That is...if you were inclined to do such a thing. From an Unknown Author, and I’ve decided to tweak it just a touch:
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, they’ll come over here, and I don’t want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
I’m voting Demo☭rat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
And there you have it: why Demo☭rats are Demo☭rats.
I’ve taken the liberty of downloading “Professor” Obama’s (yes! He was a prof at the University of Chicago before he became a United States Senator) final exams from 1996 to 2003, and a couple of memos to boot. If you want to take a peek at how he ran his classes, tap into the New York Saddam Times’ article, ”Inside Professor Obama’s Classroom.”
If this article, and/or its accompanying exams and memos, shoud ever disappear by action of Senator Obama, his campaign, or the Demo☭rats, I WILL make them available.
I couldn’t even go any further than then the very first paragraph of this story of Nancy Pelosi trying to “do her part”:
“I have always loved longitude. I love latitude; it’s in the stars. But longitude, it’s about time....Time and clocks and all the rest of that have always been a fascination for me.”
Here you have a Speaker of The House sound like a flower child from the 60s, even though she’s speaking about a painting in her office. I can’t wait till the catfight occurs between Madame Speaker and Cindy Sheehan. They’ll still be debating George W. Bush’s “failed policy” and he isn’t even running for re-election. (For the record, the only “failed policy” of Bush is not wielding his Veto Pen during eh first six years of his Administration.)
And last time I checked, they still haven’t done squat in terms of major legislation ever since her party took control of Congress. Which of course gets the country nowhere.
“it would be inappropriate to make a stop to visit troops at a U.S. military facility as part of a trip funded by the campaign.”
And why is that, Senator Obama? Is that why you decided to flip-flop on public funding...so you wouldn’t be obligated to visit the very Men and Women who put their lives on the line so you can snub them?
And there’s another thing: guess you love to pander to the rest of the planet, which is only too eager to eat it up. One thing’s for sure. If you’re elected, Senator Obama, thousands of good American Military Men and Women will turn in their retirement papers, so they don’t have to serve under you!
UPDATE (07/25/2008; 0620 MST): And here’s the reason why he canceled the visit....it was because the military wouldn’t let him (or any other politician) use their personnel as a campaign backdrop; Obama could visit as a US Senator with only staff members, no campaign workers, and he couldn’t bring any of his own media. Apparently that wasn’t good enough for Obama.
Well, Senator Obama is finally in the country he’s been denouncing all the while, while our Troops kick the s**t out of the Islamofascists. While he’s there, he’s expected to meet with General Petraeus, whom he denounced during Senate hearings.
I know General Petraeus will have the civility to meet with Obama and hear what he has to say. I also hope the General has the civility to rephrase the following: “OK Senator, now you’re in MY territory, now Sit the F**k Down and Shut the F**k Up and LISTEN!” Oh, to be a Fly On The Wall in that office....
This time, in the annals of History, Senator Obama refers to “...the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor.” I’m going to stop right there and bite my tongue for a bit.
There. My tongue hurts.
Each and every day he supposedly inches closer to the Democrats’ convention in Denver, the more he keeps screwing up. What really makes me pissed off is that I’m a Navy Guy, and how dare this man forget the BOMBS (plural!) which the Imperial Japanese Navy dropped on Pearl Harbot. We cleaned their clocks just over three and a half years later with THE BOMB. See? Big difference.
Anyone who votes for Obama assumes the same total ignorance of History that Obama himself does. Oh, and before I forget: anyone who does not vote for Obama is a Racist!
Here’s another fine fellow, whose card goes back to, oh, about 1968 or so. Even guys like the ”Reverend” Jesse jackson need to get theirs updated every so often; he does this by calling blacks the N word on the same tape where he makes his off-the-air remark about wanting to cut Senator Obama’s testicles.
Talk about being the ultimate hypocrite. So, Jesse, this one’s for you!
I’m sure you’ve all heard by now how the Feds took over IndyMac Bank this past weekend, no thanks to Senator Chuck Schumer (Demo☭rat-NY), who released a letter which caused a $1.3 billion bank run over the next 11 business days. Schumer turns around and blames, of course, the Bush Administraiton for falling “asleep at the wheel.”
I’d be looking more at just how much funding Congress allocated to the FDIC over the last few years. Also, was the FDIC already on IndyMac’s case, slating it for a takeover, when Schumer let the cat out of the bag? In any case, there is no doubt in my mind that the senior Senator from New York caused the bank run, no matter what kind of spin he puts on it.
Here’s Senator Obama’s latest attempt to inject humor into his campaign:
“We can’t afford to be divided by race. We can’t afford to be divided by region or by class and we can’t afford to be divided by gender, which by the way, that means, Bernie, you’ve got to clean up your act next time,” Obama said. “This is a family affair. By the way, I’m just messing with you, man.”
It isn’t very often when I look at something and do two things at once: laugh and think to myself “Holy S**t!” This is one of those times.
See the thumbnail on the right? Click on it and see what The New Yorker magazine is portraying Senator Obama and his wife as on the cover of their latest issue. This is a known left-leaning magazine (as nearly all MSM organizations are), and yet they’re attacking the Obamas on perceived stereotypes. The reason I’m laughing my a**off is because Obama himself brought out the Republicans as the Boogeyman, yet they are nowhere to be found on this one.
And don’t forget...if you don’t vote for Obama then you’re a Racist!
From my personal observation, I’ve seen that Democrats and NASCAR do not mix. Ah, but guess again says Barack Obama. According to Sports Illustrated, his campaign is going to sponsor a Sprint Cup entry at the Pocono race on August 3.
Oh, now isn’t this precious. NASCAR Fans will boo this car mercilessly, or at the very least, offer polite applause and nothing else. But here’s the kicker: the car’s owners are Republicans. They must be liberal Republicans...either that OR they want to give the Obama campaign some exposure to said NASCAR Fans, kinda like the Bad Guys in Professional Wrestling.
Remember folks, if you don’t support this car when it runs around the track...you’re a Racist!
Over on another site I was postulating what would happen if some pledged Obama delegates switch their votes due to his recent actions. Guess what, there’s a site which is exhorting those Obama delegates to do just that!
Click on the screenshot to find out more. Yes, this guy has a point: Obama has moved too soon to the right! And here’s the kicker...he’s a Canadian who lives right here in the Valley, eh!
Get ready to be pissed off; ”jazz artist” Rene Marie was asked to sing the National Anthem at Denver’s State of The City address. What the people got was something else entirely:
The Star-Spangled Banner wasn’t even sung afterward, and city officials proceeded anyway. And as it turns out, Ms. Marie will no longer perform the National Anthem because:
She said that she made the decision after a Russian broadcaster interviewed her and asked her what it was like to be an American.
At that moment, she said, she realized that as an African-American she at times feels like a foreigner in her home country.
I got a better idea, Ms. Marie...why don’t you pack your bags and go to a certain country, in Africa, which you’ll feel quite at home in. It’s run by that DFC Robert Mugabe!
I’ve taken the liberty of downloading “Professor” Obama’s (yes! He was a prof at the University of Chicago before he became a United States Senator) final exams from 1996 to 2003, and a couple of memos to boot. If you want to take a peek at how he ran his classes, tap into the 
I couldn’t even go any further than then the very first paragraph of this story of Nancy Pelosi trying to “do her part”:
This time, in the annals of History, Senator Obama 
I’m sure you’ve all heard by now how the Feds took over IndyMac Bank this past weekend, 
Here’s Senator Obama’s 
From my personal observation, I’ve seen that Democrats and NASCAR do not mix. Ah, but guess again says Barack Obama. According to 
