Earlier this year, the Archbishop of Canterbury opened his mouth regarding not insulting Islam and the inevitability of Sharia in the UK. Now, he’s chiding us for what we’re trying to do to combat the financial crisis:

“How we all work is vastly complicated—no one is pretending it isn’t. But without these anxieties about the specific costs, we’ve lost the essential moral compass.”

And you, sir, lost that same moral compass by comparing OUR way of life to Nazism, whom the Islamofascists you wish to praise want to emulate by destroying it. You are lost to moral relativism. If Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, has any sense of decency left, she should fire your a**.

Now THIS is a hoot!

HAT TIP: Vilmar

I’m not sorry to utter these words, Mr. President. You may have protected this nation from further attacks from the Islamofascists, but to say you’re sorry about nationalizing the risk involved in the free market and privatizing the reward?
This is total bulls**t! That is what you’ve done with all the damn bailouts of the housing, financial, and now the auto industries. When the hell is this going to STOP! Is your aim to frak up the American economy some more and then hand it to БХО?
You’ve definitely earned yourself a place in the RINO Hall of Fame, right beside Senator McCain, who’s back to his old tricks.

Or, what the UAW foists on the Detroit automakers? I vote “Yes” because in both cases, it’s so much regulatory bulls**t that it simply isn’t funny anymore.
In this case, it’s actually the latter. Just wait till you read the content! Be sure to get yourself some caffeine-loaded substance to keep yourself up.
And I bet you’re wondering how big these files are in electronic form? Here, let me tell you:

• GM: 78.3 MB
• Ford: 4.2 MB
• Chrysler: 21.0 MB

I actually peeked at the docs themselves; GM’s and Chrysler’s contracts seem to be quick scans of the pages from a “handbook” (?) which likely still uses a frakkin’ printing press! Ford’s looks as though they actually use Microsoft Word, and then printed into PDF format.
But holy s**t! No bloody wonder why these companies remain competitively hobbled.

A sign of complete and total surrender to political correctness:

“Uh, I’m really happy to be back in Calgary. I love Canada.
“And I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about.
“Enjoy the game tonight.”

And of course, the NHL doesn’t have the ‘nads to tell Avery face-to-face that he’s been suspended for conduct deterimental to the NHL. They do this via e-mail. I swear to God, it’s gotten to the point where no one can’t take a little name-calling, much less trash talking, anymore. Must be that “alternative lifestyle” we have to accept, where it’s OK to be a Slut. Yeah, that must be it.
Last time I checked, there’s no such thing in either the United States Constitution, or Canada’s Charter of Freedoms, where there’s a right where we can’t be offended.

Now that BHO has been elected, the el cubos are getting ready for a massive orgasm of wish fulfillment. To that end, one group forked out a significant amount of money to produce a Fake New York Saddam Times, and handed them out in the Big Apple:

And there you have it. What more needs to be said?

BHO hasn’t even taken office yet, and there are already Facebook groups calling for his impeachment. Don’t these idiots understand that you have to wait until he does something truly worthy of that status?
I’m not even going to peek around Facebook for that...they could be a bunch of Ronulans for all I know.

At this stage, with only 7 days left, if I asked my boss for Election Day off, like Senator Obama is encouraging his supporters to do, then it’s very likely she would point to our production levels and politely decline my request. Besides, there would be no need for me to take the day off because I would go to the polls early enough so I can still get to work on time.
As it turns out, Demo☭rats have supported legislation in the past to make Election Day a National Holiday. Not only that, the UAW workers get this day off as part of their Union Contract with the Big Three (soon to become the Big Two) automakers.
Human nature being what it is, most people would blow off going to the polls if they had another holiday coming. Besides, do we really need another National Holiday off? Oh, and before I forget...if you don’t vote for Senator Obama then you’re a Racist!

So Lewis Diuguid of the Kansas City Star equatss the calling of Senator Obama’s economic proposals “Socialist” as Racism? What a bunch of BULL-S**T! He cites MLK (People forget that J. Edgar Hoover was an appointee of FDR, a Democrat), W.E.B. DuBois, Paul Robeson, and A. Philip Randolph as equals for civil rights. While MLK was acquainted with Communists and/or Socialists while he was alive, that doesn’t necessarily make him one. The other three guys WERE Socialists at the very least.
Diuguid goes on to say that Socialism is an old code word for “black.” Here’s where it falls apart. For this to be true, ALL Socialists have to be black:

This is clearly not the case:

Therefore, Shame on Mr. Diuguid for trying to foist this crap on us!

Now here’s a law which went into effect back in July, and was intended for “desperate” parents and/or guardians who could not handle raising a child to drop him or her off at a hospital, without fear of prosecution. Guess what? The Idiot politicians included children up to the age of 19 who could be abandoned:

The rash of older children deposited has left state authorities struggling to cope. In the latest case this week - and the first involving a child from outside the state - a 14-year-old girl from Iowa was dropped off at a hospital in Omaha, Nebraska, on Tuesday.
State officials said the person who abandoned her could be prosecuted in the girl’s home state but authorities have so far been unable to do anything about the other cases because of the loose wording of its safe haven law.
Nebraska was the last state to introduce such legislation but it went much further than others. Instead of restricting those who could be abandoned to infants, as is the case elsewhere in the US, Nebraska effectively allowed it to apply to anyone up to the age of 18.
In the most serious case to date, a single father handed over nine of his 10 children - aged between 20 months and 17 - saying that he could no longer cope.

Talk about unintended consequences. Let’s see how fast Nebraska’s unicameral legislature fixes this.

After finding out where the $700 billion figure came from, not to mention the additional powers which would have been granted to the Secretary of the Treasury, let’s just say I was livid with both the House leadership AND the Bush Administration. As a result it’s a good thing 95 Democrats listened to their constituents and helped kill the deal. Oh, and did I mention Speaker Pelosi wanted to blame the whole damn situation on Bush?
The House will try again on Thursday, so keep up the pressure.

Ah, so The Goracle wants his undead minions to conduct Civil Disobedience against construction of new coal plants. Just like I wrote about this morning.
Well, here’s a question for him: Does he have the guts to get in the front lines with ‘em, or will he slink away and laugh his a** off while his Useful Idiots get arrested?
Knowing most elitists’ avoidance for peaceful protest, he’ll do the latter. Maybe, just maybe, a bright idea will emerge to arrest Algore’s a** for instigating the whole thing, and then sue him. How many carbon offsets will that cost him!

Here’s the latest bulls**t e-mail spam going around, courtesy of some thing in Hong Kong:

Dear Madam and Sir
I kindly request you to read the attached information which relates to new aspects of lawlessness of attorney general Michael B. MUKASEY and his apparent enforcer Daniel L. CLOYD of the same ethnic origin who is an acting assistant FBI director for counterintelligence. I asked President George W. BUSH and Republican presidential nominee John McCAIN to stop the outlawry of their subordinates in question. In response, Cloyd and his FBI agents show me off what kind of the Bush-McCain changes are coming, in fact. He and they intensify the same or similar forms of wrongdoings. This is self-explanatory. It relates also to FedEX/Kinko under the leadership of its Chairman and CEO Frederick W. SMITH and its President Kenneth A. MAY who are the members of McCain campaign and who are implied by Cloyd that they conduct the policy of discriminating African Americans on racial grounds, as indicated in the main body of the information.
Not to overburden your emai[, I will send the updated information in three parts and without unnecessary new introduction. The attachments are in the zipped format of Microsoft Word without any virus and any other danger to the setup in your computer.
Thanking you for your time, I wish you all the best.
Sincerely,
Slawomir J. Borowy

Along with an obviously contaminated zip file attachment titled “60. Bushes’ ticket of McCain and Palin.zip.” i could tell immediately just by the color highlights. Do these a**holes think us conservatives are THAT stupid to open this? Obviously, yes.
Hey Hong Kong spammer: FRAK YOU!

Wow, with all the news last week regarding Wall Street’s Wild Ride, Joe Biden’s call for rich Americans to pay their patriotic share, and the terrorist attack on a Marriott Hotel in Pockystawn, I guess someone finally took the time to write this story which had been 24 years in the making:

NEW YORK—Citing unsafe practices and potential toxic contamination, the Environmental Protection Agency shut down a small ghost- entrapment operation in downtown Manhattan today, and had four of the business’ spectral-containment specialists arrested in the process.

I guess some news outfits think people really do have short memories.