I found this hilarious viral hit over at Vilmar’s…and of course, José Feliciano is up in arms over this parody.
Guess what, Señor Feliciano…parodies are Fair Game, and besides, once stuff like this hits the Internet, you can’t do anything more about it. Too bad so sad.

Man, these Illegals are really hard up for sneaking into the USA…freezing their a**es off inside a refrigerated trailer while outside it’s well over 80° at night near Nogales! Well they got caught, and the coyote driver was taken into custody.
You know this is going to fall on the deaf ears of Президент Оба́ма and the Demo☭rats in Congress. There’s only one way to stop this influx:

Looks like Speaker Pelosi is in a whole bunch of trouble with regular, hard-working Americans who loathe what’s happening with the Illegal immigration issue. She was caught on tape exhorting a group of Illegals to stay where they are and not to worry about getting raided and deported…as she told them:

“Who in this country would not want to change a policy of kicking in doors in the middle of the night and sending a parent away from their families? It must be stopped….What value system is that? I think it’s un-American. I think it’s un-American.”

Remember folks…the Demo☭rats want you to feel. Instead, one should also think about how they’re yet again trashing the US Constitution, using it only when it suits them. They also want those Illegal votes.

For many people, the names of Chandra Levy and Gary Condit are forever linked. He was actually hounded from office by his constituents (in March 2002) after the news of her disappearance, and Condit’s subsequent admission of an affair to authorities. This is the last time such a thing happened to a Democrat.
And for those of you keeping track, look how I write his party’s name, because he actually voted against Bill Clinton on more than a few occasions. But I digress.
Now, finally, after eight years, it looks like there’s going to be an arrest in the case. It’s about time. I’m sure that the Levy family is somewhat relieved in a bittersweet fashion. But if you look a little further, you’ll find out that the suspect is already in tthe Federal Pen…and that he’s a Salvadoran immigrant. A certain word is left off the story, and if you go to Chandra Levy’s Wiki listing, the words is there.
As in ILLEGAL, who will get his day in court, but not the Islamofascist son of a bitch who planned the USS Cole bombing. Go figure.

Let’s see…a Humvee loaded with seven Mexican Army soldiers makes a wrong turn and ends up on OUR side of the border, near Yuma. They were taken into custody by the US Border Patrol, who asked a few questions, ran some background checks which came back clear, and repatriated the wayward soldiers back to Mexico.
I’m making an educated guess as to why the Mexican soldiers were on maneuvers, which they told the Border Patrol: fighting the drug cartels in their country. I’d also guess that unlike last time back in August when four Mexican soldiers held a US agent at gunpoint in the United States, this time it was an honest mistake.
So, in order to clear up any future misunderstandings, here’s one sure-fire method for clearly marking the border between Mexico and the United States:

Remember this former Nebraska teacher? Yeah, the hottie who was boffin’ the young Illegal, they flee to Mexico, they got caught there and they were brought back.
For her role in the illicit affair, she was sentenced to six years in prison, got credit for time served, and won’t be eligible for parole. Now this is just for the Feds. The State of Nebraska still hasn’t decided whether or not to charge her. And you’re wondering what happened to the young Illegal?
Why he and his family get to stay in the United States under a humanitarian parole. How much do you want to bet that once she serves her time, she goes back to the kid, just like Mary Kay Letourneau?

I just got off the phone with some young lady who spoke halting English, couldn’t pronounce certain words of what should be the Official Language of the United States, about some local bond proposal here in Phoenix. She asked my opinion of certain elected Arizona officials, including: John McCain (whom I rated favorably, despite his stance on certain issues, and anyone who’s been here for awhile know what those are), Joe Arpaio (of course this chick didn’t know how to pronounce his name, so I corrected her…highly favorable), and Mayor Phil Gordon (highly unfavorable).
Ah, but she didn’t mention Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. I wonder why…do you think it’s because people like me would have rated them so lowly, they would have had new a**holes by the time we were done with them?
When she finished stumbling through her questions, I admonished her to brush up on her English, since she admitted she is not a native speaker. Go figure.

Time for the annual bulls**t marches by Communists, Socialists, Anarchists, and other various and sundry International Labor and ‘Immigrant’ groups all over the planet. After all, it’s International Labor Day.
That said, here’s a shout-out to all good and right-thinking Americans in Tucson. The abovementioned bastards are holding a march in your city. Go and oppose them! Dammit, I wish gas wasn’t $3.40/gallon, I’d be down there in a heartbeat!
Then again, I gotta work, and that’s a foreign word to those el cubo marchers.

A truck with 60 people on board overturns on or near (most likely) The 10 near Arizona City, and four people are killed; one of these was the driver. 27 more were taken to the hospital. The rest ran into the desert. Speed and booze were involved. Now get this:

Investigators believe the people on board were illegal immigrants….[Emphasis added by Ed.]

Amazingly STUPID the Associated (with Terrorists) Press writer is for saying that, given that the uninjured survivors simply ran off into the desert. Oh, and there’s no byline either. Makes you wonder who the writer is too.

Here’s an ad which recently ran in a certain North American country, neither the United States nor Canada….

How nice to know that Arizona, Texas, Utah, Colorado, California, Nevada, and parts Oregon, Idaho, Montana (did I miss any other states?) are considered part of frakking MEXICO!
Now, the Absolut Vodka folks have since apologized for this ad, but I don’t give a s**t. Too little too late. I don’t drink wodka, but if I did I’d sure as hell boycott Absolut!

UPDATE (1750 MST): I’ve decided to create my own “Absolut World” ad….

A not-so-funny thing happened at the laundromat I went to this evening. But it’s not unfunny, I can assure you of that. I was there to wash a comforter which I’m about to store away for the summer, and the proprietor of this hole-in-the-wall laundromat, it turns out, is an Indian national who’s been in the USA for eight years and is studying to become a United States Citizen.
When I asked this young lady, who’s in her 30s (I wasn’t about to ask her age!), where she was from, I did so not knowing if she was from India or Pakistan. That’s exactly how I asked her and before the word ‘Pakistan’ finished emanating from my mouth, she told me she was Indian, and she certainly wasn’t wearing any Pakistani garb. So I commended her on her effort to become a Citizen of the USA. I told her that she would ultimately find it rewarding in and of itself, especially since she’s making the effort. That says a lot.
So, to that brave woman who’s already left behind everything she’s known, I offer my best wishes when you take that test. May you pass it with Flying Colors!

Here’s a photo of an encounter with a certain group of people protesting Sheriff Joe: doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out which group of people either. They blatantly ignore the fact that if Sheriff Joe really was a state-sponsored terrorist as they purport, and if he really did conduct Ethnic Cleansing…Arizona would be Lily White!
I’ll bet they received lots of “You’re Number 1!” gestures from passers by, if they weren’t belting out certain invectives. Remember, to these people (and to the Democrats), no one is Illegal. Frak that. Follow the damn law and get in line!

That means I can b*tch! Getting in was absolutely no problem; it was early in the morning around 0720 hours when I got to the polling place. Five minutes later I was done.
Afterward, I got this postage-paid survey card from the poll workers. So I knew exactly what I wanted to fill out, and now I will mail it in. Granted, they’ll just look at it and toss it, but the fact remains, my voice is heard whether they like it or not!

This news isn’t exactly following on the heels of Felipe Calderon’s assertion three and one-half months ago that “Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico,” but it just as well should be.
Seems to this blogger that the Mexican Government is more brazen, more assertive, and especially more arrogant about the status of their ILLEGALLY-located citizens than any other previous administration. President Bush isn’t doing squat about this, and neither is Congress. What will it take?

Remember folks…this will be this generation’s Dating Game where “love knows no borders.” Check out the picture al-Reuters posted with this story:

While the show would likely have a lot of Hispanic “contestants,” this photo is of Muslim brides in Amman, Jordan! Go figure.
We’ll see how hard up the networks are (due to the writers’s strike) if one of them picks up this show. To make things fun, perhaps ICE agents should immediately arrest and deport those LOSERS who are shown to be Illegals. And then go after the winner!