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Sunday, August 17, 2014

More Fun With Arabic

Filed under: | Parodies | War on Terror

In a roundabout sort of way.
PRESENTING! ALL-NEW & FORTIFIED KORAN NUTS!

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Haven’t Done One of These in Awhile…

Filed under: | Parodies | War on Terror

After all the upheavals (with emphasis on heave, mind you!) I figured it was time to do one. So here’s the ‘President’ of BFEgypt:


This is also located in the Gallery under Parodies and Editorials. Connected story here.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Parody Time…if you Dare

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This one’s gonna be different. If you do not support recent moves by Президент Обама regarding the Armed Forces over the last couple of months, and this has nothing to do with the War on Terror, and you are interested in seeing the parody which actually took me thirty years to ome up with…

...E-mail me and you won’t regret it.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Parody Time

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After viewing the trailers for the movie “The Devil’s Double,” which depicted Uday Hussein, I thought the tune “Personal Jesus” was perfect, but not the title or lyrics. So I set out to rewrite them, and here is the result:


PERSONAL ALLAH

Reach out, touch goat!
Your own Personal Allah
No one to hear your prayers
No one who cares
Your own Personal Allah
No one to hear your prayers
No one who’s there

Feelings are true and you hate the Jew
Demon virgins seventy-two
Set off the receiver
I’ll make you a believer
Take second best
Put me to the test
Bomb on your chest
Make a bloody mess
You I will compel
You know you’ll come to Hell
Reach out, touch goat!

Your own Personal Allah
Feelings are true and you hate the Jew
Demon virgins seventy-two
Set off the receiver
I’ll make you a believer
Kill the Infidel
And then you’ll come to Hell
Reach out,, touch goat!
Your own Personal Allah
Reach out, touch goat!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Parody Time

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FRIDAY NIGHT RIOT (sung to the tune of the “Monday Night Football”)
Since MNF is moving off of free TV and going to ESPN for the 2006 season, I found a new use for the old theme. Ol’ Hank Jr. may not know this, but he does have a dopplegänger somewhere in the Middle East….


It’s the 12 ‘toons from Denmark that’s got us upset,
So call forth your friends, some kufr blood we’re gonna let!
The world’s all rowdy, no one is in their seat,
It’s the matchup for the ages, tension that can’t be beat!
Europe wants to appease, but compromise is not in sight!
The Ummah wants to get some revenge this Friday Night!

So hit it!
Come on and hit it!
Come on and get ready!
I mean really ready

Are you ready for some KUFRs!
A Friday Night Riot!
We got swords and bombs and guns!
Let’s get the Big One started!
The Koran is our Book! Kill infidels on sight,
All my rowdy friends are here for Friday Night!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Parody Time

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PRO-MICHIGAN FIGHT SONGS
This page lists the lyrics of other schools’ fight songs which have been changed to favor the University of Michigan. NOTE: These are NOT authorized, but who cares!
M GO BLUE!


Notre Dame
Michigan Fans say “Beat Notre Dame!”
Drown out the cheering for Notre Dame!
Wolverines we hail on high
While Touchdown Jesus falls from the sky!
We know the Irish chances are small,
The Maize and Blue will win over all
And the Wolverines keep marching
Onward to Victory!


Michigan State
On the banks of the Red Cedar
There’s a school that’s known to all.
It’s specialty is LOSING
To Michigan in Football
Spartan Teams are always beaten
All through the game they’ll choke.
Fight for Green and White colors?
What a joke!
U of M says “Beat Moo U!”
Watch the points keep growing
Wolv’rine teams are bound to win,
They’re fighting with a vim.
RAH! RAH! RAH!
MSU is weakening
We’re going to win this game!
FIGHT! FIGHT! RAH, TEAM, FIGHT!
Victory for U of M!

Parody Time

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SADDAM HUSSEIN (sung to the tune of the “Road Runner” Cartoon Theme)
Hey Kids! That is, those of you who grew up in the 1960s and 1970s. Remember the Road Runner Song? One day shortly before the war started I decided to redo the lyrics, and here’s what I came up with….

If you’re in Iraq and Saddam Hussein goes ‘beep beep,’
Just step aside or you’ll end up in a heap.
Saddam Hussein kills dissidents all day.
Even the UN can’t make him change his ways.

Refrain
Saddam Hussein, George Dubya’s after you.
Saddam Hussein, if he catches you you’re through!

Saddam Hussein is really a crazy clown,
One day he’ll learn that the US will mow him down
Saddam Hussein wants to bother everyone,
Gassin’ the Kurds is his idea of having fun.

Refrain (x2)

Parody Time

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CHEMICAL ALI (sung to the tune of “Black Superman” by Johnny Wakelin and The Kinshasa Band)
“Black Superman” was a hit on the radio in the mid-1970s, when Muhammad Ali ruled the boxing ring. The tune was a neat and a corny song at the same time. So when a certain official of Saddam’s Ba’ath Party was recently captured in the aftermath of Operation Iraqi Freedom, I thought it was time to “pay tribute” to someone who will go down in history alongside Dr. Josef Mengele.

This is about Ali Hassan al-Majid
He once was known as Chemical Ali
He knew how to intimidate but forgot how to flee
And so we captured him in two thousand three

Refrain
Sing Chemical, Chemical Ali
The gas floats like butterflies and stings like a bee
Chemical, Saddam’s gassin’ man
Who calls to Kofi Annan I’m Ali catch me if you can

Now all you war fans, you’ve got to agree
There’s no such scruples with Chemical Ali
He fills the jails wherever he goes
And Ba’athists get what they paid for

Chemical was known to have said
Kurds are revolting so I’ll choke ‘em till dead
He becomes Saddam’s gassin’ man
And calls to Iranians I’m Ali catch me if you can

He thought he was the greatest the world’s ever seen
Then came the willing who turned his face green
His face was so pretty on the deck of cards
Which proved he was with the Ba’ath Party by far

Sing Chemical, Chemical Ali
The gas floats like butterflies and stings like a bee
Chemical, Saddam’s gassin’ man
Who calls to George W. I’m Ali catch me if you can

Sing Chemical, Chemical Ali
The gas floats like butterflies and stings like a bee
Chemical, Saddam’s gassin’ man
Who calls to Mr. Tony Blair I’m Ali catch me if you can

(Coalition Soldiers)
You’re Ali…gotcha now you’re DEAD!

Parody Time

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SADDAMO (Sung to the tune of “Fernando” by ABBA)
This particular parody was originally concocted by Will Stroh of sovietinvasionplan.com. I helped match it up more closely with the tempo and lyrics….

Can you hear the guns Saddamo?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In a firefight Saddamo
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your moustache
I could hear the distant guns
And sounds of air raid sirens coming from afar.

They were closer now Saddamo
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
You looked so afraid Saddamo
You were arrogant and evil, you were not prepared to die
And I’m not ashamed to say
The sight of the US flag almost made me cry.

Refrain
There was something in the air that night
The bombs were bright Saddamo
They were shining down on our city
For liberty, Saddamo
Though you never thought that you could lose
There’s no regret
If I had to do the same again
You’d die again, Saddamo!

And so now you’re dead Saddamo
And for many years, I haven’t seen the strife in all the land
We don’t hear the screams Saddamo
We will still recall that grateful night, the US came with open hands
I could see it in their eyes
How proud they were to fight for freedom in this land.

Refrain (2x)

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