After hearing and seeing how dejected Michelle Obama (wife of the leading Democrat Presidential contender) has been for the past 26 years, playing the Race Card, I decided to design one and she’s the first recipient for playing the victim!

And since the Democrats want to subjugate our sovereignty to Turtle Bay, I figured, why not!

There is one person I know of who lives in Boulder, Colorado. Granted, I haven’t actually seen this person in 30 years, but I still have to wonder how she can exist in a community whose City Council chooses to draft a resolution calling on Congress to impeach both President Bush and Vice President Cheney.  What are these people smoking? I hope she doesn’t fall in with these folks.
Pretty soon, I’ll wager the Boulder City Council will issue Code Pink a permit to park its designated vehicle right in front of whatever Armed Forces recruitment offices exist there, and allow them to hold regular marches and protests. Perhaps the drafters of the Semper Fi bill could penalize any city which disallows any recruiting efforts with loss of Federal funding.

Here’s another attempt to paint anyone who believes in defending this country by going on offense as NeoCons. I decided to take this quiz, and here are my results:

3 - Moderate Conservative
3 - Capitalist Purist
6 - Moderate
10 - Militarist

And then this quiz calls me a ”NeoCon Republican?” ‘Scuse me, I don’t need a ”NeoCon” moniker pasted onto my lifelong party affiliation. Doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out who designed this test!

As chronicled elsewhere, the City of Berkeley, California sees fit to hamper the efforts of the United States Marine Corps to recruit in their city, allowing Code Pink (yeah, those folks!) free rein over the area in front of the office. Now, there is a bill afoot in Congress which will, if enacted into Law, and if it survives the inevitable court challenge in the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals, take away Federal earmarks from the city.
Check out where some of the earmarked Taxpayer Dollars went to:

One earmark provides $243,000 in taxpayer dollars for the organization Chez Panisse to create gourmet organic school lunches in the Berkeley School District.  Chez Panisse is dedicated to “environmental harmony” and their menu features “Comté cheese soufflé with mâche salad,” “Meyer lemon éclairs with huckleberry coulis,” and “Chicory salad with creamy anchovy vinaigrette and olive toast.”
Another earmark would spend $975,000 in taxpayer dollars for the University of California in Berkeley Matsui Center for Politics and Public Service, to create a new endowment and cataloging the papers of Congressman Robert Matsui.  U.C. Berkeley currently already has a $3.5 billion endowment.

Here’s the Ronulans’ counterpart to Britney Spears’ defender:

I’m surprised he didn’t go after LGF either!
WARNING! Strong Language.

Typical liberal reactions to a story from Denver where pregnant high school girls are asking for four weeks’ maternity leave to bond with their newborns. The real story is in the comments.
After viewing a few dozen of them and their corresponding ratings, I shook my head and muttered, “Figures.” Those comments which espoused personal responsibility got dinged, while those which praised the decisions of the pregnant girls got positive marks. Such are the attitudes of societal members who just want to “...f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k and f**k...and f**k until it hurts and then f**k some more!”

I wonder what the el cubo/neo-Nazi/just plain frakkin’ kooky supporters of Ron Paul (who got 10% of the GOP Iowa Caucus vote last night) will think of this CNN graphic?

Be On The Lookout for the blimp. and LO AND BEHOLD! These guys are gonna get in trouble NOW with the US Air Force!!

I hope The Goracle is slightly dismayed at this news. Then again, he doesn’t give a hoot; he just won the Nobel Peace Prize and continues to make a chunk of change from idiots buying his “documentaries” and books. Here are two quick stories which highlight the fact that when God decides to play with nature, there isn’t a thing we can do about it.
First, a volcano erupting in Chile is forcing 150 tourists to evactuate. Remember, this is summer for them, and any amount of ash spewed into the atmosphere will make for cooler temperatures and prettier sunsets.
Second, my old digs in southeast Michigan got hit with a record-breaking one-foot snowfall yesterday and the snowstorm which did it are heading right for New England...I hope they’re ready for it.
Now what’s that sound I hear rumbling from The Goracle’s mouth? Hot air you say? I thought so.

Here’s another reason why I loathe the Народная Республика Ильиной*. A Marine finds some guy who happens to be a lawyer lean up against his car, keying it. The Marine calls the Cops and has the lawyer arrested. The prosecutors don’t want to prosecute the lawyer becasue they say it isn’t worth their time.
I hope this lawyer’s business goes way down after this incident. Read the whole thing here, and if you’re as pissed off as I am, there’s contact information too.

* - People’s Republic of Illinois

The one major difference between liberals and conservatives can be summed up nicely with this: Liberals believe human beings are inherently good, while conservatives believe we’re born inherently evil. Put Will Smith into the former category, for even he believes Der Führer had the best intentions in mind when he ran Germany.

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’
“I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’ Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.”

You just lost another customer. After this bulls**t, there’s no frakkin’ way I will see ‘I Am Legend.’ Someone should buy you a ticket to Auschwitz.

It was inevitable that, given enough time and effort, Ron Paul would finally win a poll on LGF.
Click on the thumbnail to see which poll question snags it for him!
You better believe I’m laughing my a** off at this one!

Ron Paul may be running for President as a Republican (and I sure have NEVER supported him due to his isolationist views on foreign policy), but he is far from one. In fact, he doesn’t care who he gathers support from, as evidenced by this photograph from Stormfront.org. Click on the thumbnail.
Yes that’s right, he has neo-Nazi supporters. Charles over at LGF is blowing this wide open too. I managed to grab this photo from that directory, and that was all that I needed to know. If you look at the EXIF data, you’ll see that it was NOT, I repeat, NOT taken with the Official Camera, but instead with a Canon PowerShot SD1000.
In addition, If Paul had returned the Stormfront donation along with a disavowal, or forwarded it on to a worthy organization such as the ADL or UNCF, he could have avoided this. But he can’t hide anymore.
So There. The Ronulans had better start wearing brown underwear and trousers.

Now isn’t this a nice way to conduct business and regulate the hell out of people’s lives...McDonald’s restaurants in the UK are telling drive-thru customers to eat and GTFO or face a hefty fine if they spend more than 45 minutes in the parking lots there!
And Mickey D’s aren’t the only UK businesses utilizing these Orwellian methods either. People are being told they’re taking too long to do Christmas shopping. Marvelous...just think of all the tech the Islamofascists will inherit upon their takeover of Europe. They’re definitely lovin’ it.

I happened to find this card in the men’s restroom of an office building where my chiropractor is located:

Now, why would anyone sensible enough to realize that Ron Paul doesn’t say s**t about the Islamofascists in any of his rantings, want to waste over half an hour of his/her/its phone time on this guy?

First of all, allow me to wish all my Jewish friends a Happy Hanukkah...and not this bulls**t appeal from Israeli environmentalists to save the planet by not lighting that last candle. Nothing like forcing people who observe traditions 2,200 years old (give or take a few) to make them feel guilty and give them up for ‘mother Earth.’ I got news for ya: GOD is in charge. This guy has it right:

“Tikkun olam [fixing the world] must be done by adding more light and not by adding more darkness.”

Hear hear.