I guess the folks at Global Orgasm are…sorry, no frakkin’ way I’m going to use the obvious word here!...throwing their support to Senator Obama by sponsoring a similar event on October 24.
People like these simply fail or refuse to realize what kind of world we live in. A world which has been this way since the fall of Humanity into sin. No amount of simultaneous orgasms will fix that. And please don’t forget to clean up your mess afterwards, thank you.

Now that OJ’s trial on armed robbery and kidnapping charges in Las Vegas has finally begun, we’ll soon see if the all-white jury which was selected will take a certain guy who OJ owes well over $30-some million into consideration. The defense is asking them not to:

Defense attorney Yale Galanter, angered by the tactic, told jurors: “This case ... is not about what occurred in California. This case is not about Fred Goldman. It is about what happened in Las Vegas last year this time and whether crimes were committed.”

But as OJ’s 1995 jury showed us, there is a concept called jury nullification. Sauce for the goose.
I just hope the guy on the witness stand is OK though.

Ten years ago was supposed to have been Judgment Day, but it wasn’t, and so Michael Jackson survived to see his 50th birthday. And he says he’s as young as ever.
Gee I wonder why. With all the plastic surgeries he’s undergone I can see why.

By his daughter Arnelle, no less!

“Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad,” the News’ source spilled. “O.J. said ‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”
O.J.‘s daughter then called 911, the News said. The police report doesn’t mention Simpson’s fall.

Gee I wonder why. Serves the son of a bitch right. When the hell does he go on trial for that armed robbery charge anyways?

Leave it to a Union…in this case, the Erotic Service Providers Union...to come up with something as decadent as decriminalizing prostitution and its pursuit. Imagine that.
The ESPU managed to obtain the 12,000 signatures needed to place an initiative on the November ballot where hookers and their customers would no longer fear going to Jail. Cops could no longer survey, arrest, or prosecute hookers and their customers. If this ballot measure passes, it would only be a matter of time until San Francisco regulates and taxes this line of work.
Yes, San Francisco’s descent into pure decadence continues…that is, if it isn’t already there. No wonder the Islamofascists laugh their a**es off at us…and sample the goods to boot before they go on jihad.

Now isn’t this precious: Katie Couric and SeeBS may soon be parting ways, like after the election. That’ll cost the “Tiffany” Network yet another bundle of money to buy out her contract. Great investment there.
Perhaps that’s why SeeBS was also looking to outsource some of their news work out to the Clinton (or should that be Caliphate?) News Network. Again, Katie, don’t let the door hit you in the a** on your way out.

Well we all know how Britney turned out. Now her 16-year-old sister is getting in on the act.
I have only one word to say: SLUT.

It’s high time the senior member of the White House Press Corps, Helen Thomas, got her a** kicked by Press Secretary Dana Perino during the news briefing three days ago. One would think that for as long as Thomas has been around, she’d take the hint and retire.
Unfortunately, Thomas will remain a member of that august group until she dies. I ain’t about to call for her to die. No one, not even my ex, deserves that. So I will have to put up with her for some time to come. In the meantime, I relish this smackdown, as should you.

Yesterday afternoon, as I waited for my chiropractic appointment, I read an artile in Time Magazine about how some Chinese yuppies (yes, that’s what they are) didn’t care about bringing democracy to their country, so long as they kept living the good life. The Chinese Communist Party isn’t making the same mistakes that their former counterparts in the Soviet Union did.
And then I saw this just now. How uncanny. How sad that even in our own country, some people just don’t give a damn. Time for a quote from Samuel Adams:

“...If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!”

If the WGA calls a strike on SeeBS News, I can only imagine the temper tantrum Katie Couric could utter: quick…duck!. Or, she could instead huff and puff, turn on her heeled spikes, storm into her office and slam the door.
Just imagine: a world without SeeBS News. Not just Katie, but also 60 Minutes and 48 Hours too. What a beautiful world.
Hey, it could happen.

With a screenplay of only 87 pages, Red State, a film with a fictional villain based on Fred Phelps (yeah, THAT guy...who is actually a Democrat, despite all efforts by liberals to link him to conservatives), has to be destined never to reach the Big Screen from Hollywood and go straight to DVD.
Good thing too, I sure ain’t paying to buy the thing. Meanwhile, spokespeople for the Film Actors’ Guild were unavailable for comment.

Indeed. EEEEWWWWWW!

This headline on the New York Times’ web site steals the show…in light of the recent decision to cease Times Select and open up all their content to the web:

Need I say more?

Now that a mistrial is declared in the Phil Spector case, in which he was charged with murdering Lana Clarkson, here’s what could happen. I think the Clarkson family has already retained legal counsel and will go after Spector in civil court, just like the Goldmans did with OJ.
And this time around, they’ll get a lot of assets from Spector. I’d be surprised if they filed today and I wouldn’t blame them at all.

Does ^this man who has ^the affinity for haranguing Republicans have ^the ‘nads to call bo^th Presidents Bush (41 and 43) for depositions in his lawsuit against CBS? Sure looks ^that way. Here’s what I hope shows up as memos in ^the offices of Mr. Ra^ther’s attorneys:

MEMO #1
FROM: George H.W. Bush
TO: Dan Ra^ther
SUBJECT: Deposition

Dan:
Go f**k yourself.

Sincerely,
George H.W. Bush

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MEMO #2
FROM: George W. Bush, President of the United States
TO: Dan Ra^ther
SUBJECT: Deposition

Dan:
Go f**k yourself.

Sincerely,
George W. Bush

How apropos it would certainly be.