Presented without further comment….

Let’s face it…no matter how the FCTM™ screams, rants and rages about poor little Miss Sandra Fluke, the fact remains…she’s a DAMNED SLUT! To wit, Hitler rants about how he can’t get laid by her, with all that birth control she demands!

Either that…or she’s the Madam of The Best Little Whorehouse in Georgetown!

Everything….

Roses are red, Violets are blue
America sucks, and so do those Jews.
If you don’t love little Barack and big Michelle,
Get on a bus that’s going to hell.

Barack is God and Michelle is thin,
In the fantasy world that I live in.
I vote based on the color of my skin,
But again, that’s the world me and Samuel L. Jackson live in.

Read the rest here.

I swear, FPSRussia must have had something to do with this…in any case, it’s downright funny!

Judging from the cars in the video, I would guess this takes place some time during the 1990s or early 2000s…

HAT TIP: yenta-fada, eh.

And here’s a parody by Tim Hawkins, with Apologies to Sammy Davis, Jr.:

GOD.

HAT TIP: Vilmar

Here is a most excellent, funny ad from a South African restaurant chain:

I can see why the DFCs in Rhodesia would be upset. If I were in South Africa right now, I’d go and eat at Nando’s!

I don’t know who exactly made this, but it is indeed quite funny. At least the Japanese get a break:

I can assure you, it was not me. Look at the interface.

And to do that, you need…this!

HAT TIP: m

I saw this item in Wal-Mart three days ago…

Now why in the world someone has to name a baby seat/booster after the Doomsday Device is beyond me. Must be a Chinese thing.

Just makes you wonder….

I literally stumbled upon this! Laugh your a** off too!

”...what will all those webOS owners do now that HP has abandoned the TouchPad just 49 days after its launch?”
“You know,” said Wally, the Beav’s big brother, “that’s an excellent question. At least for now, they’ve killed only the hardware, including all those webOS phones. That’s why they’ve had the $99 Fire Sale on those TouchPads, and they sure sold out quickly!”
Beav then mentioned, “I heard that Lenovo might acquire their webOS technology.”
“I don’t like that idea,” countered Wally.
“Why?”
“It has something to do with Godless Communists masquerading as Nationalist businessmen. Lord knows they already own so much of our debt.”
“Gee Wally,” smiled Beaver, “you’re not such a bad brother after all!”

Believe it or don’t…this “musical” is hilarious!