Dang! I never thought I’d see a live interpretation of this joke. WARNING! NSFW!

Yeeee-HAWWWWWW!

Especially on Fridays!

Greg Gutfeld over at Fox News has proposed to open a bar for Teh Ghey right next to the Ground Zero Mosque, should it come to pass. And with burgenong Union opposition and the propertly only half-owned by the Mohammedans, that may not come to pass after all. It’d be funnier than s**t if such an establishment were to open up next to that abomination in any case…or next to any mosque for that matter.
ANYHOO...Gutfield and Beck were discussing possible names for the bar, which of course would include non-alcoholic drinks to cater to their next-door back-door clientele:

• “Ji-hump”
• “Turban Cowboys”
• “U-Mecca-Me-Hot”
• “Suspicious Packages”

Graphic Novelist Bosch Fawstin has an even better one. After all, he should know…he’s an Apostate:

To this, I wholeheartedly agree!

Gee, I don’t know who’d be pissed off more: Президент Оба́ма or the Talking Heads?

HAT TIP: Rodan

Someone’s got way too much time on their hands….

Here’s yet another market-specific version of that special cereal you’ve all come to know and love, in honor of the Prince of Wales, who sees fit to pronounce Islam as the solution to the world’s climate change crisis! This is, of course, nothing but BULL-S**T...or, if I understand British parlance correctly, BOLLOCKS!
Click on the graphic to see it in full-size.

HAT TIP: Rodan

After finding that Turkey sent ‘aid’ to the Paleostinians in the latest episode off the coast of Gaza, coupled with the AKP party’s ambition to reconstitute the Ottoman Empire, thus becoming the predominant Mohammedan power in the Middle East (never mind that Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Syria might have something to say about that…not to mention Russia!), I decided the time was right to release another market-specific version of that special cereal!
Click on the graphic to see it in full-size.

That 25th Anniversary version sucked. Hugely. Here’s something more apropos:

After being part of a parody in an Ah-nold movie over twenty years ago, here it is!

And it’s not far from the truth either:

HAT TIP: Hud

I am not kidding about this, Comrades!

Don’t believe me? Go here.

HAT TIP: Bunk X

These Real Members of Конгресс make up the rules as they go along:

God, if we weren’t in such a morass, this would still be very funny indeed!

This is a RIOT. WARNING! NSFW!

I say this because I don’t think Президент Оба́ма knows how to play baseball, let alone star in a 21st-Century interpretation of a literary classic:

HAT TIP: Vilmar