With the election of БХО, according to al-Qaeda’s latest audio message, there will be a “House Negro” in the White House. “House Negro” is as close as one can get without calling a black person the N word, and was previously reserved (politically, that is) for people such as Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice, who were also thrown into the message by Ayman al-Zawahiri for comparative purposes, as was Malcolm X (but he wasn’t called a House Negro).
Just goes to show you that these Islamofascist bastards don’t care who’s our President...they’ll still come after us because we’re Americans and we reside in Dar al-Harb. So much for healing the planet, eh Mr. President-Elect? Better get used to it.

It’s coming! I support this and so should you.

Now that BHO has been elected, the el cubos are getting ready for a massive orgasm of wish fulfillment. To that end, one group forked out a significant amount of money to produce a Fake New York Saddam Times, and handed them out in the Big Apple:

And there you have it. What more needs to be said?

Tuesday Morning War Pr0n!

Dang, it’s too bad President Bush didn’t say this to Mr. Dinner Jacket when they were at the UN.
WARNING! NSFW!

To the Islamofascists, that is:

Pakistan’s parliament has set what could be a collision course with Washington and NATO by passing a sweeping resolution calling for dialogue with extremist groups operating in the country and an end to military action.
The new strategy, backed by all parties, emerged after a fierce debate in parliament where most parliamentarians said Pakistan was paying an unacceptable price for fighting “America’s war”. If implemented by the Government, support for Pakistan from international allies would come under severe strain, adding further instability to a country facing rising violence and economic collapse.

I’m sure the Pentagon has a contingency plan in place to seize Pockystawn’s nukes. Now would be a good time to carry that out. Since they can’t control their own borders, and hence, their sovereignty...then why the hell should they continue possess The Bomb?

Normally, People of the Book are allowed three choices under Islam, while Infidels are allowed only two. Now it looks as though a ”progressive movement” is springing up in Mosul:

A week ago, leaflets were distributed in several predominantly Christian neighborhoods, threatening families to “either convert to Islam or pay the jizyah or leave the city or face death,” said the Interior Ministry official.

I count one...two...three...four choices there. How...progressive of them.
I WILL NOT SUBMIT.

ARRR! What’s that? Ye be askin’ what be the Somali pirates’ sin? Glad ye asked, m’lad.
Since they seized another ship, this one filled wi’ tanks an’ guns from Russia, t’Russians be pissed! An’ so be t’United States Navy...an’ thar be t’force t’be reckoned wi’.
So somehow, t’ese Somali pirates who worship t’eir false moon god, they have t’guts to call t’Russians an’ t’Americans t’battle! They say they will fight ‘em t’t’death! Well ARRR! Let t’Russians an’ t’Americans make it so they can meet t’eir maker, an’ it ain’t Allah!

My apologies once again to David Byrne and the Talking Heads....
There was a fire at Gibson Square’s headquarters in London yesterday. Three guys are in custody on charges related to the UK’s anti-terrorism laws. So what did Gibson Square do?
They published an historical novel about Aisha, the nine-year-old child “bride” of Mohammed. It’s a sure bet that the three guys who allegedly set the fire were probably thinking along the lines of ”You blaspheme our prophet, now you will pay!” Notice, BTW, that I refuse to capitalize what everyone else does.
And what’s even worse than this “blasphemy”: the author is an American woman infidel. Look out! Get ready for some more riots! Remember, these folks demand that you respect them as a Religion of Peace. Otherwise, they’ll kill you!
LAN ASTASLEM. I will not submit.

When I first read this story at work this afternoon, I laughed my a** off and no one knew why. Good thing too.
I can only imagine the raging and seething of a certain Muslim “cleric” who was expelled from the UK and now resides in Lebanon with his Hezbo buds when he found out that his daughter (pictured at right) is a Pole Dancer! Can anyone say Automatic Fatwa in 3...2...1...?
Oh, the Irony of it all!

Aye, m’lad! And these pirates be dyin’ a most gruesome death. What be their sin?
Well, glad ye asked! T’ band of marauders be from Somalia an’ they be darin’ t’plunder another ship fer war booty an’ weaponry t’carry on their jihad. They took plunder of a cargo ship from Iran, bound fer Rotterdam by way o’Eritrea.
Then t’pirates be gettin’ sick to their stomachs. They started t’lose hair, lose teeth, an’ their skin set t’burnin’. Thar be only one thing t’cause that: it be radiation sickness! An’ they started t’die.
M’lad, as much as those pirates die from such nastiness, it saves us t’trouble o’ capturin’ an’ puttin’ ‘em on trial. They went t’meet their maker an’ it ain’t Allah! What be t’lesson? Don’t mess wi’ t’ings that be glowin’!

Now click on the thumbnail and check this out: Lauren Booth, the sister-in-law of the former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, is leaving a well-stocked food store in Gaza!
And here you thought the EEEEVIL Zionists were starving the poor Palestinians to death!
WRONG!
And look real close at the photo...look what haraam product the Paleostinian grocer is selling! And over to her right (left of photo)? Priceless.
Gee, should you feel sorry for her ‘cause she’s trapped in that wondrous land of peace called Gaza? Not Just No But HELL NO!

Once again, Senator Clinton puts party above country. She bails out of an invitation to a demonstration in front of the UN Building, the purpose of which was to demonstrate extreme displeasure with Mr. Dinner Jacket, once she learned that the organizers also invited GOP Vice Presidential candidate Governor Sarah Palin, who will be attending, as she knows which side is the Right Side when it comes to that little Islamofascist bastard.
Guess Shrillary doesn’t give a frak about freedom against tyranny. Is she able to sit down?

Recently, Sir Paul McCartney announced plans to perform a concert in Israel in honor of that country’s Diamond Anniversary. Now, a certain Muslim “cleric” who was expelled from the UK and now resides in Lebanon with his Hezbo buds, has threatened to murder him.
Oh Really! So far, Paul has essentially told this jerk to sod off. Not only do I want Paul to hold the gig as scheduled...I want him to play this song and dedicate it to this Mad Little Islamofascist and drive it even madder!

NEVER FORGET.

And I have only one message for the Islamofascist Bastards who did this, and all who support them in any way, shape, or form:
WE WILL COME FOR YOU.