...and it looks like I’m gonna get it. Court TV are you listening?

Did I not say Saddam was figuring out how to bulls**t the world?
Word has it the Ace of Spades was punched by some guy as he was leaving the courtroom 2 days ago after the conclusion of his latest hearing. The identity of the man was not known, nor was it known if Saddam was injured in the incident. Portions of the hearing (but not the altercation) were televised on Iraqi TV. Consequently, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if the man who hit Saddam was a Ba’athist running dog lackey!
In a related matter, the barrister for the Eight of Spades threatened to quit the case as a result of this event. Please DO! Who are we to stop you from making you and your client complete a**es of yourselves?

I personally urge everyone who reads this blog to take the survey over at SecureAmericasBorders.com. NOW!

I actually found this in Wal-Mart of all places! A small way for me to show my support!

Take a good look at him, folks. He’s already figuring out how to bulls**t the world when he goes on trial. Wait, I take that back. He’s already doing that!
How, you ask? Well he appeared in another hearing on July 21 (according to Al-Arabiya TV), and in it, he launched into a tirade of how he doesn’t have access to a lawyer:

“The lawyer only sees his client when there is an investigation session. Is this the law?”

Yet the video shows another man sitting beside him. Probably his lawyer...and a newbie at that, considering how his old barrister quit on him and blames us.
Later on, he whines about not being “greeted” properly:

“When someone like me says ‘Peace be upon you,’ and no one responds, then this is a big insult for someone like Saddam Hussein.”

Maybe it’s because he’s got a big ego for starters, and the judges are probably resisting great temptation to tell him P*SS be upon you! We gotta continue to keep an eye on Saddam, or else when he finally is brought to trial it’ll turn into another circus like what happened with Slobodan Misonofabitch!

Oh, to be a fly on the wall somewhere in Riyadh (but do flies exist in Saudi Arabia?) back on June 26…

[Phone Rings, picked up by the CROWN PRINCE OF SAUDI ARABIA] “Hello? Ah! Prince Bandar! Good to hear from you again. What’s that? You wish to step down from your post as Ambassador to the Infidels in Washington?
[Big smile across the CROWN PRINCE’s face] Ah, I see...I understand, living in Dar al-Harb, one can only kiss so much Jew and Christian a** before they go nuts! It is bad for one’s health...yes I understand.
[Pause] Oh! You also want to be out of the area when Osama blows up his suitcase nuke?
[Nods head] Very well...I will send Prince Turk al-Faisal to succeed you. It will be good for him to get out of London right about now. Inshallah!”

What fun!

According to WorldNetDaily, captured documents show Osama bin Laden’s preferred targets for an “American Hiroshima” operation within this country: the nine cities with the largest Jewish populations. He definitely wants to kill both Jews and Christians in one fell swoop. But if Osama thinks he can totally destroy this country with suitcase nukes (which, if they’re lucky, can yield 2 kilotons, or 1/10 the yield of Hiroshima or Nagasaki)...he’s got another thing coming.
Worried? No. Concerned? Absolutely. Let it be known that if even one of these devices go off in this country, it will mean THE END OF ISLAM.
Period.
End Of Story.

UPDATE: And apparently, some in Congress agree....

Here’s a video clip of an attack by a terrorist on a US soldier...and the unexpected result!
HA HA HA! Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherf**kers!

HAT TIP: Little Green Footballs

Now, the Muslim Sunni Waqf Board has set their sights on the Taj Mahal...and India has told them NO:

“There is no need for any other body to look after the monument as the Archaeological Survey of India is taking care of it quite well.”

It was pretty easy for the Indian government to see through the bulls**t claim. The Waqf Board only thought they could put that 4 million bucks (which is no chump change in that part of the world) to better use than maintaining India’s national treasure...no, that money would have gone to kill the Jews, Christians, and infidels around the world!
Better put the Indian Army on alert, because the Muslims will eventually go after it with their hordes.

HAT TIP: The Steel Deal

FINALLY!
The Dallas Morning News takes a stand and calls the bastards for what they are...what we knew them all along as! Not Insurgents. TERRORISTS!
It had to start somewhere and if other editorial boards can get it through their heads, then one day the MSM as a whole can figure out what’s really going on and support the United States in our efforts to change the Middle East from a festering cesspool of Islamofascist despotism to another locale for freedom to take hold.

Read it all. The Macker Commands It!

Only one day after London was awarded the 2012 Summer Olympic Games, and on the same day as the opening session of the annual G-8 meeting in Gleneagles, Scotland, a series of coordinated explosions rock the Underground (their subway system) and a double-decker bus as well. And of course, an ISLAMIC GROUP claims responsibility for the blasts, and blamed them on the UK’s continued involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Don’t be surprised about them. It’s the same bulls**t talk coming from the mouths of these KORANIMALS! It’s because we Westerners live in what Muslims call Dar al-Harb, or “House of War.” This will continue until Dar al-Harb is brought into Dar al-Islam (through submission and/or conversion), or until Islam crosses the line and BOTTLED SUNSHINE is unleashed upon them!
Yet Islam continues to call itself a “Religion of Peace.” MY ASS!

But not by me!

HA HA HA!
Imagine yourself at a Memorial Day celebration at an airfield. Now imagine yourself being forced to go through a gauntlet of anti-war protesters, giving you pamphlets and flyers about the BS about Bush=Hitler and “It’s all for Oil” blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda.
Now, imagine the next group you encounter on the way to the celebration offering you the chance to shred those nasty pamphlets for FREE! Finally, imagine the indignation the anti-war group experiences when they can’t do anything about all the shredding which ensues!

HAT TIP: Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs

This is definitely a different take on promoting the War on Terror...it almost makes me want to sing the lyrics to America, F**k Yeah!:

HAT TIP: The Ranting Right Wing Howler...Hey Vilmar! Where the hell did you get this anyway?

...and help Saddam Hussein’s legal defense fund! This one is called “Get Out, Damned One” and I won’t waste bandwidth describing what it’s all about.
Saddam has also written three other books, not published under his name: “Zabibah and the King,” “The Fortified Citadel” and “Men and a City.” But “Get Out, Damned One” will be published with his name on the cover. Get ‘em while they’re hot ‘cause they, and he, will be gone soon!
Just remember...in a parallel universe, Saddam indeed could have been a successful prize-winning author!