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Well it’s the day after my birthday. I survived! What have I to consider today? Check it out.
MUSIC PLAYLIST: This is my current collection of songs I have on iTunes, with a taste of just about everything here. Eclectic, eh?
SENTENCE FOR SEX STUNT: Remember that nasty on-air copulation at St. Patrick’s Cathedral? Well, the female partner of the nefarious scheme was sentenced. Although I am not a Roman Catholic, I will pray for the souls of the surviving members that they may learn the error of their ways and repent.
MESSAGE TO INDIA: Looks like India’s population will surpass China’s by the mid-21st century. That is, if India and China don’t succeed in blowing each other up with Pakistan’s help. It might help if you quit mating like there’s no tomorrow.
GERMAN ANTI-SEMITISM: Considering the Germans’ recent lack of support for the war on terrorism, this doesn’t surprise me one bit.
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Macker at 0900 MST
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Yes, today is my birthday, I’m 43, and I’ll just post these quick and be off with the celebrations:
VOYAGER 1 hits heliopause: We launched this craft in 1977 and it’s just now arriving at the edge of true interstellar space. Is this the one that ends up getting blown to bits by the Klingons in Star Trek V (V is for Vomit)?
TASK FORCE 121: I hope these guys got this when they were sent on their way to get Saddam:
REAL MEN: Check out what Kim DuToit wrote on his blog; so many people have banged down the door for this one, his server went kaput!
“...powerful men still attract women. Women, even liberal women, swooned over George Bush in a naval aviator’s uniform. Donald Trump still gets access to some of the most beautiful (women) available, despite looking like a medieval gargoyle. Donald Rumsfeld, if he wanted to, could (make love to) 90% of all women over 50 if he wanted to, and a goodly portion of younger ones too.
“And he won’t. Because Rummy’s been married to the same woman for fifty years, and he wouldn’t toss that away for a quickie. He’s a Real Man. No wonder the Euros hate and fear him.”
OK...See ya!
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Macker at 0250 MST
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LOW BLOGGING ALERT. Now that I’m back in school there’s going to be some times when I don’t get back online and blog like I should. So please be patient. I also hate it when I can’t stay asleep either.
Let’s go over some recent sightings of newsworthy stories:
GOVERNOR ARNOLD: How SWEET it is! now I hope he goes in there and whips that state legislature in Sacramento into shape. Maybe he could take a cue from “Kindergarten Cop”...YOU BELONG TO ME NOW!
And I encourage him to take that trip to Georgia; not OUR Georgia, but the former Soviet republic. They’ve got a mountain in the Caucusus Range all ready to name for him!
IRANIAN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER: Something that’ll make the Ayatollahs sit up and take notice and encourage the opposition all the more.
RUSH ADDICTED TO PAIN KILLERS: Brett Favre (QB for the Green Bay Packers) had the same problem too a few years back and I’m sure the NFL helped him kick the habit. At least he’s coming clean. So liberals, better enjoy his absence for the time being when he’s back he’s gonna come after you even more!
That’s it for now....
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Macker at 0140 MST
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