Ah, Владимир Владимирович is once again showing the world he’s got more intestinal fortitude than the metrosexual beta male in the White House. Last week he shot a whale…and of course, the el cubos go apes**t. This week, he drove a stretch of Russia’s Legendary Highways in a variety of vehicles, including a Лада and an American Джип. The latter may come as a surprise to anyone who has not studied Russian History. After all, it helped save the CCCP during the Great Patriotic War.
So once again, Pooty shows up you-know-who: Посмотрите на вещи мужественный я могу сделать! Может ли президент метросексуал это сделать?

Imagine this as a prequisite to work someplace:

A Russian tycoon has told 6,000 workers at his private dairy company that they’ll be fired if they’ve ever had an abortion, or if those who are “living in sin” don’t get married within two months.
Vasily Boiko, who officially changed his name to Boiko-Veliky, which means “Boiko the Great,” has set a deadline of October 14—a Russian Orthodox Church holiday—for any of his unmarried employees who live with a partner to get married, or get fired.

My goodness, can you just imagine the outcry if this ever happened here in the США! In any case…nice to be covered!

Vladimir Vladimirovitch gets around a whole lot more than his counterpart in the США. Check out his appearance on some Russian TV music program:

Is he the shiznit or what!

HAT TIP: Coldwarrior

What another horrible tragedy to befall the People of Poland: their President, First Lady, and a host of high government officials all died in a plane crash while landing in Smolensk, Russia, to attend ceremonies marking the 70th Anniversary of the Katyn Forest Massacre. Here’s a list:

Lech Kaczyński – The President
Maria Kaczyńska – the First Lady
Ryszard Kaczorowski – last Polish President in exile
Jerzy Szmajdziński – Vice Speaker of the Lower House (left wing leader)
Krzysztof Putra – Vice Speaker of the Lower House
Władysław Stasiak – Chief of the President’s Chancellary
Aleksander Szczygło – Chief of the Office for National Security
Paweł Wypych – Presidential Secretary of State
Mariusz Handzlik – as above
Andrzej Kremer – Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs
Gen. Franciszek Gągor – Chief of Staff of the Polish Army
Przemysław Gosiewski – Right-wing prominent politician
Zbigniew Wassermann – as above
Janusz Kochanowski – Polish Ombudsman
Sławomir Skrzypek – Chief of the Polish National Bank
Janusz Kurtyka – Chief of the Institute for the National Remembrance
Bishop Tadeusz Płoski – Catholic Field Bishop of the Polish Army (head Catholic chaplain)
Archbishop Miron Chodakowski – Orthodox Field Bishop of the Polish Army

First Оба́ма throwing Poland under the bus, and now this. I pray for Poland today.

I am not kidding about this, Comrades!

Don’t believe me? Go here.

HAT TIP: Bunk X

No, not Сенатор Оба́ма...we expect that from him. I’m referring to the guy who took this photo of his greeting Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in 2005, while on a trip there with Senator Richard Lugar (RINO-IN):

Pete Souza should have known to watermark the photos instead of putting this up when right-clicking to save:

All us Mac users have to do is press Shift-Command-4, Space Bar, and Click!

I’ll bet you’re wondering, where the hell did I get this?

Well it certainly wasn’t from Jumpin’ Jack Flash that’s for sure. Actually, I got this from Ellie Velinska’s Big Bureaucracy’s post about National Wear Red Day...don’t worry, it isn’t for the Communists.
And now that I mention it, both me and my wife wore some sort of red yesterday. Now we know why.

Why it’s very simple…he doesn’t believe in Air Superiority for the United States, and wants others, in particular the Russians, to equal it. Here’s their version:

It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out how they got ahold of that technology either.

I’d say the folks at Zynga have a sense of humor, don’t you agree?

Did I not say that Pooty was cut from the same cloth? I rest my case.

Some time within the past 24 hours, Zynga released the Moscow Expansion to Mafia Wars. I’m now a happy camper again!

And then I found this little gem! See the guy who’s standing to the left, ready to take a payment from the fellow with the briefcase? He sure looks awfully familiar…
Tell ya what, I’ll post the guy’s mug and let you make the call, and see if you agree with me. In any case, I’m here to fight the DFCs!
На бой, Товарищи!

Man! I can’t wait until this expansion set is released!

Not only do we get to take on the Russian Mafia, but also the DFCs themselves! Who cares if they’re masquerading as something they’re not! At least my college background studies in Russian and Soviet history will help me out immensely. Should be a real trip.

Did I not state that this game is addicting? As it turns out, I’m moving on up in the ranks. Now at Level 153, and at the right time I might add….
Very, very soon, Mafia Wars will add another expansion. This time, you get to go to Москва and deal with the Russian Mob on their own turf! Gee I wonder if Pooty is involved somehow?

When I first saw this, it warmed my heart. One of the purposes of punk rock is to question authority. It’s a great outlet when things get crappy…when done properly.
Too bad we won’t see stuff like this here in the США...unless it’s a typical liberal mosh pit complaining about the Republicans.
It’s nice to see that some bands in Russia still care about who the leader is, and what he does:

“Don’t listen to anything!
He always lies to you!
Putin, Putin, Putin!
A pig will find filth everywhere!”

Dang, I’m gonna have to find an mp3 file to listen to!

Президент Оба́ма is scheduled to visit Russia next week, and for a while now, the Russians have not been pleased with his rhetoric. Gee I wonder why…after all, he’s a DFC just like the Russian Prime Minister…although Pooty doesn’t come right out and say it either.
Pooty’s spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, plans to straighten him out:

“I see that he does not possess full information. After visiting Moscow, Президент Оба́ма will know the realities better.
“Judging by these statements it is very good that the meeting with Prime Minister Putin is on Президент Оба́ма‘s agenda. I am sure that after the meeting with Putin, Президент Оба́ма will change his point of view.”

Perhaps Президент Оба́ма should respond thusly:

“You see, Влади́мир Влади́мирович, I too am a follower of Marxist-Leninist dogma. Look at how I’m spending my government into oblivion; that way, the people will have to be dependent on us. So you see, we’re working from the same playbook.”

A couple of days ago I read this story about a UFO crashing into a meteorite to save the Earth, and almost snorted through something I was drinking. They’re still speculating over a century later as to what really happened at Tunguska, and this stuff’s pretty amazing.
Then I found the following video of a game system for PS3. VERY chilling indeed…Galactica Fans rejoice, yes that’s Edward James Olmos doing the voiceover narration:

I don’t think it’s chamalla….