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Sunday, January 08, 2012

Birthday Boy Drives A Tank

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists

Or, so they say:

If it was his birthday, he marked the occasion by driving a tank and showing off his military prowess.

Yeah, as in LOOK HOW BIG MY D**K IS!

The message will be the same:

Sunday, January 01, 2012

Like We Didn’t Already Know

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists

This article from al-Reuters is indeed ironic. North Korea’s “News Agency” calls for Human Shields to protect their new “Supreme” Leader, Kim Jong-un, as he strives to solve the Communist nation’s food problems.
I could go into how this problem stems from his father’s (and for that matter, his grandfather’s as well) policies, but that’s beside the point. Here I thought the whole damn place was full of Human Shields to begin with.
And of course, my message to Kim Jong-un is the same in any case.

Monday, December 19, 2011

The ‘Great Successor’

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists

OK folks…here’s a photo of the guy who now runs North Korea, at least nominally. He’s the guy in the middle:

My sources tell me Kim Jong-un, who’s only in his late twenties (28 sounds about right), is just as psychopathic as his old man. If true, this does not bode well for South Korea, Japan, and the rest of the world. He was educated in Switzerland, and I thought it would have been Frawnce, given their propensity to educate Communists.
Time to break out the popcorn and see what happens. My message to him is the same.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Kim Jong-Il is DEAD!

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists

The object of such ridicule and scorn in Team America, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il…has passed away. He was 69 years of age.
Yes, I imagine right now he’s going through some sort of initiation ceremony into the Underworld. Meanwhile, millions of freedom-loving people around the world, especially those in the Republic of Korea, are celebrating his demise.
As do I.


WARNING! The following video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Anti-Semitic Occupiers on Display

Filed under: | Axis of Evil | Dirty F'in Communists

Here’s a lovely (yeah, RIGHT) video of an attendee to Occupy Los Angeles. Watch as she spews forth her VILE hatred in such a short time span:

Anti-Semitism is alive and well in the world, especially since 9/11. As always, these protesters have no specific solution as to how to solve these purported problems. Except for one: GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER. And you know what that means. Tax the Hell out of the Rich and Middle Class so that the Poor and Illegals can reap the Redistribution of Wealth. They think that Президент Обама, their Anointed Won, has not done enough to bring this about.
One thing is for sure. someday, the words they utter now will come back to haunt them. Eternally.
Here’s what I wrote to the Superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District:

Dear Dr. Deasy:
I am sure by the time you read this, you’ll have seen the video where an employee of your School District, one Ms. Patricia McAllister, went on record with anti-Semitic comments about the banking system and the Federal Reserve. In case you haven’t, here is the URL:
It does not matter how she identified herself and that she was not there representing the Los Angeles Unified School District…her EVIL comments still besmirch your organization.
The only question I have for you is: What will YOU do about her?
Thank you for your attention.

If you want to express your disapproval, you know which page to navigate to. Keep it clean and short.

CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Friday, June 03, 2011

Meanwhile in Download City…

Filed under: | Download City | Dirty F'in Communists

AUTHOR’S NOTE: This episode is courtesy of notorious lurker Dorian Grey…thank you for the inspiration Dorian!
Also, be sure to roll your mouse over the italicized phrases en Español, so you can find out what they say in English!

Never mind which level of Hell they’re on…
Salvador Allende and Che Guevara sat back in identical tanning chairs on a beautiful beach, its copper red sanded edges turned to glass by an ocean of flames, where many ordinary souls damned to this realm managed to keep their heads above the surface. Their last memory was of being consumed in John Cavil’s holocaustic fire.
“Whew…” muttered Allende as he wiped his forehead, a resident for 38 years. “I am relieved that is over and done with.”
“Very true, Comrade,” countered the Argentine guerrilla. “One should experience a nuclear explosion only once. I’m surprised we didn’t have that happen when we were still alive!”
“Hey, you would have been vaporized for sure!” Allende replied. “At least I was in the Southern Hemisphere when all that went down.. And to think, your Cuban “comrades” want to turn your Worker’s Paradise into a bunch of golf courses!”

Che hung his head. “For that…I feel…shame, Comrade.”
The former Chilean President patted the fighter’s shoulder to give him solace. “As do I, Comrade. As do I.”
Just then they heard the familiar buzz of the Centurion approach them from behind. They turned and got up to find it holding a recently processed Comrade, then genttly setting the revived corpse down at their feet.
Even separated by well over forty years, Che recognized his old boss. He gasped. “Comrade Fidel!” He grinned at and addressed the Centurion. “¡Muchas gracias, Centurion!”
The Centurion said nothing and marched away.
Fidel Castro muttered loudly enough to allow his two Comrades to hear: “Where…where am I?”
Che replied. “I am sorry to say that you are in Hell. But at least we are together again!” He and the Chilean ex-dictator helped Castro on his feet…when all of a sudden Che thrust his right knee into his boss’ nether region!
When Castro regained his breath, he yelled, “What in the Hell was THAT for?”
“That,” Che sneered, “was for allowing those golf courses to be built on the graves of our Comrade Workers!” He kicked Castro again. “And THAT...is for admitting that Communism was a failure to the world. I plan to do the same to your brother when he arrives!”
Castro gasped. “I had to tell the truth, friend.”
This didn’t placate Che, who drew his pistol and replied, “And now, I have the honor of delivering you to Señor Cavil, who will determine your Eternal Punishment.”
“Not the Devil himself?”
“No. And I will see you again soon. And you will…understand.” Che fired, hitting Castro square between the eyes, collapsing the former Communist leader onto the copper red sands of the beach.
Allende looked at his timepiece. “Well, Comrade, it is time for me to undergo that which I inflicted upon myself anyway.” He walked away and waved. “See you tomorrow!”
Next, another Centurion showed up, it stood there for a few seconds and then opened its arms into automatic weapons. It didn’t have to say anything…as Che Guevara knew his role and his punishment. “Sé que has venido a matarme. ¡Dispara, tostadora! ¡Sólo se le va a matar a un hombre!” The Cylon opened fire….

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Оба́ма Keeping Nobel Peace Prize

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Dirty F'in Communists

If anyone had any thought about Президент Оба́ма returning his Nobel Peace Prize, like Bolivian President Evo Morales (a short little bastard if I may say so myself) and Влади́мир Во́льфович Жирино́вский (now it’s been awhile since he’s been in the news!) wanted…you can just fuggedaboutit:

“When I received that award, I specifically said there was an irony because I was already dealing with two wars. So I am accustomed to this contradiction of being both a commander-in-chief but also someone who aspires to peace.”

In other words, Оба́ма has told Morales and Zhirinovsky what to go do with themselves. I think I’ll laugh at all three of these idiots here.

Friday, March 11, 2011

So Much Easier

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Dirty F'in Communists

Keep this photo in mind when you read 总统奥巴马‘s latest diatribe:

“Mr. 奥巴马 has told people that it would be so much easier to be the president of China. As one official put it, ‘No one is scrutinizing Hu Jintao’s words in Tahrir Square.’”

Spoken like a true DFC. Now you can see why he bowed to Hu.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

This Was Bound To Happen

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Dirty F'in Communists

Президент Оба́ма finally came through for his Comrades in Havana, Fidel and Raul, by easing travel and cash restrictions to the DFC regime in Cuba, in power since 1959. Does this mean I’ll be planning a trip to the place where I was born?
Not Just No But HELL NO!
Makes me wonder if Comrade Fidel mouthed the words we wanted to hear, just so Оба́ма could cut them some slack. This won’t help the Cuban People one bit. The ONLY thing which will are the departures and/or DEATHS of Fidel and Raul. Take your pick.
I will look forward to the day where I can chant along with the Cuban-Americans in Miami and throughout the country:

“Castro is DEAD!
The Son of a Bitch is DEAD!

or, if you prefer Mangled Spanish:

“¡Castro es MUERTO!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Message To Kim Jong Il

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists

That is all.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Saturday Night Video

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists | Entertainment

Here’s a catchy tune from my good friend The Osprey, who knows and shares my no-holds-barred hatred of Communism.

Monday, August 02, 2010

You Knew This Was Coming

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists | Sports

How much does Diego Maradona love Argentina? So much, he skipped a meeting with his country’s President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner after a brutal exit from the World Cup, and instead met up with this guy:

Needless to say, his contract as head coach of the Argentine National Futbol Team has expired. Guess who wants to pick him up.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Bulls**t Apology

Filed under: | Axis of Evil | Dirty F'in Communists

I do not believe one word of the apology emanating from the mouth of Anti-American, Anti-Semitic film director Oliver Stone:

‘In trying to make a broader historical point about the range of atrocities the Germans committed against many people, I made a clumsy association about the Holocaust, for which I am sorry and I regret.
‘Jews obviously do not control media or any other industry.
‘The fact that the Holocaust is still a very important, vivid and current matter today is, in fact, a great credit to the very hard work of a broad coalition of people committed to the remembrance of this atrocity – and it was an atrocity.’

And here’s the reason why I do not believe him:

Need I say more?

HAT TIP: Nevergiveup
CROSS-POSTED AT: The Blogmocracy

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Dirty F'in Communists

Why, nothing at all since IT TELLS THE TRUTH!

Those who complain about it know little of world history.

Saturday, July 03, 2010

What A Sore Loser, Man

Filed under: | Dirty F'in Communists | Sports

Y’all thought I was gonna write about Joe Lieberman…but NO!
Watching Germany kick the s**t out of Argentina was, thus far, the most enjoyable match I’ve seen, because it meant that Head Coach and DFC Maradona gets to GO HOME with his tail between his legs. Not before he took it out on the German Soccer Fans:

It’s too bad the English Soccer Hooligans weren’t there to back up their German brethren…as it is, Señor Maradona, why don’t you just go hang out with your DFC buddies in Havana!

UPDATE (2100 MST): Guess what! Someone made a World Cup Replica out of Cocaine!

Yes, Cocaine! I’ve got a great idea…give it to Maradona!



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