entertainments to help you pass the time. I personally recommend, “Emergency Disassembly of the F61 Vulcan Missile Deployment Subsystem.” For now, please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened and thank you for flying Wild Weasel airlines.
With humor like this, I will of course enjoy this, especially while they’re fighting.