Filed under: | Axis of Donks | BS Patrol

One of the most sinister, behind-the-scenes leftists, He Who Funded MoveOn.org and the Center for American Progress, George Soros, is so devoted to the cause of getting both President Bush and Vice President Cheney impeached on whatever bulls**t charges they can get the Donks in Congress to vote on...he’s so devoted to the cause…
...he purchases 2 million shares of Halliburton last fall! And you know what? Those organizations Soros donates to won’t give a damn where their money comes from. It’ll be a case of using said money to buy the rope to hang McChimpyBusHitler and his pals. To them, it’d be poetic justice.
I say it’s frakkin’ hypocritical.

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For many, many years, Al Gore has been known in conservative circles as “Algore,” thanks to Rush Limbaugh. Now, thanks to his own disciples, he can be better termed ”The Goracle.” Just in time too, because his film is about to win an Academy Award for Best Documentary...but it’s in the wrong category, according to Patrick J. Michaels over at NRO. While I admit that I like science fiction, the Oscars have not been kind to science fiction films in general. That is why the Goracle’s film has to compete as a documentary.
What gets me about this whole subject is this: thirty years ago, the media and pundits were howling about an impending global cooling trend, and even then thei claims being made were bogus. These folks can’t make up their minds...and are reaching for anything and everything to obtain global control. No wonder the UN loves them.

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I try my best not to use the F Word. Instead, I prefer the bowdlerized version, ”Frak," used in the exact same context. One would have to get me extremely pissed off in order to use the real thing.
Of course, Vice President Cheney gets raked over the coals a couple of years ago when he told Senator Depends to go F himself. But wait till you hear a liberal use the word on national TV/radio...in this case, “Imus In The Morning” on MSNBC, which apparently wasn’t bleeped out. See, a double standard at work. It’s OK for liberals to use the word, but not for conservatives.
Frak the double standard is all I’m gonna say.

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What a frakkin’ idiot this Australian flight attendant is...she mekes out with actor Ralph Fiennes in the business-class lavatory on a flight from Darwin to Bombay (aka Mumbai), three other passengers see them go into the restroom and then come out...she hooks up with him after the flight too. When she got back to Australia, she is placed on suspension without pay and might lose her job.
Oh, she asked for Fiennes’ assistance in defense against the allegations, which he promptly refused.
And yet she’s calling herself a victim? BULL-S**T! You’ll be saying the same thing too when you read the rest of the story which details other sordid events of her life. And the picture which accompanies this story won’t help matters either, because she strikes the “coffee, tea, or me?” pose.
Oh, not to be nitpicky: at 35,000 feet that’s not a five-mile-high sex romp...that’s over six and a half!

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For a long, long time I felt a little guilty ‘cause I wasn’t recycling (except at work). Frak the Guilt...watch Penn & Teller turn all that recycling into more Bulls**t! Thanks Charles!

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Sports

I have a few friends who live in the Miami area; they are Fraternity Brothers. I should poll them and find out how close they live to the one-mile ‘No Tailgating’ zone the NFL has imposed for Super Bowl Sunday.
It seems to me that as the years pass, even events such as these, and the participants, become more and more insulated from the public. They might as well put a moat around the field and the stadium for that matter.
So sad...so sad....

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According to Matt Drudge, another attempt was made by Wolf Blitzer to smoke out the Vice President regarding his daughter Mary, who’s having a baby soon:

CHENEY CALLS BLITZER QUESTION ON DAUGHTER’S PREGNANCY ‘OUT OF LINE’
Wed Jan 24 2007 13:41:22 ET

In an interview taped to air for today’s ‘Situation Room’ on CNN, Vice President Cheney responded sharply to anchor Woilf Blitzer’s line of questioning regarding the pregancy of Cheney’s lesbian daughter:

Blitzer: Your daughter Mary, she’s pregnant. All of us are happy. She’s going to have a baby. You’re going to have another grandchild. Some of the—some critics, though, are suggesting, for example, a statement from someone representing Focus on the Family:
“Mary Cheney’s pregnancy raises the question of what’s best for children. Just because it’s possible to conceive a child outside of the relationship of a married mother and father, doesn’t mean it’s best for the child.”
Do you want to respond to that?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: No, I don’t.
Blitzer: She’s obviously a good daughter --
VICE PRESIDENT: I’m delighted—I’m delighted I’m about to have a sixth grandchild, Wolf, and obviously think the world of both of my daughters and all of my grandchildren. And I think, frankly, you’re out of line with that question.
Blitzer: I think all of us appreciate --
VICE PRESIDENT: I think you’re out of—I think you’re out of line with that question.
Blitzer: -- your daughter. We like your daughters. Believe me, I’m very, very sympathetic to Liz and to Mary. I like them both. That was just a question that’s come up and it’s a responsible, fair question.
VICE PRESIDENT: I just fundamentally disagree with your perspective.

Developing...

I think they’re trying to get the Vice President to say what he said to Senator Depends a couple of years ago and get it on tape. They won’t give up until they do. Hang in there Mr. Vice President!

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So the Democrat-controlled Congress (the House, at least) have passed five of the six bills needed to RAISE OUR TAXES. President Bush better get his Veto Stamp ready!
But enough of that. Apparently, it’s taken less time, so says Speaker Pelosi, than she “promised”:

The House actually has been in session for more than 72 hours since the 110th Congress was sworn in on Jan. 4. But the clock on Pelosi’s Web site suggested that 34 hours, 5 minutes had elapsed by the close of House business Wednesday.
The San Francisco Democrat’s clock only tracks hours spent on legislation.

So what the hell has Congress done with those other 37 hours, 55 minutes? Inquiring Minds Want To Know.

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So Keith Ellison intends to use Thomas Jefferson’s copy of the Koran in his private swearing-in ceremony with Speaker Nancy Pelosi. His spokesman, Rick Jauert, is using a bulls**t generalization:

“Keith is paying respect not only to the founding fathers’ belief in religious freedom but the Constitution itself.”

What Mr. Jauert is not telling you is that Thomas Jefferson was the first US President to deal with a Muslim threat. Where do you think ”to the Shores of Tripoli” came from?
Maybe, just maybe, this will come back to Congressman Ellison and bite him on the a**.

Filed under: | BS Patrol | War on Terror

It’s still not radioactive, so we don’t have any hand in it and neither do the Israelis. It’s the Wahhabists themselves who are destroying all the historical landmarks associated with Islam’s holiest site. Be advised that I use the word, ”holiest,” with great trepidation:

Historic Mecca, the cradle of Islam, is being buried in an unprecedented onslaught by religious zealots.
Almost all of the rich and multi-layered history of the holy city is gone. The Washington-based Gulf Institute estimates that 95 per cent of millennium-old buildings have been demolished in the past two decades.
Now the actual birthplace of the Prophet Mohamed is facing the bulldozers, with the connivance of Saudi religious authorities whose hardline interpretation of Islam is compelling them to wipe out their own heritage.
It is the same oil-rich orthodoxy that pumped money into the Taliban as they prepared to detonate the Bamiyan buddhas in 2000. And the same doctrine - violently opposed to all forms of idolatry - that this week decreed that the Saudis’ own king be buried in an unmarked desert grave.

How ironic. In any case, they sure can’t blame this on the JOOOOOOS!

Filed under: | BS Patrol | International

Remember that gigantic tsunami which killed over a quarter of a million people a couple of years ago? Wouldn’t it warm your hearts to know that all that money people gave out of the goodness of their hearts (hey, most countries gave aid in the form of governmental grants) was being used…
...to enforce Shari’a in the stricken provinces?

International aid workers and Indonesian women’s organisations are now expressing dismay that the flow of foreign cash for reconstruction has allowed the government to spend scarce money on a new bureaucracy and religious police to enforce puritan savagely barbaric laws, such as the compulsory wearing of headscarves.

Aside from the Times of London using the wrong terminology to equivocate the Puritans with the Islamic enforcement police (the Puritans did not advocate the subjugation of women in the home...so of course I made the necessary correction), the article was spot on. This is how Indonesia shows its thankfulness to the world for saving them from a real humanitarian disaster.

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This has got to be the lamest choice Time Magazine has ever made. They’ve wimped out. They’re afraid to make a choice...so they choose everyone on the planet, and in so doing, choose no one. Remember, under liberalism, no one is to be left behind, no one is to be made inferior to others. Everyone is to be ”special.” What a frakked-up world this has become.

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Other Blogs | War on Terror

I’ve known this for well over 24 hours...now the s**t has really hit the fan!
Don’t bother going to Vilmar’s Right Wing Howler blog. It’s down, thanks to CAIR. Those b*st*rds got his ISP to shut him down, doubtless in the face of massive lawsuits. Here’s what got him in hot water with the Council of Angry Islamofascist Radicals:

“Makes sense to me. After all, if Muslims are raising their little crumb- snatching, curtain climbing, ankle biting rug rats to strap on bombs in order to kill us, it is logically correct to assume that in order to stop that from happening we need to kill all Muslim kids. Starting now.”

Before you rant and rave against Vilmar (which I most assuredly won’t), the actual article he was referring to is located at IMAO...and yes, Read The Whole Thing.
CAIR intends to shut us all down by preventing us from warning you about the dangers of Islamofascism. They want to shut air travel down by preventing the airlines and the TSA from doing basic passenger profiling...to remove the barriers, if you will, of executing another 9/11 style attack. CAIR: I’ve got two words to say to you.
F**K YOU!
I ask each and every one of you who reads this blog to write Vilmar’s ISP, hostgator.com, and make them aware that they are making a grave error in shutting down Right Wing Howler. We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.

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UPDATE (2030 MST): Not even thirty minutes from the time I posted this. Vilmar’s site is back up! I hope he takes the fight to these motherf**kers!

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UPDATE (12/16/06; 0445 MST): A final message now from Vilmar. He’s done. Don’t know how long he will keep the message up, but there it is.

Filed under: | BS Patrol | War on Terror

All of a sudden I see a new acronym explanation for our friends at CAIR, courtesy of Rat Patrol over at BMEWS and this one takes the cake!

Now they want money for the six FIMA(*)’s to go away. To which I say: FRAK YOU!

* - Flying Imams My A**!

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Conspiracy theorists love to deconstruct Princess Diana’s death on August 31, 1997, just like they do with the JFK, RFK, and MLK assassinations. Yet more reports are surfacing that the stories about the circumstances of her passing (engaged to Muslim Dodi al-Fayed, possible pregnancy, last words) are all total bulls**t, this one coming from the News of the World.
And to top that off, another British newspaper, the Guardian, is reporting that the United States Secret Service bugged her phone just prior to her death. The obvious question is, of course, Why? I really don’t know, and I really don’t care. SHE’S DEAD JIM. LET HER GO.