Президент Оба́ма is a s**tty poker player. The whole damn world is laughing their a**es off at him for revealing the size of our nuclear arsenal, courtesy of Shrillary at the UN’s NPT Conference.
And he expects the rest of the world to follow suit? Excuse me while I laugh my a** off at him too, while being pissed off at him at the same time. What is this metrosexual male smoking?

According to the National Enquirer, which recently received a Pulitzer Prize nomination for its investigative reporting on John Edwards’ dalliances has decided to dig a little deeper…hoping for another shot at the most prestigious prize in journalism:

Good luck with that Pulitzer next year…that is, if you don’t get shut down by Оба́ма‘s goons!

Since Бара́к won’t do it, perhaps you might. Perhaps this might be a slip of the tongue, just like her husband’s “Muslim Faith” remark?

Since she’s kept her mouth shut, perhaps my friends on the other side of the aisle might try?

/crickets

Here’s Carl Levin, s**tty foul mouth and all, going after Goldman Sachs executives on Capitol Hill:

He’s also been in Конгресс too long…well over 30 years as a United States Senator. He needs to retire…but Michigan is stuck with him until he dies.

Who else but Joe The Biden™!

HAT TIP: The Osprey

Seen on a street pole in Asheville, NC, when Президент Оба́ма visited the town:

Takes one to know one….

Courtesy of Vilmar:

Is this not schadenfreude? Why it most certainly is: Президент Оба́ма shutting out the very group which helped get him elected in 2008 from the just-concluded Nuclear Security Summit!
I am laughing my a** off at these guys! As active as they were in hiding the very issues which millions of American voters questioned, Президент Оба́ма is now turning on them like…like the Soviet leadership did against the refuseniks thirty years ago! It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out why. Now, if only just one of them figured out to get back at him in a way which will benefit the country.
One can always hope.

HAT TIP: teacake

In Washington DC no less. At his so-called Nuclear Security Summit:

His message to the American People: “I Won, you’re no better than anyone else.” This. Pisses. Me. Off.

Here it is!

I rest my case.

HAT TIP: Political Math

I couldn’t have said this better myself:

There is no such thing as a good progressive. If there were, they would have already taken care of their leftwing problem. There is only one agenda, therefore there are no moderate progressives, just as there are no brave progressives, just as there are no honorable progressives. They are all cowards that will use our good will and rights against us. Seeking friendship and compromise with the progressives is seen as weakness by them, something to be exploited.

HAT TIP: Coldwarrior and Huckfunn

It’s really easy! Just pay close attention to what Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI11) points out with his primer, and you too can speak like a member from the other side of the aisle:

So for those of you who voted for this party: How’s that Hope and Change™ workin’ out for ya!

For those of you who voted for Сенатор Оба́ма when he ran for the office he now holds: you blithely ignored this little ad he aired which spelled out everything he said he was going to do to our Armed Forces.

I rest my case. So, how’s that Hope and Change™ workin’ out for ya!

Here’s a letter which already has the el cubos apoplectic:

Президент Оба́ма is downright dangerous, and his new nuclear weapons policy invites our enemies, especially those in countries which feign compliance with the NPT, to attack us with biological, chemical, and cyber weaponry. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
It’s not the case that “little does he realize” what the decrease in the amount of nuclear weaponry will do. He fully knows what he is doing: increase the likelihood that somewhere, somehow, nukes are going to be used. This will result in the loss of millions of lives, and he wants to remain in control.
I ask you: can our country and/or our way of life sustain this kind of loss and remain intact? Think about it.