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Saturday, May 18, 2013

What A 5-Star Casino Looks Like

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

Yes I know it’s been quite a while…I’m not totally gone yet. But seeing as I just accomplished this feat, I thought I’d show you all:

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Insurrection in Italy

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

And not a moment too soon. Doing jobs in this country always was a pain in the a**. Arrivederci!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Four-Star Hotel

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

There…it’s been a while since I’ve posted on my second-favorite online game…see if you can guess what Number One is. Anyhow, I got a chuckle out of upgrading my casino this morning. The Four-Star Hotel is now called “The Hit”:

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Farmville vs. Mafia Wars

Filed under: | Humor | Mafia Wars

Methinks someone is getting a good laugh out of this parody:

Friday, June 10, 2011

Not Worth It

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

SO...Zynga incorporates a new feature on Mafia Wars….create your own ‘Family’! All Well and good…except...the price tag!

Most of us regular Joe Schmoes don’t have 50 Reward Points lying around their houses. So unless I go out and win the Mafia Wars Lotto, I ain’t gonna be incorporating this.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Mille Livelli!

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

What more can I say?

Saturday, February 26, 2011

NY Chronicle Headline

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

From the Mafia Wars Blog:

A shadowy organization called the Neo-Imperium is secretly working to destabilize the current world order and control all criminal activities throughout the planet. The Neo-Imperium are attempting to overthrow the government and install a puppet leader to establish one of the biggest drug trafficking centers in the world. This is a warning to all Mafia crime bosses that Cuba is no longer safe.

Hmmm…Neo-Imperium they say. I wonder if it has anything to do with what’s happening in the Middle East?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010


Filed under: | Mafia Wars

Here’s the trailer for Mafia Wars: Italy. I wish they would have also included the theme played on the Las Vegas trailer, but oh well….

Friday, October 15, 2010

Robbing The Country

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Mafia Wars

It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure this one out, much less a Mafia Wars Fan. Let’s see how long this graphic stays up on their website before the cries of “RACIST!” force them to take it down. And get this! They call Оба́ма‘s mask…Rock! For “Rockstar.” ROFMAIAO!
Hence, the preservation of it here.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010


Filed under: | Mafia Wars

I’m surprised Zynga didn’t go there sooner.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Las Vegas Video

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

When I viewed this promotional video over on YouTube, found an axe-to-grind comment which I think is funny:

I have one question about this “Blowing up a Truck once 10,000,000 people visit Las Vegas” thing. Why should we care? Are we going to receive a weapon or something? Are you going to give us footage of The Italian Job when they blew up that Truck were he says “You were only supposed to BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!”? It’s just that it seems pointless telling us this if we aren’t going to get anything out of it.

~Tim Prince.

I guess he doesn’t place much value on $25,000 or an iPad. Anyway, here’s the video:

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Remember, Gambling Is An Addiction

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

Yes, the Las Vegas Casino is now fully open and ready for generating serious revenue.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Gravity Takes Over

Filed under: | Mafia Wars | Sports

I’ve been up since 0445. Let’s just say that since I don’t have to be at work for oh, another five hours, I like my sleep time. But I apparently didn’t get it today.
That said, here’s what’s on the wires:

LEVEL 400: I finally reached the 1,000,000 Experience Point level yesterday. I even got my wife to learn how to play and I’m having my Mafia help her out too!

HONEST GOLFER: This guy calls a penalty on himself! Do you know how rare that is these days?

JERRY RICE MISSES CUT: Not in Football. In Golf. That’s his new day job. You sure about that Jerry?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Ultimate Bummer on A Day Off

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Where’s My Passport Dammit!

Filed under: | Mafia Wars

I’ve already collected the Triad Coin, the Yakuza Sake, and the Thai Note for starters. When this section launches, all I need is the passport to unlock the newest Mafia Wars level: Bangkok.
Now, do I go for the Triad or the Yakuza? Decisions, decisions….



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