Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…
Charles Foster “Icarus” Johnson found himself, face down in the unholy dirt, and thought he would just pick himself up, get back on his bicycle, and resume riding. But neither his bike, nor his camera, were anywhere in sight.
Neither, for that matter, was the Sun. He saw nothing but…fire and screams of tortuned souls.
He gasped. Charles was in Hell. He continued to get up. As he did so, someone dressed in a seemingly familiar olive drab military uniform, walked up to him and smacked him so forcefully, he kinocked Johnson back to the ground.
“What the Hell was that for?” asked Johnson.
“Don’t you recognize me? I’ve waited a long time for traitorous scum like you! See this stick?”
Johnson saw it immediately…it was his legendary Banning Stick!
“I am here,” said Saddam Hussein, “to show you the error of your ways.” He kicked the blogger in the gonads, and Charles writhed in agonizing pain. “You unnecessarily banned thousands of good people who were willing to fight the good fight…even though they were on the other side!”
“Why the hell should I care about those stalkers?” sneered Charles, who had managed to get back up on his knees. “They haven’t done anything for me!”
“Bulls**t!” exclaimed Saddam. “They drove your web traffic and brought YOU untold adoration and recognition. Don’t you remember your Jewish designation as a ‘Righteous Gentile’? You even turned your back on those filthy Zionists!”
“To Hell with them!” shouted Charles.
“And that is why you are here,” said Saddam. He shouted, “Uday! Qusay! Hold him down as I execute Our Infernal Leader’s special dispensation!” The two sons ripped Johnson’s biking pants off him, and locked him in place, face down, as Saddam began disemboweling Charles Foster “Icarus” Johnson with his own Banning Stick.

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Some time ago, Rodan invited me to become an author over at The Blogmocracy, and today I finally accepted.
There, that’s out of the way.
Now, I have an idea put forth to me by a couple of other folks there, who believe we should put together a very special video to pay tribute to the Jazz Artist and his Loozard minions. If you want to participate, e-mail me for details. I promise you, you WILL like this!

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Well, The Mrs. and I got down to Tucson today; she had never been there before, and for me it was three years. I got to meet another blogger who hangs out at The Blogmocracy, Father of 10, and his wife.
We sat down at Las Cazuelitas de Tucson, a very good Mexican restaurant, and shot the breeze for a few hours, where we found Father of 10 and his wife actually have a similar path as we do: they are college sweethearts; they love God and their Country, and they love Shootin’!
And yep, we’ll all definitely hang out again soon!

Imagine that. The guy completes a turn back to the liberal mindset from whence he came by comparing Glenn Beck (at the CPAC) to Hitler:

That is a vile comparison indeed. Time to go hunting:

I’ve taken a liking to this new political toon:

If you do a WHOIS search, you’ll be amused as to which server it’s hosted on. No, really!

Some fellow named cp40guy pined thusly about a Wii instrument which just screams starship:

That reel / rod is just begging to be turned into a ship! I’m in the ‘everyone wants to be Trek’ camp. Before I read the entry I thought you were up to another Photoshop trick!

Your wish is my command!

Perhaps this really is XXL Kirk’s ship?

My sources tell me this might have taken place last Sunday evening, in the wee morning hours over at МЗФ. I am unable to confirm at this time, but suffice it to say that if this is true, this will be a massive hit to the proprietor’s reputation.
zombie, I don’t know if you read this, but if you do, I hope you have left that place in the dust. For good. That is all.

Earlier year, Andrew Breitbart launched BigHollywood, a site with numerous bloggers who happen to be connected to Hollywood in one way or another. With an average of 750,000 unique hits per day, I’d say it’s a success.
Now, Breitbart is going after what’s happening in government. But, he cautions:

“This is not a narrow Republican/conservative idea factory. There will be a robust debate from within. I am not trying to dictate policy here, I am trying to show the country—perhaps the world—that the advocates of liberty and free markets are not as narrow-thinking as the traditional media would have you believe.”

Of course, this will not sit well with Оба́ма, the Demo☭rats, and folks such as Чарльз Джонсон.

Kirly mentioned the following comment over at Ace of Spades:

ace is now dragging the LGF carcass around the arena…

I took that as a challenge and here’s what I came up with:

Of course, I sent it to Ace of Spades and he approved! A triumph for the blogosphere, indeed.

And from around the blogosphere, bloggers are sending me e-mails! Here are a few:

really?
oh well…he went kinda moderate anyway

Personally, I think he lost it when Оба́ма was elected.

Not really an exclusive club, if you consider its size. But based on quality, you’re in good company.

I am indeed.

I’m not surprised. You’re not the only one. I left before I could be banned. I gave up on Charles a long time ago and haven’t been to his site in ages.

I think the time is right to foment a revolution, don’t you agree?

Heh heh! Its about time, Macker! U weren’t trying hard enough

That much is obvious. I should have voted with my feet some time ago.
In any case, I’m free of the Lizard Kingdom; I enjoy being HUMAN once again! Thanks to all who wrote in!

Well guess what, Charles Johnson is apparently cleaning house over of LGF, ridding himself of all the conservative members…and I’m one of them!
Oh Well, Charles. I’m not afraid to go to places you find verboten. Sorry I don’t fit in anymore there.
Take care of yourself.

Wow! No wonder my karma has gone up lately:

I really should keep track of this more often….

In my early morning routine I make the rounds, and over at LGF I make my usual vile comment about the UN. Just for the heck of it, I clicked on my profile there and found a pretty amusing (and amazing) coincidence.
If you want to check it out, click on the graphic. That said, I need to sit down on my day off and chat with Charles about a suggestion I have for the Karma system.

Wow, I didn’t realize this until this past Thursday when I was checking my stats. I joined Little Green Footballs on this date in 2004. Since then I’ve made over 2,750 comments and posted 45 links there. I’ve met one fellow Lizardoid (hey Kirly) in person, at last fall’s Arizona 9/11 Memorial Rally.
One of these days I’ll get over to Los Angeles and sit down with Charles Johnson over the alcoholic beverage of his choice, and discuss with him things which may or (more likely) may not have to do with LGF. In any case, I look forward to many more years as a Lizardoid.

This weekend was pretty quiet for me. So much so, I spent most of it downloading tons of stuff from Barry’s Official Website before it was Orwelled out of existence. Pretty soon I’m gonna burn this onto a CD for archiving.
And today there’s still more s**t being found by the Lizard Army…including this: Is Obama a Citizen of the US? He sure as hell better be is all I can say. He thought he had it bad when he ran against Hillary? Wait till the General Election cycle starts…oh wait, that’s already happened. My bad.