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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Pedophile State Death Penalty?

Filed under: | Sports

According to this SeeBS News report, the NCAA will make an announcement tomorrow morning at 0900 ET regarding the Penn Pedophile State coverups for convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky, whose rectum is probably being enlarged in prison as this is written. My gut feeling tells me that they will shut down their football program, much like what they did with SMU back in the late 80s....

But this time the NCAA may go even further than the one-year penalty they imposed. I’d like to see them, at a minimum, shut down not only Penn Pedophile State’s football, but also every other sport that university runs as well. Allow students to transfer eligibility without penalty, and force Penn Pedophile State to pay all revenues ill-gotten by JoePa back to the schools they played.
Finally, ALL RECORDS of wins versus ANY school since JoePa hired Sandusky should be turned into losses.
Is this not a Death Penalty? Oh, absolutely. My mind is thinking along the lines of what happened to Carthage…Salt The Earth stuff.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Separated At Birth?

Filed under: | International | Sports

After watching the LA Kings win the Stanley Cup for the first time in franchise history, I couldn’t help but notice the uncanny resemblance of Head Coach Darryl Sutter to one of our favorite EEEEEVIL Masterminds of the World:

See what I mean!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Amazing Coinkydink

Filed under: | History | Sports

I’ll bet you’re all wondering who Aaron Ramsey is…well, it’s possible that those who died in his scoring wake aren’t:

HAT TIP: Vilmar

Friday, January 13, 2012

Der Führer Forgot One Thing

Filed under: | Humor | Sports


HAT TIP: Vilmar

Monday, June 27, 2011

Dodgers File Chapter 11

Filed under: | Business | Sports

I am so saddened by this news because the Los Angeles Dodgers was one of my favorite baseball teams when I was growing up (after the Tigers and Cubs of course). They appeared in the World Series three times during the 1970s; unfortunately they lost all three.
I also don’t like the idea of Bud Selig running the Dodgers in the interim, but it is a necessary evil in light of the “Who’s Frakking Whom” dispute between the owner and his wife has quite likely torn asunder the hears of many Dodgers Fans, myself included. So to all parties involved, I only have this to say:
GET THIS S**T STRAIGHTENED OUT! FAST! For the sake of all Baseball!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

NCAA Final Four Set

Filed under: | Axis of Donks | Sports

I managed to watch a few games this time around. The one college basketball school I can’t stand (and neither can thousands and thousands of American fans), Duke, got beat. That’s all I care about.
Except, of course, for the fact that none of Президент Оба́ма‘s Final Four picks got through. That’s right: NONE. Such is the “magick touch” of Оба́ма...or anti-Midas if you will. Everything he touches turns to s**t.
For the record: here are this year’s Final Four:

Virginia Commonwealth

The first two are good Basketball schools; the other two are like, WHAAAAAAT! I will definitely make it a point to watch these games next weekend.

Monday, February 07, 2011

Monday Morning Post-Game Hangover

Filed under: | News | Sports

Once again, Президент Оба́ма shows the world that everything he touches turns to s**t:
• The Olympics (Chicago losing bid to Rio)
• The World Cup (USA losing bid to Qatar)
• The Super Bowl (Pittsburgh loses to Green Bay)
I know I have lost count on the number of political stuff he’s done the same with. Let’s see what else is on the wires:

RUSSIAN LAWMAKER FLEES TO USA: He obviously does not Dance The Poot. I don’t think Оба́ма, Холдер, or the Department of Social Justice will let him stay here.

HUFFPO BOUGHT OUT BY…AOHELL: AOHell really IS...AOHell. Let’s see how many ‘refugees’ end up at one of three sites: DU, Kos, or LGF.

GLOBAL WARMING HITS MEXICO: I highly doubt Manbearpig will show his face there, lest he gets lynched.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Sunday Snow Safari

Filed under: | BS Patrol | Sports

It’s cold enough…I already told The Mrs. that I don’t want us to stay home today, let’s go find some SNOW dammit! So I’ll leave you with these wire snippets:

CRY ME A RIVER: Dammit, I wanted The Lions to take a final shot at this guy too! Or…do you think his recent fine tipped the scales?

NO AA ON EXPEDIA: I don’t fly these guys much, so why should I care?

TSA BEING DITCHED: I will LOATHE the next time I have to fly. I can see why this is happening.

Sunday, December 26, 2010


Filed under: | Sports

Unbelievable! 3 in a row!

MIAMI—The Detroit Lions took advantage of two interceptions to score 17 points in the final 4:37 Sunday and rally past the reeling Miami Dolphins 34-27.
With the comeback, Detroit (5-10) has won three consecutive games for the first time since 2007. Miami (7-8), eliminated from the playoff race last week, finished 1-7 at home to match a franchise low.
Trailing 24-14 with five minutes to go, the Lions forced a punt, and on the first play, Jahvid Best turned a short pass from Shaun Hill into a 53-yard touchdown.
Nathan Vasher’s interception set up a 47-yard field goal by Dave Rayner to tie the score with 2:44 remaining. Then came an interception by DeAndre Levy, who zigzagged 30 yards to the end zone for Detroit’s third score in less than 2½ minutes.

The Lions finish at home next week vs. The Vikings…and another shot at persuading Bret Favre to retire.

Sunday, December 19, 2010


Filed under: | Sports

AGAIN! They’ve got a win streak! Been awhile since that’s happened.
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read the news. After all, I ain’t feeling too chipper today. At least with four wins this year, The Lions are not the worst team in the NFL.

Sunday, December 12, 2010


Filed under: | Sports

Poor Green Bay: Aaron Rodgers got knocked out with a concussion. Who knows how long he’ll be out. That will definitely hurt the Packers as their last three games of the season at New England, then hosting the New York Giants and DA BEARS. And they don’t have a third-string QB, just in case.
Detroit, on the other hand, face Tampa Bay and Miami on the road, and the last home game vs. the Vikings (Will someone please take out Brett Favre already!), who will be at Ford Field tomorrow night to play the Giants. This particular game got moved to Detroit after the collapse of the Metrodome roof.
Oh, and did I mention that prior to today’s victory, the Lions had lost the previous 19 DIVISION GAMES, which goes back to October 2007! ‘Bout time too.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Good Thing Millen’s Gone

Filed under: | Sports

WELL WELL WELL...I wondered what happened to that incompetent boob Matt Millen after The Lions fired his a**. I feel sorry for Steve Young, who’s discussing the recent sacking of Minnesota’s head coach Brad Childress:

Full story here. You would think Yahoo could have gotten a direct ESPN feed, but hey, sometimes you gotta make do with what you have.
Unfortunately for ESPN Fans, Millen may last longer at this job than he did with The Lions.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Lions Hunger for Win

Filed under: | Sports

After limping to the recliner to watch The Cardinals get their a**es handed to them by Kansas City, I was hoping to get some better news from The Lions.
No such luck.
Just judging from the scoreboard, they played only one half of Football. Sorry guys, that’s not going to cut it. I sure hope y’all can put on a show on Thursday vs. the Patriots. Meantime, The Cowboys feel a whole lot better about themselves since they fired Wade Phillips and went with Jason Garrett, and I don’t blame them.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Muggle Quidditch

Filed under: | Entertainment | Sports


I guess broomsticks and other magical objects aren’t necessary. Give us Muggles (or, as I like to say, Mundanes) time and we’ll figure out that technology too.

Friday, November 12, 2010

LFL Not Expanding into North Korea

Filed under: | Humor | Sports

The Oklahoma City Fans might have something to say about that….



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