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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Your Taxpayer Dollars At Work…Sort Of

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

If you want to see the rest of what’s pictured at right, click on the image to go to the Agent Provocateur article at iowntheworld.com…and see how $50,000 is spent by the First Lady.
Be sure NOT to have any liquid or solid sustenance nearby when you do. Fair warning. EEEEWWWWWW!

Monday, January 30, 2012

The Next Time I Go To Canada, eh

Filed under: | Great White North | Yum

I think I’ll make it a point to go visit this place, eh:

I am sure that most of you might have heard about the accusations and controversy brought by Evelyn Myrie of Hamilton’s Centre For Civic Inclusion. If you are not aware, I have posted a copy of the Spectator article to our site.
Over the past two days, we have had camera crews from CHCH, Global TV and CITYTV in the store. In addition I have been on seven radio interviews answering for what Ms. Myrie has deemed offensive signage and menu.
While I respect Ms. Myrie’s position with her group, the mandate of her group is as follows:
* Community-based civic resource centre, committed to working as a catalyst for anti-racist change across Hamilton.
* HCCI initiates and supports transformative processes that promote equality and create racism-free and inclusive environments in all areas of civic life
* HCCI develops and shares training and education resources
* HCCI is a source of support and information to newcomer immigrant and refugee communities, diverse ethno-racial and ethno-cultural groups and First Nations communities
* HCCI helps build community leadership and enable productive dialogues and partnerships between marginalized and ‘centralized’ communities, organizations and institutions
* Hate Crimes Prevention Program aims to fill the deficit of support for victims of hate crimes in Hamilton who are vulnerable and unable to access counselling services

Read the rest. Then all you Canadian readers, go there and give them your business. I will the next time I’m in that area, eh!

Matthew’s Day Off

Filed under: | Cars | Entertainment

Back in the day, I absolutely LOVED Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Honda has re-created this setting in a great fashion. Watch!

Doing The Burqa

Filed under: | Religion

I’ve said many times before that I prefer Disco from the 1970s than the Corporate Top 40 s**t they spew forth nowadays! OK, so someone had a great idea to bring back a Van McCoy classic and update it:

Oops, sorry, my bad. I forgot to include the story which goes with this:

Dutch satirist Johan Vlemmix has decided not to perform his latest hit Do the Burqa onstage following death threats.
The song, a carnival parody to the music of Van McCoy’s Do the Hustle, is a huge success on YouTube, so much so that the video provider has switched off the comments facility. Too many people were posting angry reactions saying that they had been insulted.
The images show a woman wearing a T-shirt which can be instantly converted into a burqa, be it one that does not cover the breasts.

Imagine that! Remember folks…it’s the Woman’s Fault that Mohammedans go on their murderous rampages all over the world.

HAT TIP: Atlas Shrugs

Friday, January 27, 2012

Unknown Mad Cow

Filed under: | Entertainment

Watch as three JEOPARDY! contestants are stumped to identify this TV talk show host!

Don’t Read Too Much Into This

Filed under: | Battlestar Galactica

I came up with this parody-which-is-not-a-parody back in November….

And yes…it’s the truth!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

I Didn’t Miss Much, Did I?

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

I was out on a local bus trip adventure to speak to my professional recruiter yesterday, and I didn’t get back until 2030 hours, well after the State of Обама speech. I wasn’t about to subject myself to the reruns either.
Judging from the following ad, that was a good decision!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

State of Обама: 1000 Days and Counting

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Yes, tonight is the State of Обама speech. The parties will be mixed together to show “Unity”...yeah, RIGHT! Gabby Giffords, who recently announced her resignation from the House, will be there to accept his accolades, preaching how we all must temper our discourse, which…in the Demo☭rats’ opinion…caused her to be shot. BULL-S**T!
And on this momentous occasion, it will mark 1,000 DAYS since the Senate passed any sort of budget. Consequently, our country has been run without a budget since then. There is also at least one GOP Congressman who will be skipping the “festivities”. Perhaps for him, that is a good thing: he may have been the one to yell out to Обама‘s face: YOU LIE! like Joe Wilson did.
And the GOP is putting up…Mitch Daniels?...to rebut. What the hell are they thinking?
Please, God, help us to hang in there until we can vote Обама OUT. In your Son’s name we pray, Amen!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

She Should Have Done This Long Ago

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Better late than never, I guess. From the Arizona Daily Red Star:

U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords will step down from Congress this week to focus on her recovery, her staff announced Sunday.
“I have more work to do on my recovery, so to do what is best for Arizona, I will step down this week,” Giffords said in a video message.
Giffords, a third-generation Arizonan who served five years in the state Legislature before being elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in November 2006, will not seek re-election this fall.
Giffords vowed to return public service.
“I will return and we will work together for Arizona and this great country,” she said.

Good luck with that, Ms. Giffords. You’re going to be out for a while…10,000 Quatloos say her husband, former Astronaut Mark Kelly, runs to succeed her. Hopefully as a Blue Dog.

If Beavis and Butt-head Were Real

Filed under: | Entertainment

This…is what they could very well look like:

Maybe Mike Judge could do an episode where they end up IN the real world. Now that...would indeed be a Nightmare!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Disneyland Paris Isn’t Good Enough for Frawnce

Filed under: | Entertainment | International

I hear the amusement park in Frawnce which was originally called Euro Disney hasn’t been doing so hot. Perhaps it’s because the French are running it, Non?
So why does a former French minister think they can do any better with a theme park based on their Number One National Hero?

“Napoleonland”, the brainchild of former French minister and history buff Yves Jégo, is being touted as a rival to Disneyland – assuming, that is, it can gather the £180 million needed to leave the drawing board.
The plan is to build the unlikely amusement park on the site of the brilliant but doomed French leader’s final victory against the Austrians in the Battle of Montereau in 1814 just south of Paris.
The 1815 Battle of Waterloo, in which the Duke of Wellington ended Napoleon’s rule in France, could be recreated on a daily basis with visitors perhaps even able be able to take part in the reenactments.
They will also be able to take in a water show recreating the 1805 Battle of Trafalgar, in which Lord Nelson scored a decisive victory over a French and Spanish coalition aboard HMS Victory but died in the process.
But the park will also give pride of place to Napoleon’s greatest victories, in particular the Battle of Austerlitz in which the Russo-Austrian army was decisively defeated.

£180 million? That’s all? And here I thought it’d take, say, a billion Euros or so to start Napoleonland up. That is, if the Euro survives, given the current debt crisis the Eurozone finds itself in. How much do you want to be this will be built with Other People’s Money? And can the French keep the “youths” from starting Car-B-Qs?
Good Luck is all I have to say to Frawnce.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Обама‘s 2012 Slogan Is…

Filed under: | Axis of Donks

Yup, Believe It or Don’t:

Let’s see (in no particular order)...
Change Is…$5 TRILLION in new debt!
Change Is…Government Takeover of GM and Chrysler!
Change Is…The ‘Stimulus’!
Change Is…Fast and Furious!
Change Is…Solyndra!
Change Is…Killing our Manned Space Program!
Change Is…Supporting the Arab Spring™!
Change Is…Declaring the Taliban are Not Our Enemy!
Change Is…Додд-Франк!
Change Is…Обамаcare!
Change Is…Screwing Israel!
Change Is…Screwing Canada!
Change Is…Screwing our Allies around the world!
Change Is…The Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill!
Change Is…Appointing the Wise Latina and the Обамаcare Cheerleader!
Change Is…Turning the entire Armed Forces into a Giant LGBT Orgasm!
Change Is…Making ‘recess appointments’ when the Senate was still In Session!

And that’s just for starters….

HAT TIP: Weasel Zippers

The Priceline Negotiator DIES!

Filed under: | Entertainment

This, my friends, is another milestonre: POST #5000!
I get a big kick out of William Shatner, who’s 80 and still going strong, whenever he appears in Priceline commercials as “The Negotiator.” He’s obviously having a lot of fun, so I must imagine that when his employer informed him that they want to take their business model in a different direction, thereby killing his character off, it must have been hard for him to take.
Then again, perhaps not:

“It was a great run,” the Emmy-winning actor (“Boston Legal” and “The Practice”) said of the Priceline gig. But “if the management says this is the end, this is the end.”

Here’s one of the last scenes of The Shat’s iconic character (NO, not James T. Kirk…he was killed off 18 years ago!)

I wonder who Priceline will recruit next to represent their new line? Only time will tell. Thanks, Shat!

Ruining Yet Another Friday!

Filed under: | Great White North | Humor

Judging from the cars in the video, I would guess this takes place some time during the 1990s or early 2000s…

HAT TIP: yenta-fada, eh.

A Demo☭rat Tells The Truth For Once

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Medicine/Health

See this person?

This particular Demo☭rat, Jan Schakowsky, represents Обамастан‘s 9th Congressional District. Her husband, Robert Creamer served time in Club Fed for Bank Fraud and Check Kiting. But I digress.
Schakowsky was helping Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius yesterday with whipping up support for Обамаcare. Here’s her money quote:

“Losing in November is not an option. It doesn’t make it easier to get single-payer or even a public option. It makes it impossible.”

Imagine that. This will come to pass, so long as the GOP gets even more seats in the House, wins control of the Senate, and recaptures the White House in November. Let us bring Rep. Schakowsky’s words to fruition.



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