HOLY FRAK!

Episodes will be posted here as they progress.

Presented without further comment….

Let’s face it, Kara Thrace tooled around town/base in a honkin’ huge truck…there’s no reason why she didn’t have something like this stored somewhere else on Caprica:

Brace yourselves, it’s about to get geeky. We don’t typically dig on celebrity crushes, but we’ve made a special exception for the lovely Katee Sackhoff. As one of the stars of “Battlestar Galactica,” the actress quickly established herself as our favorite toaster-frakking Viper pilot, and her charm outside that tomboy role only made her more endearing. Now she’s gone and given us another reason to be smitten. Sackhoff recently contracted the custom motorcycle gurus at Classified Moto to build her a machine. Unlike most builds, the crew had almost completely free reign to do as they pleased. The only stipulation Sackhoff gave the builders was that she didn’t want the pegs positioned behind her.

I’ve got a bone to pick here. Starbuck didn’t frak a Toaster. She was married to one of the Final Five. BIG difference. Aside from that, it’s a really cool bike!

I kid you not!

After all, Gaius Baltar did become a Man of God! This is the end result of a character I made up for Sid Meier’s PIRATES! game, which I thoroughly loved in the old Mac 7.x iteration, and eventually it was ported over to the iOS platform too. Snicker....

FPS Russia strikes again! This time with a bad-a** mod to the 7.62 M14, turning it into a bullpup!

Here’s a different take on “Kara Remembers”....

Recently, Bear McCreary was approached by time lapse photographer Randy Halverson to score an incredible sequence of the night sky, and some daytime stuff too, titled “Temporal Distortion.” Here’s the video:

Bear’s Fantastic “Temporal Distortion” track is available for download from iTunes, and also at Amazon! The video itself is available at Dakotalapse.com!
[Kowtowing toward Los Angeles] Thank you Bear and Randy! We’re Not Worthy! We’re Not Worthy!

I came up with this parody-which-is-not-a-parody back in November….

And yes…it’s the truth!

Let the video speak for itself:

For quite a few years I’ve always wondered what actually happened on Kobol, prior to the Exoduses of the Thirteenth Tribe, who went to the Frakked-Up Earth, and the Rest of Humanity which went to the Twelve Colonies after Kobol got Frakked Up. Well, wonder no more.

Edward T. Yeatts III (aka “Trey”) has written, and released for FREE DOWNLOAD!...a trilogy of books which deal with that very subject matter. Titled Lords Of Kobol, these books give greater, albeit non-canonical, insight as to how the gods came to be, how they nursed Humanity along, and how it all led to Kobol getting Frakked Up.
So if you are a Battlestar Galactica Fan, Go Ye and Download these books for your reading pleasure. The Macker Commands It!

Here’s a Love Theme which spans Time and Space….

Here’s a Frakkin’ Bulls**t Requirement of all daycare centers in the purple state of Colorado:

New rules proposed by the Colorado Department of Human Services include a requirement that all day-care centers in the state make available dolls representing three different races.
The 98-page document, obtained by 7News, features a slew of rule changes. Among them: children over age two must not be served whole milk without a note from a doctor, kids over age one can’t drink more than six ounces of juice per day, TV and computer time will be capped at twenty minutes daily, and staffers must wear clothes that cover their lap and shoulders. But arguably the most unusual suggestion pops up on page 77: “Dolls shall represent three (3) races.”

That’s enough. If they want three races, they can have them! Here they are!

People are getting creative with Bear’s music. Presenting the Sac State Jazz Singers at Monterey, with an a capella rendition of “All Along The Watchtower”:

Something Dark is Coming…

OK, whoever SixU is, he or she made this map of Caprica, and obviously had some fun with it…as there are quite a few terrestrial references on it. See if you can find them.
I got five right off the bat…the rest is up to you:

That said, I wonder how official this map is?