No, not Сенатор Оба́ма...we expect that from him. I’m referring to the guy who took this photo of his greeting Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in 2005, while on a trip there with Senator Richard Lugar (RINO-IN):

Pete Souza should have known to watermark the photos instead of putting this up when right-clicking to save:

All us Mac users have to do is press Shift-Command-4, Space Bar, and Click!

I’ll bet you’re wondering, where the hell did I get this?

Well it certainly wasn’t from Jumpin’ Jack Flash that’s for sure. Actually, I got this from Ellie Velinska’s Big Bureaucracy’s post about National Wear Red Day...don’t worry, it isn’t for the Communists.
And now that I mention it, both me and my wife wore some sort of red yesterday. Now we know why.

Why it’s very simple…he doesn’t believe in Air Superiority for the United States, and wants others, in particular the Russians, to equal it. Here’s their version:

It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out how they got ahold of that technology either.

I’d say the folks at Zynga have a sense of humor, don’t you agree?

Did I not say that Pooty was cut from the same cloth? I rest my case.

Some time within the past 24 hours, Zynga released the Moscow Expansion to Mafia Wars. I’m now a happy camper again!

And then I found this little gem! See the guy who’s standing to the left, ready to take a payment from the fellow with the briefcase? He sure looks awfully familiar…
Tell ya what, I’ll post the guy’s mug and let you make the call, and see if you agree with me. In any case, I’m here to fight the DFCs!
На бой, Товарищи!

Man! I can’t wait until this expansion set is released!

Not only do we get to take on the Russian Mafia, but also the DFCs themselves! Who cares if they’re masquerading as something they’re not! At least my college background studies in Russian and Soviet history will help me out immensely. Should be a real trip.

Did I not state that this game is addicting? As it turns out, I’m moving on up in the ranks. Now at Level 153, and at the right time I might add….
Very, very soon, Mafia Wars will add another expansion. This time, you get to go to Москва and deal with the Russian Mob on their own turf! Gee I wonder if Pooty is involved somehow?

When I first saw this, it warmed my heart. One of the purposes of punk rock is to question authority. It’s a great outlet when things get crappy…when done properly.
Too bad we won’t see stuff like this here in the США...unless it’s a typical liberal mosh pit complaining about the Republicans.
It’s nice to see that some bands in Russia still care about who the leader is, and what he does:

“Don’t listen to anything!
He always lies to you!
Putin, Putin, Putin!
A pig will find filth everywhere!”

Dang, I’m gonna have to find an mp3 file to listen to!

Президент Оба́ма is scheduled to visit Russia next week, and for a while now, the Russians have not been pleased with his rhetoric. Gee I wonder why…after all, he’s a DFC just like the Russian Prime Minister…although Pooty doesn’t come right out and say it either.
Pooty’s spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, plans to straighten him out:

“I see that he does not possess full information. After visiting Moscow, Президент Оба́ма will know the realities better.
“Judging by these statements it is very good that the meeting with Prime Minister Putin is on Президент Оба́ма‘s agenda. I am sure that after the meeting with Putin, Президент Оба́ма will change his point of view.”

Perhaps Президент Оба́ма should respond thusly:

“You see, Влади́мир Влади́мирович, I too am a follower of Marxist-Leninist dogma. Look at how I’m spending my government into oblivion; that way, the people will have to be dependent on us. So you see, we’re working from the same playbook.”

A couple of days ago I read this story about a UFO crashing into a meteorite to save the Earth, and almost snorted through something I was drinking. They’re still speculating over a century later as to what really happened at Tunguska, and this stuff’s pretty amazing.
Then I found the following video of a game system for PS3. VERY chilling indeed…Galactica Fans rejoice, yes that’s Edward James Olmos doing the voiceover narration:

I don’t think it’s chamalla….

OK, The Little Islamofascist now boasts of having 7,000 centrifuges (not merry-go-rounds for the happy Iranian children) and reaching another step in their “peaceful pursuit” of nuclear power. Of course!
And my name is Vladimir Vladimirovitch. As it turns out, the Russians now admit their intel sucks regarding Iran, and ours is more accurate. Do ya think they might finally realize that Mr. Dinner Jacket and the Mad Mullahs are a threat not only to Israel, the United States, Europe, and their own country…but to the ENTIRE WORLD?
Hey, it could happen. Then again, we’re also talking about the Russians.

Watch as this Russian IL-76 transport plane takes off from Down Under. The tower crew films the event, and the comments are not unexpected, so this may or may not be safe for work. At least there isn’t any nudity involved.

So now, Russia’s current President is boasting about building up his country’s arsenals, beginning in two years.
Excuse me for a moment while I laugh my a** off. The time to re-arm began last summer, when gas was over $4/gallon. So it’s pretty obvious where the words emanating from his mouth are originating from.

I find this ironic indeed that, in an interview with the Associated (with Terrorists) Press, Mikhail Sergeyevitch says Pooty’s United Russia Party is worse than Communism!
Gorby also calls for a “maximal dialogue” with Iran to prevent them from fully developing The Bomb. A lot of good that’s done so far, eh. He too must be waiting for a smoking radioactive hole in the ground where Tel Aviv currently exists. In short, par for the course.

Let’s see, it’s been awhile since I’ve stepped onto Pravda.ru territory. And waddya know it, they’re spewing forth the meme that, instead of Global Warming, it’s Climate Change:

Most of the long-term climate data collected from various sources also shows a strong correlation with the three astronomical cycles which are together known as the Milankovich cycles. The three Milankovich cycles include the tilt of the earth, which varies over a 41,000 year period; the shape of the earth’s orbit, which changes over a period of 100,000 years; and the Precession of the Equinoxes, also known as the earth’s ‘wobble’, which gradually rotates the direction of the earth’s axis over a period of 26,000 years. According to the Milankovich theory of Ice Age causation, these three astronomical cycles, each of which effects the amount of solar radiation which reaches the earth, act together to produce the cycle of cold Ice Age maximums and warm interglacials.

OK Algore, care to comment on how many Carbon Indulgences they’ve earned for this hit piece?