Login | Register | Member List |

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Because We Are Too Stupid

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Cars

Allow me to inform you that this proposed new vehicle sticker was in response to the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007, which was enacted by a Конгресс controlled by the Demo☭rats and signed by President George W. Bush. We all know how independent and secure our national energy resources are as a result of this magnanimous act, don’t we.
We’re all on the same page…good.

This pisses me off. It offends me to know that the Government assumes that I can’t make the decision for myself and for my family what kind of vehicle we should be driving, and that all the research I would do before hand, especially with the Internet available, isn’t good enough either.
Y’know, I was at the Ford Dealer yesterday afternoon having them check out my battery, which wasn’t cranking enough cold amps. They ended up replacing it at no charge and suggested some maintenance is coming up for the Official Car (and yes, since we’ve been married, that means there’s also an Official Truck too!). I was sorely tempted to go out onto the lot and ask to test drive either an Escape or Edge. I held off on that for now.
Still, this bulls**t is leading me down to actually purchasing an SUV as our next Official Vehicle, just to flip the Government off!

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Letter to Dan Gilbert

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Sports

I’m sure that the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers and the fans who side with him will comprehend this:

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Coming Soon To An iPad Near You

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Mac Stuff

In its rush before the November elections…the FTC is consdering imposing a 5% TAX on consumer electronics to help out the floundering MSM organizations. They’re even extending this to broadcast spectrum and also on advertising.
What a lovely idea. NOT.
Europe is finally coming to grips with the idea that cradle-to-grave socialism, meaning taxing the s**t out of everything and foisting its Giant Government Nipple on its subjects. Оба́ма continues to push us to that model. I can see November from my house, can you?

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Here’s How GM Paid That Money Back

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Humor

And it’s not far from the truth either:

HAT TIP: Hud

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Orwellian PA Tax Ad

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | BS Patrol

What a marvelous way to get people to pay delinquent taxes:

NOT.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Look! It’s Mo Bear!

Filed under: | BS Patrol

Normally I’d laugh my a** off at stuff on South Park, but this time, Comedy Central isn’t laughing, and it doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out why:


Of course, a so-called ‘Extremist Islamic’ web site has threatened the lives of Trey Parker and Matt Stone for daring to criticize their precious Prophet. As a result, the episode where Mo is dressed up AS A BEAR is heavily censored so as not to offend those raging and seething Mohammedans.
I’m surprised Parker and Stone didn’t put a bomb turban on the guy. I don’t think those guys are too intimidated; they’ll stick around for awhile longer, if only to piss off the Mohammedans even more! BULLY FOR THEM!

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Nike Ad: Forgive Tiger! Buy Our Stuff Anyway!

Filed under: | BS Patrol

This, on the day The Masters opens….
This ad is probably the lamest attempt by Nike to salvage its sponsorship of Tiger Woo, bringing the voice of his dead father back to life, even if to admonish the guy. What would have been just as effective, and more respectful, would have been to display Earl’s words at the bottom of the screen while Tiger stands there.
But hey, I’m not in charge of Nike’s advertisements. That said, let’s see how Tiger conducts himself.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Another Communist Organization Ruining the Nation

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | BS Patrol

Now what was this about ACORN declaring bankruptcy? Do you really think that’s going to stop this bunch of DFCs?
Of course not!
They’re back, and ready to feed at the trough the Оба́ма Regime has put forth for them, courtesy of You, The American Taxpayer. Hunting Permit to follow.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

A Question of Priorities

Filed under: | BS Patrol

Let’s face it, this is definitely in order when the IRS raids some business to collect a Tax Liability of 4 cents.
Yes, you read right. 4 CENTS.
I don’t care if there may have been penalties slapped on the guy. Unfortunately, since this falls under the jurisdiction of the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals, I don’t give him much of a chance in court. Still, this is BULL-S**T!

Friday, February 26, 2010

I Couldn’t Have Said It any Better

Filed under: | BS Patrol

This is from RIX, a commenter over at The Blogmocracy:

I think that it’s clear what’s going on here.
The debate is over, the science is settled, it’s caused by
Global Warming.
A glacier melted causing a disconsolate Polar Bear to dive into the ocean to commit suicide.
The splash put moisture into the atmosphere which caued snow, which caused the gas pedals to stick.

For this, he gets 3.8 TRILLION UPDINGS!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

LGF Compares Beck to Hitler

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Other Blogs

Imagine that. The guy completes a turn back to the liberal mindset from whence he came by comparing Glenn Beck (at the CPAC) to Hitler:

That is a vile comparison indeed. Time to go hunting:

Friday, January 22, 2010

Rebranding ACORN

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | BS Patrol

Back in November word got out that ACORN was considering a name change. Well, they’re going to do it anyway. All in the name of ‘reforming its image.’ And even though it’s known as COI, most people will just naturally add the N to that, making them COIN. That won’t change the fact that they’re still the same bunch of DFCs!
In any case we’ll be there, waiting for them with a new Hunting Permit ready to go. Do they really think they’re going to get away with this?
Not Just No but HELL NO!

Monday, November 30, 2009

ACORN Name Change in Works?

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | BS Patrol

WELL WELL WELL...look what got found in the dumpster outside of ACORN offices in San Diego: documents which state the scandal-ridden group considered a name change to rehabilitate their image. Just like any other organization which gets caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
Imagine that.
I’m not surprised one bit. I also won’t be surprised if ACORN goes through with it anyway, especially if they want more of our Federal Tax Dollars courtesy of Эрик Холдер. DFC Bastards.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Please Joe, Kill That Bill

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Medicine/Health

As I sit here eating breakfast, about to head into the shower while The Mrs. sleeps a little bit more, I pray to God that Sen. Joe Lieberman doesn’t whore himself knuckle under like the other moderate Senate Democrats have (Mary Landrieu of Louisiana comes to mind…what a whore she turned out to be!). He’s stating that if the final Senate Оба́маcare bill has “public option” in any form, he will filibuster it and there are 40 Republicans only too happy to join him in it.
Between the Senate and House, there are over 4,000 pages defining health care deform, and that is just. Total. Bulls**t! Joe Lieberman may be a liberal, but he’s honest about it, and I daresay he also knows the score when it comes to health care too. Pray for this man. I certainly will.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Barbie…In a Burqa?

Filed under: | BS Patrol | War on Terror

Now THIS is vile indeed:

And Mattel is sanctioning this??? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! What’s next: frakking Hot Wheels?

HAT TIP: Fausta’s Blog

About

This site has been BANNED IN INDIA, as has seven other US-based blogs. And now, I've also been BANNED from LGF! So if you don't like what I have to say...
MAKE YOUR OWN BLOG!


Table 9 Chat

Tip Jar

DHS Certificate


THE RELIGION OF PEACE™

Thousands of Deadly Islamic Terror Attacks Since 9/11
"And the rock cried out, 'O Infidel! There is a Muslim hiding under me, come and kill him!'"

Calendar

September 2010
S M T W T F S
     1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30    

BAND OF THE BANNED


BLOGROLL


ARIZONA BLOGS


NEWS LINKS


OTHER LINKS




Statistics

  • Page Views: 3049034
  • Page rendered in 0.4091 seconds
  • Total Entries: 4587
  • Total Comments: 2359
  • Total Trackbacks: 11
  • Most Recent Entry: 09/02/2010 04:07 am
  • Most Recent Comment on: 08/23/2010 09:34 am
  • Total Members: 77
  • Total Logged in members: 0
  • Total guests: 14
  • Total anonymous users: 0
  • Most Recent Visitor on: 09/02/2010 03:50 pm
  • Most visitors ever: 287 on 08/31/2009 03:45 pm
  • Referrers