Well, here it is. Today is Primary Day here in Arizona, and the Republicans get to decide who will represent their party in the November General Election against whoever the Demo☭rats choose on their side. I sent in my Early Ballot two weeks ago and from what you see here, you can tell who I voted for…that is, if you didn’t already see it over to the right. Never mind the bilingual bulls**t, I’ve ranted about that on several other occasions.
Senator McCain…it is TIME FOR YOU TO COME HOME.

Looks like one of McCain’s supporters got his comeuppance:

Is this campaign getting dirty or what!

HAT TIP: Sonoran Alliance

Both of these stories highlight Arizona Sheriffs. Notice I didn’t say that in the singular.
First, the Mexican Drug Cartels have put a $1 MILLION BOUNTY on Sheriff Joe’s head. In addition, they are also offering anyone who wants to join their Evil organization $1,000. These motherfrakkers are bringing their war into the United States, and the Sheriff of Maricopa County definitely has the cojones to tell them what to go do with themselves! And yet the Feds…do nothing.
Then, Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu, in an interview with CNSNews.com, states that “Our own government has become our enemy and is taking us to court at a time when we need help.” In this, Babeu is absolutely right: the Federal Government, in its push to control every single aspect of our lives, IS an Enemy of the People.
Is it any wonder then why people are pissed off!

The Osprey and I caught most of this on TV last night…after all, we had to haul our a**es over to a common spot…in this case, my house. Osprey brought the goods and we proceeded to drink whenever McCain said:

• “Facts are stubborn things.”
• “My Friends.”
• “There you go again.”

Here is Part I of last night’s GOP US Senate debate with McCain, JD, and Jim Deakin.

FINALLY! Another state has joined the fight to secure our borders and our lives: Tennessee has enacted legislation which requires its state jails to report any Illegals it incarcerates to Federal authorities.
And here’s the kicker: Tennessee’s Governor, Phil Breseden…is a Democrat! He’s doing something good for his state…and for the country as a whole. Two down, 48 to go.
NOW what’s Президент Оба́ма going to do? Sue Tennessee also? WAY TO GO!

HAT TIP: Kirly

So, the Mexican Government files a brief in Arizona courts, seeking to join in the lawsuits against SB1070, which is scheduled to take effect on July 29. They cite “grave concerns” that the law will be used for Racial Profiling.
What a tired argument. Hispanics are not a race. They are an ethnicity. Besides, Mexico shouldn’t be casting stones, since they are in a glass house and they treat THEIR Illegals (the ones coming from Costa Rica, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and Honduras) like s**t. And we all know how the Оба́ма Режим feels about securing the border, don’t we!
So Mexico, I got a great idea for ya: STFD and STFU!

Kudos once again to Governor Brewer for signing legislation banning “Ethnic Studies” courses in Arizona! That means those Racist Bastards over at MEChA and La Raza can’t peddle their filth. At least, not in the public schools anyway.
This law specifically goes after “Occupied America: A History of Chicanos” by Rodolfo Acuña, a Professor Emeritus of Chicano Studies at Cal State Northridge. What does he have to say about this?

“If anyone reads my books they would realize that ... this is not a question of being against white people but rather of documenting truth. ... This is history…this is learning.”

BULL-S**T! It is hatred for the white man which your book teaches. Hatred for America.
I’ve got a great idea. Since you a**holes at MEChA and La Raza want your frakkin’ Aztlan so frakkin’ bad…why not start practicing the so-called “religion of peace” which the Aztecs practiced a few centuries ago, which involved open-heart virgin sacrifices, before the Spaniards cleaned your frakkin’ clocks! And don’t speak Spanish either. Speak that Aztec language which is pretty much dead.

Once again, the politicians lack the intestinal fortitude to make the gutsy decision on whether or not to raise the State Sales Tax by 1.0 percentage point to balance the budget. So what do they do? Punt it to the Voters:

And of course, I’m not ashamed…and took great pleasure…in voting Not Just No But HELL NO! And though I didn’t spoil my ballot when I mailed it in, I decided to broadcast another message…click on the image. If you don’t like that…Frak Off!

I wanted to save this article for itself, and not throw it into the F.I.I.F. regular feed. Imagine my joy yesterday afternoon when I found out Governor Brewer finally sent the Dear John letter to the company which operates these devices:

I LOATHE these things. Every time I drive by one, whether it’s fixed or mobile, I have the tendency to give it the middle finger. That’s because we Arizonans know where they are located, and the mobile units have warnings posted at 1/2 mile and again at 300 feet. So we’d all slow down as we approached it, and then sped right back up again when we got past them.
This…was bulls**t.
Besides, the state used them for revenue generation and not for law enforcement. That is a big No-No in my book. So once these go away, we’ll be back to normal traffic flow patterns.
Don’t get me wrong…this development doesn’t affect the speed cameras in Scottsdale, Glendale, Mesa, and other municipalities. But I can see these things eventually going away too because of what they’re used for. Nevertheless, Arizona motorists can soon breathe a sigh of relief.

Man, did I have fun shooting this video…it’s the first with the Official Camcorder!

Part II is coming up!

There’s another bill on Governor Brewer’s desk which has passed both Houses of the State Legislature:

The new bill would make it illegal for a school district to teach any courses that promote the overthrow of the U.S. government, promote resentment of a particular race or class of people, are designed primarily for students of a particular ethnic group or “advocate ethnic solidarity instead of the treatment of pupils as individuals.”

This’ll definitely piss off the various ‘advocacy’ groups who plan on marching in 70 major cities tomorrow. And we’re the Racists? BULL-S**T!

And it was FREE FOR ALL!

Both The Mrs. and I attended this monumentous event. We had a blast, we’re tired and beat up after having been up since 0600, but it was sure worth it…even though the Rattlers lost, 70-56.

Some time ago, Rodan invited me to become an author over at The Blogmocracy, and today I finally accepted.
There, that’s out of the way.
Now, I have an idea put forth to me by a couple of other folks there, who believe we should put together a very special video to pay tribute to the Jazz Artist and his Loozard minions. If you want to participate, e-mail me for details. I promise you, you WILL like this!

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Crappy Tax Day, everyone.
You know damn well Senator McCain ain’t gonna be at the Tax Day Tea Party Rally in Tempe (and JD IS); because he would certainly face the wrath of the voters who DO show up, just for all the times he’s “reached across the aisle”, hurting our country in the process!
So if you want to know how to razz McCain at his next campaign appearance, click here. GO JD!

Who is the stumpy Senator there?

“Maverick” is his claim

On the campaign trail to nowhere

Bipartisanship his object
Compromise his game.

Crossin’ the aisle is his style

“Maverick” is his claim

Don’t want anyone to be riled
Let’s all be gentlemen

Better to be tame.

Half-hearted soft-sell!

A conservative death-knell!

Platitudes cut the heart from his campaign!

Too genial to fight;
If Оба́ма wins, all right…

“Maverick” is the claim of John McCain

Half-hearted soft-sell!
A conservative death-knell!
Platitudes cut the heart from his campaign!

Too genial to fight;

If Оба́ма wins, all right…

“Maverick” is the claim of John McCain

“Maverick” is the claim of John McCain

Yeeee-HAWWWWWW!

Imagine if you will lots of Illegals hanging around, say, 36th Street & Thomas Road near Wally World in Phoenix…or up and down Gilbert Road in Mesa, or even in your local Arizona neighborhood…whoring themselves out like, well, whores do!
Now imagine them being arrested…not by ICE, but by the local police, who throw them in Sheriff Joe’s Jail for violating Arizona State Law for being in the United States Illegally! What a novel concept!
Well, it’s not law just yet. But it’s passed both Houses of the Arizona Legislature, and it’s awaiting Governor Brewer’s signature. If she’s smart, she’ll sign it. Otherwise, it’ll hurt her election chances, and paint her once again as the RINO she is.
We know this will be a good law, because the typical immigration advocacy groups are already bitching it out. To which I say “You want to come to the USA! Great…now GET IN LINE!”