Dang! I never thought I’d see a live interpretation of this joke. WARNING! NSFW!

Yeeee-HAWWWWWW!

Here’s Bosch Fawstin’s latest take on the GZM. Me Likey!

For the most part, unless you’ve hidden under a rock, I’ve kept my mouth shut here on this controversy. No more.
We all know how الرئيس أوباما feels about it. We all know how the leader of this project feels about our role in the 9/11 attacks.
It’s 2 blocks from where the WTC once stood. Parts of the landing gear from United 175 came crashing through this building, and that is why the Mohammedans claim this as a Holy Site.
There are also reports of this project being put on permanent hold…and I don’t believe them. The politicians from NYC up to the Demo☭rats in Waschington can no longer pull the wool over our eyes. This site is a total disgrace to the victims of 9/11 and their families. It should not be built.
And if it IS, then those who oppose this should desecrate this on a continual basis…using pig lard or (my favorite!) Liquid SPAM®! Also, that ghey bar should be opened right next to it!

Greg Gutfeld over at Fox News has proposed to open a bar for Teh Ghey right next to the Ground Zero Mosque, should it come to pass. And with burgenong Union opposition and the propertly only half-owned by the Mohammedans, that may not come to pass after all. It’d be funnier than s**t if such an establishment were to open up next to that abomination in any case…or next to any mosque for that matter.
ANYHOO...Gutfield and Beck were discussing possible names for the bar, which of course would include non-alcoholic drinks to cater to their next-door back-door clientele:

• “Ji-hump”
• “Turban Cowboys”
• “U-Mecca-Me-Hot”
• “Suspicious Packages”

Graphic Novelist Bosch Fawstin has an even better one. After all, he should know…he’s an Apostate:

To this, I wholeheartedly agree!

In case you haven’t been keeping up with the news lately, there was a recent leakage of over 90,000 classified government documents through WikiLeaks, allegedly by way of Private Bradley Manning. US Representative Mike Rogers (R-MI08), a member of the House Intelligence Committee, is on record as favoring Capital Punishment if Manning is found Guilty in a Court Martial.
Unfortunately, since the military is subject to Конгресс (controlled by Demo☭rats), and is under much public scrutiny anyway, this will likely not happen…and I would be truly surprised if it did. The Оба́ма Режим will use his case as an excuse to coerce the United States Armed Forces to end DADT, sparing the gay community, who will likely hoist him up as a martyr, from doing so.
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If you’re an owner of one, and you do stuff with it in the United Arab Emirates and The Magic Kingdom™, you don’t have much time left. This is because they have determined that they operate outside of their zone of control, and blocked usage of these devices, effective October 1.
Sounds to me like they operate out of Islam‘s control. What are they gonna do with all those other smartphone users who do business, surf the Web for pr0n. Also can’t bring those Christian items such as The Holy Bible into their countries…can’t have anything non-Islamic polluting the minds of the subjects.
My Friends, their time is coming.

Here! Watch and see for yourself:

A Disease, wrapped around an Ideology, inside a Cult.

Once again, politics trumps sound mlitary strategy, as General Stanley McChrystal is ordered back to the White House (and الرئيس أوباما) to explain the following comments he made in a recent Rolling Stone interview. Why he allowed Rolling Stone an interview in the first place is another question entirely:

Among McChrystal’s criticisms in the Rolling Stone interview:
The general said he felt “betrayed” by U.S. ambassador to Afghanistan Karl Eikenberry, a former three-star general. In a leaked document last year, Eikenberry said he distrusted Afghan president Hamid Karzai. “Here’s one that covers his flank for the history books,” McChrystal told Rolling Stone of Eikenberry.
McChrystal, the article reports, took control of the war, the article states, “by never taking his eye off the real enemy: The wimps in the White House.”
An aide is quoted as calling National Security Adviser Gen. (Ret.) Jim Jones a “clown.”
On Richard Holbrooke, the president’s envoy to Afghanistan and Pakistan, a McChrystal staffer says he is a “wounded animal,” dangerous because rumors speculated Holbrooke would be fired.

OIC. A passage which makes McChrystal’s boss look real bad…and is the TRUTH! I hope he has the intestinal fortitude to say something to the effect of “Mr. President, I resign my commission.”

You know what the environmentalists are going to say about this photo…BTW, it’s from the New York Saddam Times:

They’ll want to preserve the virgin Afghan landscape from exploitation by the EEEEVIL Capitalist Robber Barons! And of course, the Оба́ма Режим will be more than happy to let his DFC buddies in China take over said exploitation. All in the name of the People.
And the Taliban? Why, they’ll mine it in the name of the Ummah, and put all those 7-year-old kids to work mining the stuff. This discovery will have major implications, both ways, for Afghanistan and for the world.

Here’s yet another market-specific version of that special cereal you’ve all come to know and love, in honor of the Prince of Wales, who sees fit to pronounce Islam as the solution to the world’s climate change crisis! This is, of course, nothing but BULL-S**T...or, if I understand British parlance correctly, BOLLOCKS!
Click on the graphic to see it in full-size.

HAT TIP: Rodan

After finding that Turkey sent ‘aid’ to the Paleostinians in the latest episode off the coast of Gaza, coupled with the AKP party’s ambition to reconstitute the Ottoman Empire, thus becoming the predominant Mohammedan power in the Middle East (never mind that Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Syria might have something to say about that…not to mention Russia!), I decided the time was right to release another market-specific version of that special cereal!
Click on the graphic to see it in full-size.

That 25th Anniversary version sucked. Hugely. Here’s something more apropos:

After being part of a parody in an Ah-nold movie over twenty years ago, here it is!

I came up with these, with the help of Bunk X, who sent me a template:

And we can’t leave the ‘ladies’ out of this one either:

See the video:

Too Bad So Sad, Molly Norris. You never thought it’d take on a life of its own, did you?