I was actually able to sleep in until 0630 today! Normally, to help The Mrs. out and make sure she gets to her work on time, I’m up an hour and a half earlier.
But I digress. Let’s see what’s out on the wires today:

HAWKING - GET OFF THE EARTH: He sure sounds like selrahC doesn’t he!

CT MOHAMMEDANS WANT POLICE PROTECTION: Bombadan’s about to start. Besides, it’s not yet time for Cowboys & Muslims….

TIGER WOO HAS REALLY BAD DAY: Next to LAST, no less. Imagine that!

This week has turned hot, to say the least, and combine that with BLAHHHHHH and you get…payday! Let’s see what’s on the wires:

GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS FOR CASH: So who will buy Lesbos? Certainly not the Turks!

ALGORE ‘SEX-CRAZED POODLE’: Maybe this is why Tip Her left him.

MORATORIUM JUDGE FACES DEATH THREATS: I wonder which of Оба́ма‘s goons would be responsible for these.

Helen Thomas opened her mouth:

She got dropped by her agent. She was about to lose her White House Press credentials, so she decided to get out.
Good Riddance too. Now we’ll see if anyone left has the nads to stand up and start really questioning Президент Оба́ма.

Mutter mutter mumble mumble….

JAWS SHARK FOUND: In a junkyard, no less. I know! Let’s get it over to NatGeo!

$11 MILLION JACKPOT ‘MALFUNCTION’: I smell a lawsuit.

SHRILLARY FRAKS UP B-DAY WISH: To Queen Elizabeth II, no less. She must have gotten tips from Президент Оба́ма!

Day 7 of my 9-day holiday weekend is upon us. I’ve been kinda laid up on account of a gout episode, this time in my left knee. OWIE. But I’m on some real good meds and it’s getting more mobile by the day, and I ain’t about to mess it up now.
But I digress. Let’s see what’s on the wires:

9.7%: Driven by…you guessed it!...the Government.

SS ST. PANCAKE: It’s on the way to Gaza, and I hope Israel flattens it, just like its namesake.

SPAIN TO WIN WORLD CUP: Don’t look at me. Look at EA.

This is just one day I wouldn’t mind going back to bed:

NEW ‘NORMAL’: The Unemployment Rate goes up again to 9.9%. Need I say more?

GOP TO IMF…FRAK YOU: Meanwhile the rest of the world continues to depend on US to bail their a**es out.

MOSQUE NEAR WTC: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is all I have to say about this abomination.

This weekend is going to be interesting…very interesting. More on that later. Here’s what caught my eye on the wires:

PALIN HACKER JURY DEADLOCKED: Granted it’s only 1 of the 4 charges. If it turns out this kid walks, Palin should sue the s**t out of him!

AMERICANS LOYAL TO COUNTRY: After all the stuff Оба́ма and the Demo☭rats cram down our throats, is it any wonder?

DEMO☭RATS STILL WANT NATIONAL ID CARD: Mark of the Beast, anyone?

Found this comment out there regarding a case where a gay couple were forced apart by Sonoma County, CA bureaucrats…and even I can smell a huge lawsuit coming in any case:

This story makes me sad and very angry. I long to be in a world where people can love whomever they want, wherever they they want without stipulations!

What this person wishes for ain’t ever gonna happen on this ball of rock we call Earth. Why not also stomp your feet, throw a temper tantrum, and cover your head with a blanket while you’re at it?

WELL WELL WELL...seems as though Jason Levin, the guy who started Crash The Tea Party to encourage Оба́ма supporters to break the Law, was caught developing said web site on his employer’s computers! As a result, he’s been placed on administrative leave, pending further investigation. Here’s what’s at his site now:

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

Wow! There’s a whole bunch of stuff going on today…quite unusual for a Friday. Then again, Президент Оба́ма is still out of the country:

JUSTICE STEVENS RETIRING: Even though he’d replace a liberal with a flaming liberal, God help us if Президент Оба́ма appoints…Crappy Nappy.

BART STUPAK RETIRING: Chickens**t doesn’t want to face the Wrath of his Constituents. Well then, too bad for his Demo☭rat successor.

BLAME FOX NEWS: That’s what the mother of a suspect who threatened Диктор Пелоси is doing. Yeah, that’s the ticket. NOT.

I LOATHE getting up in the middle of the night. Especially when my alarm clock is supposed to go off at 0630. Anyway, here’s what’s on the wires:

ZO HATE MAIL: Like regular TV, I watched it to see what words he bleeps out, and then laugh my a** off!

McNABB NOW A REDSKIN: I wonder how this will sit with the Redskins Fans.

ALGORE LIMITS MEDIA: Gee, you don’t think it’s because he’s gottan his carbon-guzzling a** finally got fact-checked by the Russians?

Can I go back to bed now?

Yes, this still takes place even though I’m on vacation from work this week. This past weekend, The Mrs. and I really ran around the Valley, Big Time. Tons of fun! But you know how it is….another work week, more news from the wires:

WHILE SARAH HAS TO STUMP: Joe The Plumber doesn’t have to…and with damn good reason.

ANOTHER REASON TO HATE THE USA: I guess those English soccer hooligans have nothing better to do, now that the Premier League ranks near the bottom in terms of pay.

ANOTHER TEAM YOU LOVE TO HATE: Like the Yankees are to Baseball, the Red Wings to Hockey, and the Lakers are to the NBA, the Blue Devils are to College Hoops.

Guess what! My wife gets to leave the house and go do something before I goto work today! How fun is that! ANYHOO...here’s what’s coming from the wires:

PRINCE CHARLES REPORTING FOR DUTY: I sure hope his Mum isn’t giving him the Uriah Treatment.

21ST CENTURY SAMIZDAT: Chris Muir’s latest Day By Day strip.

FACEBOOK: WE DON’T CAUSE VD: All the rampant frakking does.

Cartoon Network beats CNN and MSNBC in ratings. I kid you not.
Now which one’s the babysitter network?

It’s been an interesting week to say the least:

Русский хоккей империи больше нет: Большое спасибо, Канада!

WIDOW VS. WIDOW: I hope the IRS Worker’s wife gets it ALL!

OБАМА: IT’S NOT SOCIALISM: He Lies.