The 48-Hour Rule is in effect...Al the Lazy Sod, according to MEMRI, was secretly transferred to an Iranian hospital a few days ago for food poisoning, and is in a coma. Iranian doctors, assisted by Русские Доктора.
Hmmm...Русские Доктора...I wonder if there’s any polonium involved here? Inquiring Minds Want To Know! Stay Tuned for further developments!

Now here’s a site which will surely make Islamofascists the world over go apes**t. The parody song, “Stand By Your Ham,” is supposed to be available for download this weekend only, but when I go to that page, it’s embedded as a Flash file, making resources on the Official System go apes**t as well. But I think I’ll go figure that out later, after I get back from some OT.
In the meantime, go there and support the British Pig Farmers!

Even though he never used this vessel, Saddam took no chances to ensure his safety:

According to an account in the French daily Le Figaro, corroborated by Amir-Aslani, the Ocean Breeze, made for a 35-member crew, has about 10 rooms, several salons with large-screen TVs, pools, saunas, gold plumbing fixtures, a prayer room and a portable helicopter pad.
Less glamorous but more telling of Saddam’s real-world concerns are the bulletproof windows, a missile-launching system — disarmed — and a secret passage leading to a mini-submarine for escape if the vessel comes under attack. It was unclear whether the mini-submarine is still part of the yacht, but the Le Figaro account implied that it is.
There have been other floating pleasure fortresses. A yacht that belonged to the late East German dictator Erich Honecker was built to withstand poison gas attacks.

And guess where it’s berthed right now.
Give up?
FRANCE. Now that shouldn’t surprise anyone....

The United States will seek the Death Penalty against Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and five other detainees at Guantanamo Bay for their roles in planning the 9/11 attacks. This time, I sincerely hope the Feds have all the Is dotted and the Ts crossed. I really do.
One thing’s for sure: the liberals (especially those from World Can’t Wait, that Communist group that’s taken a liking to wearing Gitmo Orange jumpsuits) will go apes**t over this. Let the Protests and/or Marches begin!

For those of you not aware of this “social utility,” Facebook is much like MySpace, only a bit more mature in its efforts. At least when I’ve visted Facebook pages, they don’t have the damn imbedded songs blasting away! But I digress.
There is a new Facebook group encouraging citizens of Sderot, Israel, to make their own rockets to fire back at the Paleostinians in the Gaza Strip, since it’s apparent to these folks that their government won’t protect them from the Kassams. Here’s a passage from their page:

“Hey people! It cannot be so difficult: if those dimwits from the Gaza Strip can do it then so can you! Just trawl the Net for information on how to build ballistic missiles from materials found in the home and let’s go!
I’m sure the Gazans will get the message quickly.”

Then again, we’re talking about Paleostinians.

Man, more War Pr0n to piss off the liberals! Get this weapon into the hands of Our Fighting Men and Women and the Islamofascists will RUN! That is, if they aren’t caught by the firepower!

As chronicled elsewhere, the City of Berkeley, California sees fit to hamper the efforts of the United States Marine Corps to recruit in their city, allowing Code Pink (yeah, those folks!) free rein over the area in front of the office. Now, there is a bill afoot in Congress which will, if enacted into Law, and if it survives the inevitable court challenge in the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals, take away Federal earmarks from the city.
Check out where some of the earmarked Taxpayer Dollars went to:

One earmark provides $243,000 in taxpayer dollars for the organization Chez Panisse to create gourmet organic school lunches in the Berkeley School District.  Chez Panisse is dedicated to “environmental harmony” and their menu features “Comté cheese soufflé with mâche salad,” “Meyer lemon éclairs with huckleberry coulis,” and “Chicory salad with creamy anchovy vinaigrette and olive toast.”
Another earmark would spend $975,000 in taxpayer dollars for the University of California in Berkeley Matsui Center for Politics and Public Service, to create a new endowment and cataloging the papers of Congressman Robert Matsui.  U.C. Berkeley currently already has a $3.5 billion endowment.

Hmmm...not too long ago, Pakistani forces captured a 15-year-old aspiring terrorist who was allegedly part of the ring to assassinate former PM Benazir Bhutto, and said teenager confessed to his involvement.
Now, according to Bhutto’s own words, excerpted from her posthumous autobiography, another 15-year-old was involved in her assassination as well...Osama bin Laden’s son. And she knew why she was going to be murdered:

First, the extremists aim to reconstitute the concept of the caliphate, a political state encompassing the great Ummah (Muslim community) populations of the world, uniting the Middle East, the Persian Gulf states, south Asia, central Asia, east Asia, and parts of Africa. Second, they aim to provoke a clash of civilisations between the West and an interpretation of Islam that rejects pluralism and modernity. The goal, the great hope of the militants, is a collision, an explosion between the values of the West and what the extremists claim to be the values of Islam.

Simply put, Bhutto knew the score, and therefore targeted by the Islamofascists.

While I was at work today I found out about this VILE, EVIL ATTACK against Iraqi citizens by the Islamofascists of al Qaeda. They used women with Down’s Syndrome as homicide bombers! So to those people who think we don’t fully understand what’s going on over there, I say:
BULLS**T!
Oh, and I’m not finished yet.
GOD (and not Allah) will reserve a special place in Hell for these Islamofascist A**holes, where there will be 72 virgin DEMONS with anvil-shaped genitalia who will disembowel them again and again and again for all Eternity!

It’s been proven time and again that wartime brings forth mighty technological advances which ultimately disseminate down to peaceful applications. Next on the list is one which has been part of science fiction for a long time...the railgun:

The system, when fully developed, would send an electric current along parallel rails to shoot a shell more than 200 nautical miles, or 230 miles, at seven times the speed of sound and within five meters of the target. Conventional guns, by contrast, rely on chemical powders to launch projectiles.

You know what they say: Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

Every so often I see a bumper sticker on some liberal’s vehicle (some are Volvos, others are econoboxes, still others are monster SUVs) which state the following: “It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.” Lo and behold, a Houston radio station has done something very close to that: hold a fundraiser for purchasing a JDAM to drop in Afghanistan!
What’s even better about this is: whoever bought a CD to help raise the JDAM funds will be entered in a drawing...and the winner will by flown by the radio station to Washington, DC to sign the bomb! One can only imagine what he or she will sign; I’m sure the Air Force will ask them to keep it nice and relatively clean.
I can also see the liberals stomp their feet and gnash their teeth that we stole one of their ideas and turned it to our advantage. YAY!

I swear, today’s generation of “journalists” who work for the MSM doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing. Check this picture out:

Do you see anything wrong with this picture? Well, no. However, here’s the caption which goes with the article:

A U.S. soldier looks through a pair of binoculars on his rifle as he patrols the Jaji district of the southeastern Paktia province, near the Afghan-Pakistan border January 28, 2008.
REUTERS/Ahmad Masood

Dammit Mr. Masood, that’s a SCOPE on that rifle, not a pair of frakkin’ binoculars! But all the better to shoot the Bad Guys with...snicker!

This is what happens when the US Army unleashes Death by Apache:

GOD, and not Allah, will sort them out.

Seeing that there’s a very special anniversary coming up for the Palestinians...their ’catastrophe‘ brought about by the Arabs themselves, mind you...I can see Hamastanian subjects commanded to do this.

A SENIOR Hamas official warned yesterday that the next breakout from the Gaza Strip could be into Israel, with 500,000 Palestinians attempting to march towards the towns and villages from which they or their parents fled or were expelled 60 years ago.
“This is not an imaginary scenario and many Palestinians would be prepared to sacrifice their lives,” said Ahmed Youssef, political adviser to Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniya.

So what happened recently with the Egyptians was just a dry run for an actual invasion of Israel. Simply marvelous. NOT.

I don’t think it will be necessary to remind you of the controversy generated by the Mo ‘toons published a couple of years ago. The Islamofascists are about to go apes**t again once Dutch politician Geert Wilders airs his film about the Koran on Dutch television.
Now, compare this to the reaction of an Iranian film about how Muslims view Jesus Christ...far differently than Christians do. For starters, Muslims deny that He is the Son of God. Christians will feel pained at the depiction, but they will not go out and riot over it.
Without a doubt, there will be many places which will keep score between these two motion pictures.