Or…“What If The Japanese did Hot Rod Lincoln?”

I’m beginning to watch Caprica like a hawk…wait, I’m already doing that!...I’m referring to the old cars which show up.
For example, this Ford Galaxie Sam’s driving while scouting out the Graystones. I wonder if they got someone from the local chapter of the Galaxie Club of Canada to ‘donate’ their car for the on-screen performance. In any case, it’s yet another reason why it’s so retro.

Decided to take a couple of days off from the blog, while my recovery from the back issue continues…it’s finally picking up steam (so to speak). So what have I been doing, besides sitting on my a** and limping around with my cane, you ask?

Well, I’m consolidating all the phrases I’ve had over the years and putting them in TextExpander. It’s definitely a work in progress. So in case you have that app, here’s a freebie for ya:

ccyh = “All of this has happened before, and will happen again…again…again…again…again…again…again…again….”

Three guesses as to where that comes from, and the first two don’t count.

Why, everything, especially if you’re a member of that august body of sports elitists known as the IOC.

It’s assumed that supporting the troops of any nation which fights to preserve their way of life, which includes the holding of the Olympics, is a political statement. Remember Salt Lake City in 2002? We brought in the flag which flew over the WTC and survived 9/11 as our flag…and the el cubos (not to mention the IOC) went apes**t. So this reaction to the hockey masks shouldn’t surprise anyone.

This time, however, it’s Сенатор Франк Лаутенкадавер Лаутенберг, who apparently fell while in his apartment in Cliffside Park, NJ. Hopefully, he’s OK.
That said, with all the other “moderate” Demo☭rats deciding to retire, I wonder if he’ll be contemplating doing the same. The only Senator who’s older than Лаутенберг is Роберт “Ведомости” Берд. Something tells me these guys will leave the Senate in a pine box.

One thing I can say with absolute certainty about Vice President Joe The Biden™: he’s to the Demo☭rats what Spiro Agnew was to the Republicans. It’s for that reason alone I feel comfortable writing his name in English.
That said, he does open his mouth from time to time and s**t spews forth from it. Case in point: his pronouncement that the Iraq war was not worth the casualties we incurred when we overthrew Saddam Hussein (who, may I remind the el cubos, is in Download City) and established a government run by the Iraqi People, not the Ba’ath Party.
I don’t see his party doing any better, do you?

You know, for the life of me I cannot remember the last time I actually sat down and watched the Olympics on TV. It was kinda nice to be able to do that with my wife. I got a big kick out of seeing The Great One, who is without a doubt the best Hockey player in history but sucked as a coach, light the cauldron. Twice, eh.
Let it also be known that, after the USA, I root for Canada during events such as these, eh.
Here are some stories which are already emerging from Vancouver:

18-0? IS THAT ALL? Here’s another spewing of Political Correctness regarding running up the score, but it ain’t coming from Canada, eh.

ANARCHISTS MAR OLYMPIC PROTESTS: Leave it to these guys to frak up peaceful demonstrations against the Games. I hope the Cops bust some more heads, eh.

DONOVAN BAILEY TORCH SNUB: He still can’t figure out why, and neither can I, eh.

It’s really easy to spot, really it is:

In case you haven’t been able to spot it, that’s because the Religious Police in Saudi Arabia are once again scouring their country to rid it of any and all traces of a Holiday of Love.
How Wahhabi of them. Which means more for us. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Here’s the latest tactic in the Paleostinians’ Intifada. Frak it, might as well call it that:

So where’s their fabled Tree of Death? Is it in Gaza or the West Bank? Perhaps it might be that abomination which sits on top of the Temple Mount. Any why aren’t they wearing breathers…after all, the Na’vi would be unable to breathe a Terran atmosphere.
James Cameron of the Film Actors’ Guild was unavailable for comment.

See that old lady next to the late Джон Мурта?

Why that’s his wife Джойс! She’s been there through thick and thin (Abscam and Halabja I’ll bet), standing by her husband as he denigrated our Fighting Men and Women. The local Demo☭rats want her to run for the seat he held until his death last week. This doesn’t surprise me one bit. Gotta keep those family dynasties going!

Since Президент Оба́ма‘s agenda has been, in effect, stalled in Конгресс, he is now planning to implement it through the use of executive orders. This should surprise no one; after all, he legally has that power and other Presidents have utilized it to great effect. For example, President Bush used the recess appointment to put John Bolton in the post of Ambassador to the UN.
What I’d like to know is why he hasn’t simply gone ahead and issued these. After all, he won. Perhaps Мишель should unlock his b*lls and give them back to him, so he can do this.

Ah, I see that Mr. Dinner Jacket is boasting about Iran’s capability of enriching uranium to 20%. Was this the “punch” he hinted at a few days ago?
If it is, it’s not much of one. He’ll have to go the rest of the way before the world believes his claims. In any case, there’s only one word available to him and the Mullahs. Click on the icon to see that word!

OK Arizonans! Now’s your chance to bring home John McCain, so he can enjoy a retirement:

For many, many years, the left has consistently painted George W. Bush as a chimpanzee…and of course they go apes**t over similar portrayals of Мишель Обама as a Klingon or a Wookiee. She is neither:

That is, when she isn’t busy lecturing the world as to how fat we all are.

HAT TIP: Vilmar

And the source is none other than…Minnesota Public Radio!

I wonder how many more such billboards exist around the country?