Yes I know it’s been quite a while…I’m not totally gone yet. But seeing as I just accomplished this feat, I thought I’d show you all:

And not a moment too soon. Doing jobs in this country always was a pain in the a**. Arrivederci!

There…it’s been a while since I’ve posted on my second-favorite online game…see if you can guess what Number One is. Anyhow, I got a chuckle out of upgrading my casino this morning. The Four-Star Hotel is now called “The Hit”:

Methinks someone is getting a good laugh out of this parody:

SO...Zynga incorporates a new feature on Mafia Wars….create your own ‘Family’! All Well and good…except...the price tag!

Most of us regular Joe Schmoes don’t have 50 Reward Points lying around their houses. So unless I go out and win the Mafia Wars Lotto, I ain’t gonna be incorporating this.

What more can I say?

From the Mafia Wars Blog:

A shadowy organization called the Neo-Imperium is secretly working to destabilize the current world order and control all criminal activities throughout the planet. The Neo-Imperium are attempting to overthrow the government and install a puppet leader to establish one of the biggest drug trafficking centers in the world. This is a warning to all Mafia crime bosses that Cuba is no longer safe.

Hmmm…Neo-Imperium they say. I wonder if it has anything to do with what’s happening in the Middle East?
NAAAAAAH!

Here’s the trailer for Mafia Wars: Italy. I wish they would have also included the theme played on the Las Vegas trailer, but oh well….

It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure this one out, much less a Mafia Wars Fan. Let’s see how long this graphic stays up on their website before the cries of “RACIST!” force them to take it down. And get this! They call Оба́ма‘s mask…Rock! For “Rockstar.” ROFMAIAO!
Hence, the preservation of it here.

I’m surprised Zynga didn’t go there sooner.

When I viewed this promotional video over on YouTube, found an axe-to-grind comment which I think is funny:

I have one question about this “Blowing up a Truck once 10,000,000 people visit Las Vegas” thing. Why should we care? Are we going to receive a weapon or something? Are you going to give us footage of The Italian Job when they blew up that Truck were he says “You were only supposed to BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!”? It’s just that it seems pointless telling us this if we aren’t going to get anything out of it.

~Tim Prince.

I guess he doesn’t place much value on $25,000 or an iPad. Anyway, here’s the video:

Yes, the Las Vegas Casino is now fully open and ready for generating serious revenue.

I’ve been up since 0445. Let’s just say that since I don’t have to be at work for oh, another five hours, I like my sleep time. But I apparently didn’t get it today.
That said, here’s what’s on the wires:

LEVEL 400: I finally reached the 1,000,000 Experience Point level yesterday. I even got my wife to learn how to play and I’m having my Mafia help her out too!

HONEST GOLFER: This guy calls a penalty on himself! Do you know how rare that is these days?

JERRY RICE MISSES CUT: Not in Football. In Golf. That’s his new day job. You sure about that Jerry?

I’ve already collected the Triad Coin, the Yakuza Sake, and the Thai Note for starters. When this section launches, all I need is the passport to unlock the newest Mafia Wars level: Bangkok.
Now, do I go for the Triad or the Yakuza? Decisions, decisions….