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Sunday, January 05, 2014


Filed under: | News | РУССКИЕ ДЕЛА

Imagine that not one, but two ships have gotten themselves stuck in the Antarctic Ice…in the Summer mind you! This is what that Russian ship should have been named!

Al Gore is defecating ice bricks, for sure!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

What Idiots, Indeed

Filed under: | International | News

And Useful Ones, at that!

In my opinion (and quite likely yours too!), Steve Jobs should have won. Even though he is dead. He didn’t even make the Runners-Up List.
TIME thinks these protesters (including the Guy Fawkes Masked Protesters, pictured above: they’re from Russia BTW) positively contributed to their respective societies. Nothing could be further from the truth…especially the ones who “protested” all over the Middle East. And guess what, they got EXACTLY what they really wanted: Mohammedan Democracy. One Man, One Vote, One Time Only! And Destroy the JOOOOOOS!
Next, they will all sing the Muslim National Anthem™! Good going, TIME. NOT.

Friday, July 15, 2011

If Only He Wasn’t So Liberal

Filed under: | News

I hear there’s this huge-a** freeway closure in LA this weekend. A 10-mile stretch of the 405 is scheduled to be closed for repairs, and people are in a panic. Gee I wonder why.
Along comes actor Tom Hanks of the Film Actors’ Guild, who tweets his followers:

Imagine that!

Monday, June 13, 2011

It IS Monday Morning, Right?

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | News

I haven’t done one of these in a while. So let’s get right to it!

FREEDOM OF WORSHIP - NOT: Remember folks, the Mohammedans want East Jerusalem as their “capital” for a future Paleostinian State. I…don’t…think…so!

WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT: No, I’m not talking about the Mayor of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. I’m referring to Президент Обама‘s reaction to his dressing down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
And speaking of that…let’s see the contempt Обама has for Bibi:

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Saddam Times NY Begins Subscription. Again.

Filed under: | News

I don’t get a lot of content out from these folks anyway. There are those who do and I’m sure they will be more than willing to pay. And true to form, they announce that there are ways to get around the paywall. Sayeth Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger:

“We did create something purposely porous.
“Can people go around the system? The answer is yes. There are going to be ways.
“Just as if you run down Sixth Avenue right now and you pass a newsstand and grab the paper and keep running you can actually get the Times free.”

Paging Mr. Barrett Brown and Anonymous….

Saturday, March 26, 2011

What Would T.S. Eliot Think?

Filed under: | News

The words of a certain poem, last prominently displayed in The Stand, comes to mind:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Indeed. Couldn’t have happened to a more perky lady. And she wants to go back to daytime. Gee I wonder why.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

OK, You Know The Drill

Filed under: | News

Eastern Time Zone Goes First…

Friday, February 25, 2011

More Than One Way To Skin a Cat

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | News

I hope my wife doesn’t kick my a** for using that euphemism, but it is so appropriate here.
According to The Daily Caller, Wisconsin’s Senate may be able to move toward elimination of the collective bargaining extortion tool away from the Public Sector Unions…by stripping it away from the spending legislation currently sitting there, due to the Demo☭rats’ running away to the Народная Республика Ильиной for Sanctuary:

Wisconsin’s Senate needs a quorum, or 20 senators, to proceed on any spending or fiscal business. There are only 19 Republican state senators, and because all the Democrats fled, the Senate can’t hold a vote on Gov. Scott Walker’s budget. But a quorum isn’t needed for most non-spending legislation.
Newly elected state Sen. Leah Vukmir, a Tea Party favorite, told The Daily Caller the Senate could separate the removal of collective bargaining rights for state and local employees from the spending bill if the Democrats refuse to return. Vukmir said she’s not yet sure if Wisconsin’s Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald will do so, but said it’s a possibility.

The State Assembly has already voted through the measure. If the State Senate utilizes this tactic, I’m guessing it will have to go through some sort of conference committee, if this is provided for in their State Constitution. to bring the two of them together.
What a way to stick it to those chickens**t Demo☭rats! Meanwhile, here’s a sign carried by a Pro-Union demonstrator:

Go figure.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

National Enquirer: OJ Beaten To Pulp

Filed under: | News

And here’s the headline for those Inquiring Minds Who Want To Know:

After reading this little revelation, I have to wonder whether the perp who did it is in contact with the Goldman family to put a hurt on OJ for financial gain.
Quick! Someone break out their violin!

HAT TIP: nevergiveup

Monday, February 07, 2011

Monday Morning Post-Game Hangover

Filed under: | News | Sports

Once again, Президент Оба́ма shows the world that everything he touches turns to s**t:
• The Olympics (Chicago losing bid to Rio)
• The World Cup (USA losing bid to Qatar)
• The Super Bowl (Pittsburgh loses to Green Bay)
I know I have lost count on the number of political stuff he’s done the same with. Let’s see what else is on the wires:

RUSSIAN LAWMAKER FLEES TO USA: He obviously does not Dance The Poot. I don’t think Оба́ма, Холдер, or the Department of Social Justice will let him stay here.

HUFFPO BOUGHT OUT BY…AOHELL: AOHell really IS...AOHell. Let’s see how many ‘refugees’ end up at one of three sites: DU, Kos, or LGF.

GLOBAL WARMING HITS MEXICO: I highly doubt Manbearpig will show his face there, lest he gets lynched.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Gravity Takes Over

Filed under: | News

While I’m waiting for this to actually occur, let’s see what’s out on the wires:

PLAYING GOD: Doesn’t matter if it’s with dogs or mammoths. It’s not a good idea at all.

A GAYLE KING FOR EVERYONE: Sorry, Harpo, but I don’t want to be teh ghey. Good thing you didn’t kill yourself and your baby back in the day.

PRAY FOR DICK CHENEY: He hasn’t decided yet whether to go for a heart transplant, but he will soon.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve Wires

Filed under: | Humor | News

Might as well take care of this now, before I encounter the last-minute rush at Wal-Mart and the Post Office. First, yet another Unholy Christmas Carol, this one is from Mad About Mahmoud:

And then, some wire stories:

SADDAM TIMES LA FOOD CRITIC OUTED: Quick, where’s my violin?

PAT ROBERTSON QUESTIONS POT LAWS: I thought he sowed his wild oats back in the day…

Friday, December 10, 2010

I Report, You Decide

Filed under: | News

I don’t know what’s worse….this?

All I can say about the dead actors is that their estates had better protect their likenesses from Lucas’ macabre idea. Now about the de-aging: I seem to recall that both Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellan were digitally de-aged for X-Men 3: The Last Stand a few years ago. So that’s OLD NEWS.
Now how about this?

The latter story also seems OLD NEWS to me. I seem to recall Cher dressing like this on several other occasions…during the 1990s!
Like I said: I report, you decide.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Gadsden Plates Gaining Ground

Filed under: | News | Open Threads

Now check these two license plate designs. One from the Commonwealth of Virginia, the other from the Lone Star State of Texas:

One other state has a proposal in the works: Nevada. This presents an excellent discussion topic, for I seen quite a few Gadsden Flag bumper stickers on their vehicles.
Should other states adopt this for a specialty plate? Yes or No? This discussion will remain open for 14 days, so y’all can get comments in.

Friday, November 26, 2010


Filed under: | News

I hope you all had a Happy Thanksgiving. We didn’t have our dinner until well after 2000 hours, becuase my wife had to work. So I stayed home and saw The Loins get their a**es kicked by The Patriots…whose last TD was marred by three Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalties by The Loins! Two of these were assessed on the ensuing Pats’ kickoff from The Loins’ 40-yard line. And it went straight through the uprights!
The other NFL traditional game saw The Saints defeat The Cowboys. A much closer contest for sure. And the Rotating game saw the Jets beat The Bengals.
OK, enough Football talk. Here’s what on the wires:

WALKING EAGLE LOSES COLORADO JOB: Ward Churchill is called this because he’s so full of s**t, he can’t fly!

WIKILEAKS THREATENS FOGGY BOTTOM: Does anyone have any good ideas as to what to do with this site and/or its founder? I wish I did.

أوباما‘s GRANDMOTHER PRAYS FOR CONVERSION: Um…guess she doesn’t know her own culture.



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