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Friday, December 09, 2011

$5? For THESE?

Filed under: | Other Blogs

Yes, Virginia, there are people out there who will find these funny…and buy them!

To see the rest, click on the link.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Ending Relationships

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Don’t worry folks, I’m not referring to my marriage. That’s OK. I’m referring to severing an overall good relationship with another blog.
As you’ve seen over the last two years, I write the names of most Demo☭rats in Russian, using Cyrillic characters. This is because in my opinion, they are Filthy Communist Bastards. When I was invited over to write at the other blog, I carried that practice over which, by the way, infuriated the admins of the Hidden Frontier board, one of whom was the AFR. You know, the Star Trek Freak who lived, breathed, ate, drank, pissed and s**t Star Trek 24/7.
But I digress.
Anyhow, last night, one of the admins, savage, deliberately went in and changed my post about Барни Франк and removed all Cyrillic characters and replaced them with the Roman equivalents. He botched it when he couldn’t even properly translate Додд-Франк. Here was my response to him, and his tirade:

savage is an admin at this other blog, and of all the admins, contributors, and regular commenters, he is the only one who has a problem with my writing style. Never mind the effeminates at HF. I wasn’t about to give him this pleasure he sought, so I requested from the other admins the removal of my contributor status there. I will return and comment on articles, just not write there anymore.
I’ve already reached out to those members who are aware of what happened and told them of my decision. They have asked me to reconsider, but I am sorry to say that this decision is FINAL. I simply don’t need that kind of bulls**t stress in my life.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

This Warms My Heart…

Filed under: | International | Other Blogs

Even in the terrible aftermath of the mass murder attack (and NOT Terrorism) in Norway, which is still being sorted out…more and more blogs know the bulls**t nosnhoJ selrahC pulls…and are no longer afraid to speak in whispers about it. To wit…from BMEWS:

selrahC? Your 15 Minutes of Fame are LONG GONE. Besides, you Love a Good Fisting, so why don’t you just stick to that!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Three Faces of Обама

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Other Blogs

Somehow, this thread got out of hand, where folks were discussing when we’ll be receiving the “Malaise Speech” from Президент Обама. He’s already told us to eat our frakkin’ peas and rip the Band-Aids™ off. What this really means, of course, is to give him what he wants and nothing else…like raising our Taxes to confiscatory levels…which is what they are anyways, but that’s beside the point.
Anyhow, huckfunn was kind enough to divulge certain portraits of the various caricatures Обама has turned out to be in the eyes of The American People: Here they are:

L-R: Бара́к Carter, Jimmy Обама, and Alfred E. Обама.
Which one do you like the best/hate the least? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I Must Be For…The Apocalypse

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Other Blogs

All it will take for the GOP to regain control of the House of Representatives is a 39-seat gain. Most pundits are centering on 45 to 70 seats switching hands.
I’ve had the opinion for some time is that the Donks will lose 100 SEATS, that’s how pissed off the country is. I don’t claim to have a crystal ball for this, it’s just my opinion, and I’d even be shocked were this to come to pass. We’ll find out in six days.
That said, zombie has compiled a list of Victory Metaphors which I will definitely use one week from today.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tonight’s Dramatic Reading

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Looks like selrahC has got some Mail again. Not from me though:

If you tire of seeing this, you can always click here for my dramatic reading of same. And I can’t forget my outtake which I just had to cut out.

Monday, September 20, 2010

selrahC Keeps Himself Happy

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How? Here:

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Meanwhile in Download City…

Filed under: | Download City | Other Blogs

Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…
Charles Foster “Icarus” Johnson found himself, face down in the unholy dirt, and thought he would just pick himself up, get back on his bicycle, and resume riding. But neither his bike, nor his camera, were anywhere in sight.
Neither, for that matter, was the Sun. He saw nothing but…fire and screams of tortuned souls.
He gasped. Charles was in Hell. He continued to get up. As he did so, someone dressed in a seemingly familiar olive drab military uniform, walked up to him and smacked him so forcefully, he kinocked Johnson back to the ground.
“What the Hell was that for?” asked Johnson.
“Don’t you recognize me? I’ve waited a long time for traitorous scum like you! See this stick?”
Johnson saw it immediately…it was his legendary Banning Stick!
“I am here,” said Saddam Hussein, “to show you the error of your ways.” He kicked the blogger in the gonads, and Charles writhed in agonizing pain. “You unnecessarily banned thousands of good people who were willing to fight the good fight…even though they were on the other side!”
“Why the hell should I care about those stalkers?” sneered Charles, who had managed to get back up on his knees. “They haven’t done anything for me!”
“Bulls**t!” exclaimed Saddam. “They drove your web traffic and brought YOU untold adoration and recognition. Don’t you remember your Jewish designation as a ‘Righteous Gentile’? You even turned your back on those filthy Zionists!”
“To Hell with them!” shouted Charles.
“And that is why you are here,” said Saddam. He shouted, “Uday! Qusay! Hold him down as I execute Our Infernal Leader’s special dispensation!” The two sons ripped Johnson’s biking pants off him, and locked him in place, face down, as Saddam began disemboweling Charles Foster “Icarus” Johnson with his own Banning Stick.

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Friday, April 16, 2010

An LGF Project….

Filed under: | Other Blogs | The 48th State

Some time ago, Rodan invited me to become an author over at The Blogmocracy, and today I finally accepted.
There, that’s out of the way.
Now, I have an idea put forth to me by a couple of other folks there, who believe we should put together a very special video to pay tribute to the Jazz Artist and his Loozard minions. If you want to participate, e-mail me for details. I promise you, you WILL like this!

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Tucson Dinner Date

Filed under: | Other Blogs | The 48th State

Well, The Mrs. and I got down to Tucson today; she had never been there before, and for me it was three years. I got to meet another blogger who hangs out at The Blogmocracy, Father of 10, and his wife.
We sat down at Las Cazuelitas de Tucson, a very good Mexican restaurant, and shot the breeze for a few hours, where we found Father of 10 and his wife actually have a similar path as we do: they are college sweethearts; they love God and their Country, and they love Shootin’!
And yep, we’ll all definitely hang out again soon!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

LGF Compares Beck to Hitler

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Other Blogs

Imagine that. The guy completes a turn back to the liberal mindset from whence he came by comparing Glenn Beck (at the CPAC) to Hitler:

That is a vile comparison indeed. Time to go hunting:

Monday, February 08, 2010

Pauley The Patriot

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I’ve taken a liking to this new political toon:

If you do a WHOIS search, you’ll be amused as to which server it’s hosted on. No, really!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Meanwhile in an Alternate Universe…

Filed under: | Humor | Other Blogs

Some fellow named cp40guy pined thusly about a Wii instrument which just screams starship:

That reel / rod is just begging to be turned into a ship! I’m in the ‘everyone wants to be Trek’ camp. Before I read the entry I thought you were up to another Photoshop trick!

Your wish is my command!

Perhaps this really is XXL Kirk’s ship?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Has zombie Left МЗФ?

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My sources tell me this might have taken place last Sunday evening, in the wee morning hours over at МЗФ. I am unable to confirm at this time, but suffice it to say that if this is true, this will be a massive hit to the proprietor’s reputation.
zombie, I don’t know if you read this, but if you do, I hope you have left that place in the dust. For good. That is all.

Coming Soon: BigGovernment.com

Filed under: | Other Blogs

Earlier year, Andrew Breitbart launched BigHollywood, a site with numerous bloggers who happen to be connected to Hollywood in one way or another. With an average of 750,000 unique hits per day, I’d say it’s a success.
Now, Breitbart is going after what’s happening in government. But, he cautions:

“This is not a narrow Republican/conservative idea factory. There will be a robust debate from within. I am not trying to dictate policy here, I am trying to show the country—perhaps the world—that the advocates of liberty and free markets are not as narrow-thinking as the traditional media would have you believe.”

Of course, this will not sit well with Оба́ма, the Demo☭rats, and folks such as Чарльз Джонсон.



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