What a way to commemorate sixty years of the People’s Republic of China. Still ruled by the DIRTY F**KIN’ COMMUNISTS! Let’s see….the occupation of Tibet, the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution, Tiananmen Square, shall I go on? Oh wait a minute, Chairman Mao taking pleasure in little girls. Can’t forget that one either.
At least American politicians from both sides of the aisle are condemning this move. A lot of good that’ll do….

Well we all heard how “green jobs czar” Van Jones called Republicans a**holes just a few days ago. Now, Jones has this little gem where he excludes blacks and Hispanics from criminal acts committed all the time, say, whenever they join up with gangs and do their little atrocities. I guess they don’t count, right?
I call Bulls**t. That’s why you, too, are getting the Race Card!

Мишель Робинсон Обама, Barry Bonds, Бара́к Хусе́йн Оба́ма, Cynthia McKinney, Kwame Kilpatrick, Jeremiah Wright, Robert Mugabe, Jesse Jackson, Bob Herbert, Howard Dean, Alcee Hastings, Bobby Rush, Rod Blagojevich, James Clyburn, Monica Conyers, John Conyers, Lula, Gordon Brown, Mos Def, Sonia Sotomayor, David Paterson, Wesley Cheeks, Jr., Diane Watson, and Van Jones.

UPDATE (2200 MST): And Van Jones RESIGNS! YAY!

Turns out it’s no joke at all:

Two peas in a pod. It was bound to happen.

After a five-hour nap (still recovering from my back joint inflammation ya know), not only did I wake up to the news from the previous post, but also more good news…for those folks who voted for БХО that is. This’ll be right up their alley.
Alley. Great choice of words. But I digress.
With the victory Comrade Chavez just gained in his quest to remove term limits against his continuing rule over the Venezuelan People, it’ll be a matter of time before the opposition takes their fight underground if they haven’t done so already, and a civil war could emerge as a result. A nice mess, indeed. I wonder if this’ll still effect those people in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts who were stupid enough to take his heating oil.
And the Lady E was kind enough to point out that he’s still under a term limit…which expires at the End of His Life. Thank you, dear!

Don’t think for a minute that this recession is sparing the DFC People’s Republic of China. These guys are doing a “better job” of containing its problems with the Western MSM. And y’all know how well they covered up Президент Оба́ма‘s problems.
Naked Capitalism has received reports of unrest in that Communist nation….and it ain’t good. How can businesses in the West cut back on its consumption of Chinese goods, while the Chinese continue to produce like there’s no tomorrow?
Short answer: it can’t.

What The Frak is Comrade Fidel smoking…Chamalla? Leave it up to this DFC to link our continued leasing of Guantanamo Bay to the so-called genocide of the Paleostinians by the Israelis, which is of course a bunch of bulls**t.
Perhaps, if Президент Оба́ма has any good neuron in his brain, we might give Gitmo back to Cuba if and when you and your brother and your Party are no longer with us.

I didn’t realize until I began to write this post that I’ve written four other posts over the last two years, dealing with the impending death of Comrade Fidel. The son of a bitch is still there, now dealing with Президент Оба́ма...and if you’re not keeping count, БХО now makes 11 US Presidents. It’s very likely relations with Cuba will warm up a bit.
Now, however, since Comrade Fidel is finally facing his mortality, he’s instructed fellow Communist Party members not to take him into consideration in future decisions. An interesting development, and I’ll continue to watch this as time moves forward. Why, you ask?
See, there’s this little chant which I’m still reserving for the day he dies.

Oh wow. Ever since the price of oil dropped like a rock to under $40 a barrel, Comrade Chavez has been kissing up to Western interests again. That said, he still has to placate his Communist masses (that is, those who support him in Venezuela).
This time, he aims right at БХО himself! Why, color me shocked! The One™‘s election was supposed to have signaled a change in foreign attitudes toward the United States and our money. Next thing you know, Chavez will order Оба́ма burned in effigy, like it was back in Tehran.
Si, this is certainly Change You Can Believe In™.

As Israel continues to kick the s**t out of Hamas with a ground offensive in progress, the 63rd President of the UN General Assembly, DFC Priest (and adherent of Liberation Theology), Miguel D’escoto Brockmann, is livid that the US vetoed yet again another bulls**t resolution condemning Israel:

“I think it’s a monstrosity; there’s no other way to name it. Once again, the world is watching in dismay the dysfunctionality of the Security Council.”

Is he that stupid to realize that George W. Bush is still President until noon ET on January 20th? Obviously, he is. The guy can also whine, bitch and moan all he wants about the Security Council. It wouldn’t surprise me if he wasn’t invited to any decadent UN diplomat parties for a short while.

Since yesterday was New Year’s Day and I didn’t feel like posting anything other than the holiday greeting (not to mean that I didn’t want to), I decided to wait until today for this one.
Fifty years ago, a 32-year-old Fidel Castro, with his 27-year-old brother Raul beside him, led his forces to overthrow the government of Fulgencio Batista. He was, at first, welcomed by the Eisenhower Administration:

“I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement.”

Of course, the Son of a Bitch lied about that too…
Right at the top of the list of congratulatory messages for keeping their people in bondage: nothing but DFCs: Comrades Chavez, Ortega, Morales, Hu, and Medvedev. Let’s face it, the only way Cuba has a chance will be when both Fidel and Raul die.

Let’s see what our favorite DFC son of a bitch is up to in Rhodesia. He’s had to apologize to his party members for a recent conference, where all the food they engorged themselves on was stolen from the people!
Imagine that.
And to top it off, the diplomats in Salisbury are watching to see if Mugabe goes on holiday. If he does, depending on his own party’s reaction, he may not be allowed back. And that would be a good thing.

Sorry I’m following up that toon with such dire news. Now another disaster has hit Rhodesia. This time it’s Cholera, with over 16,000 deaths so far and a 4.7% fatality rate, and true to form, that DFC Robert Mugabe turns to its favorite whipping boy, to blame:
The British.
Followed by the Americans and “unnamed Western allies.”
I’m surprised it didn’t come right out and blame the JOOOOOOs; that one seems to work quite well for the Islamofascists. And it’s still a nominal Roman Catholic. When will this son of a bitch be excommunicated?

One measure of a man is the people he hangs around with.
Senator Obama cannot continue to deny his well-documented association with unrepentant Terrorist William Ayers, who “reformed” himself as an academic. While he was on the run, he and his wife, Bermardome Dohrn, and two others wrote Prairie Fire, the Weather Underground’s DFC Manifesto.
Two days ago, zombie obtained a copy of this document and decided to analyze it for the world to see. Lots of reasons here which should caution the hesitant voter to think twice before pulling that lever for Senator Obama.

ACORN is supposed to stand for Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, but their tactics are more like Another ☭ommunist Organization Right Now. Senator Obama’s connections to this group are well-ignored by the MSM, who are working feverishly to get him elected to the Presidency.
These folks (ACORN, that is) are pulling out all the stops to artificially and unlawfully increase the voter rolls, to the point where they even attempted to register Mickey Mouse. Shouldn’t that, in and of itself, upset Disney to the point where they could sue the s**t out of these DFCs? I sure hope so, but then again, that’s just wishful thinking. Yet another reason why Barack Obama should NOT become the next President of the United States.

China’s first three-man space mission, Shenzhou VII, blasted off at 2110 Beijing time (0810 hours Eastern Time) today. The three-day mission will feature their first EVA.
According to Xinhua, the three taikonauts…Mission Commander Zhai Zhigang, Liu Boming and Jing Haipen…may also hold a meeting of the DFC Chinese Party while in orbit. In any case, I hope they do return safely to Earth.