Is the quintessential terrorist and lead thug of the Palestinian Authority about to make his curtain call? Hard to say at this point, but better be ready for such an event with a small chronicle of his life.

Born in BFE
Learned to lie from the Mufti
And his father too

Tool of KGB
He created PLO
Is he DOA?

Wanted all Jordan
King Hussein kicked his fat rear
Out in ‘70

Then Black September
Killed the Israeli Athletes
Darkness in Munich

Brandished his pistol
At the crooked Zionist
Tyrant UN Group

His PLO Goons
Murdered Leon Klinghoffer
Threw him overboard

Stained the White House sheets
with a fake peace overture
and Bogus Peace Prize

Twice in sixteen years
He’s launched an intifada
Now he’s 0-and-2

As for punishment
got holed up in Ramallah
Where’s the Red Binder?

And now it is time
Arafat meets his Maker
And it ain’t Allah

Very Short Trial
Long List of Iniquities
Sends him down to…DUHHHHHH!

Yeah, you read right, the time has flown by so fast it isn’t funny. And neither are the attacks. One thing President Bush has going for him is this ad running in certain battleground states about the girl he comforted in Ohio back in May. You can watch it at Ashley’s Story.
Bush also has this ad, Wolves, which harkens back to the 1984 Reagan Bear commercial. You can watch the Wolves ad here.
On the other side, it shouldn’t come as any surprise that the Washington Post endorses Senator Kerry. But Bob Woodward wanted to be fair and give the Donk candidate some time to answer questions about how he might have handled the Iraq situation…and Kerry bugs out! Go figure. What a damn coward!
And get ready for the October Surprise. IT’S COMING.

My goodness, I don’t even know where to begin with this movie! OK, I guess I’ll start with the puppet sex. Yes, there is puppet sex in TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE and it’s definitely the rage of the whole movie. You name it…they did it! With its near-explicitness in the depiction, I have to wonder what Trey Parker and Matt Stone had to CUT in order to receive the R rating from the MPAA.
The other highlight of this movie was the portrayal of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. Parker’s voiceover of Kim just sounded so much like Eric Cartman’s impersonation of same, they should have just given the credit to Cartman anyways…it was as hilarious as Robin Williams’ singing impersonation of Elmer Fudd! Every conceivable bad guy or bureaucrat you despise gets their comeuppance. No wonder Sean Penn got pissed off! I won’t even get into the difference between the three different types of people described in the movie. You’ll have to go see that for yourself. And then there are the panthers.
And the rest of the movie: I counted hat-tip salutes to Thunderbirds (obviously), Star Wars, Star Trek, even H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine. I couldn’t help but laugh when Team America inadvertently blew up the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre in Paris, and the Sphinx in Egypt, and those point toward a salute to Godzilla where the humans always did more damage than the monster!
This movie is NOT a slam on the War on Terror…rather, it is a satire which endorses it. As such, it’s important to remember how some people can take dedication to an all-too-extreme fault.
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE is rated R for graphic, crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language, all involving puppets. WARNING: If you DON’T like South Park, DON’T see this movie! My Rating: 8.

Oh yeah, before I forget, here’s my tribute to the Film Actors’ Guild portrayed in the movie….AMERICA - F**K YEAH!

Sgt Charles Robert Jenkins turned himself in on September 11, 2004 and will face court-martial on November 3rd. Apparently he wants to admit at least one charge against him in return for a light sentence.
He’s up against one count of desertion, two counts of soliciting desertion, one count of aiding the enemy and two counts of encouraging disloyalty. All this when he walked to North Korea in 1965.
His voice was heard in anti-US propaganda radio programs, and he also appeared in movies posing as an “EEEEVIL American agent!”
OK, so the guy is 64 years old, he has a Japanese wife who was kidnapped in the 1970s and brought to NK. They have two children together. The Japanese public have much sympathy for him and his family due to the kidnappings.
I have nothing against his new family; however, the final decision rests with the UCMJ. What do I think? He’s told HOW he got there, but I want to know WHY.

“Us black people are dying more than any other people in this planet,” says Nobel Peace Prize winner Kenyan ecologist Wangari Maatha, a Kenyan ecologist. She says AIDS was deliberately created by the West as a biological warfare agent…what a bunch of bulls**t. Anyone who pays attention will know that is another lie created and advanced by the SOVIETS during the Reagan years.
And in case you’re wondering where the story is from….drum roll please…it’s from AFP…THE FRENCH!

It is said celebrity obituaries always occur in threes and last week was no exception. First was Janet Leigh, mother of Jamie Lee Curtis, best known for her screaming role in Psycho. My mom actually got a picture of her and Tony Curtis on the San Diego set of “Some Like It Hot.” Yeah, it’s tiny I know, but hey, considering in 1958 all a regular person had to work with was a little Brownie camera that was big news!
The second celebrity to go was Gordon Cooper, one of the original Mercury Seven astronauts. Faith 7 was the last Mercury mission and Gordo got to take a snooze on board during the flight!
The last was Rodney Dangerfield, he who got no respect…and it seems, a Mac User! When he started his own web site back in the 1990s, in his own words:

“I bought an Apple Computer; it had a worm in it!”

Rest in Peace.

Tonight is Debate #2 of Bush vs. Kerry. This time it’s in St. Louis at Washington University, and the town-hall format should favor the President and disable Kerry’s master-debating skills. Since I’m not at work tonight I plan on watching this one…I’ll blog my reaction later. But this is only one big story happening:

AUSTRALIA VOTES: Australian blogger Mike Jericho writes about their election on Saturday. My friends, please PRAY FOR AUSTRALIA that their electorate will return Prime Minister John Howard to another term so he and his government (and the Australian People) can strengthen and preserve our friends Down Under in the War on Terror.

UPDATE: (2010 MST) I just got back from watching the debate at the Arizona Republican Party HQ. Numerous times Kerry said “I have a plan” but he NEVER spelled out what it is. Except of course for the “tax rollback” (read: tax INCREASE). Numerous times Kerry replied “I deeply respect your opinion, BUT (Ignore what I said before I said BUT) here what I really think.”
In his closing statement, Kerry called himself “an optimist” yet with every answer he had displayed just the opposite: pessimism, which is something we sure don’t need at his point in our history!
President Bush opened up on Kerry’s Senate voting record (or lack thereof when he didn’t bother to show up) and his lack of major accomplishments in 20 years. He also opened up on Kerry’s choice of Edwards as his running mate, clearly showing how the trial lawyers are bottling up progress in the Senate on critical legislation.
But the funniest line of the night clearly belonged to the President, when Kerry “revealed” that Bush owned (get this!) a lumber company: “Need some wood?” Obviously for a 2x4 to whack Kerry upside the head.
BUSH KICKED KERRY’S ASS!

SpaceShipOne lands safely after reaching space for the second time in less than a week. It WINS the Ansari X Prize of $10 MILLION to the first private spacecraft which can complete two spaceflights within a two-week time frame. The photo here is of SpaceShipOne landing after completing this historic flight. ONLY IN AMERICA!
CONGRATULATIONS to Burt Rutan, Paul Allen, pilots Michael Melvill and Brian Binnie, and the entire SpaceShipOne team on this magnificent achievement which not only puts it on the same historic par as Charles Lindbergh’s 1927 solo flight across the Atlantic, but opens up an entirely new era of manned spaceflight by private firms!

OK, so John Kerry said he’d put every potential American action to a “global test” to bring France and Germany on board. Ain’t gonna work!
And it didn’t take long for some funny schmucks to publish a Global Test to determine what’s in America’s best interests. The Christian Science Monitor also published a Global Test to help determine where one’s political views lie.
On Test #1 I lost track at -5100 points, but wait until you attempt to take the test in French. On Test #2 I scored as a neoconservative. Tell me something I didn’t already know!

This speaks volumes either way you look at it…
It’s not the first time I’ve voted “absentee.” I did it 24 years ago when we elected Ronald Reagan. I was going to be out of town on Election Day, so that’s why I requested an early ballot from Maricopa County, Arizona. I just filled it out and after I post this entry, I will drive to the Post Office and drop my ballot in the mail. And it was a pretty loaded ballot too, where the voter must connect the two halves of the arrow with a line to cast their ballot.
Point of the matter is, I VOTED. You who read this had better make sure you’re registered for this election. And no matter who you vote for, once you do so you have earned the right to bitch to the leaders! Otherwise don’t come bitch to me and keep your damn mouth shut!

Baseball is finally returning to the Washington, DC area for the first time in 33 years…it also happens to be the last time a Major League Baseball team changed cities. It just so happens that the team involved was the Washington Senators who moved to Texas to become the Rangers.
The franchise which just ended its 35-year tenure in Montreal failed for a number of reasons. One reason was the exchange rate of the Canadian dollar, which affected their revenues vis-a-vis other MLB teams. Another reason was the loss of fan support after the 1994 strike, when the Expos were well on their way to a World Series! And they were robbed! Just like the Cleveland Indians….
Anyway, it’s my hope that the new owners of the DC franchise will revive the hallowed name of the WASHINGTON SENATORS next season at RFK Stadium. But baseball fans everywhere will just have to adjust the beloved slogan of “First in War, First in Peace….”

Forget the Oompa-Loompa orange tan stuff...THIS is what John F. Kerry will look like once President Bush gets done with him:

Justice Michael Eakin of the Pennsylvania State Supreme Court writes a dissenting opinion regarding a ruling overturning two drunk driving convictions which did not involve motor vehicles. You’ll recognize the tune when you see it!

Why would the Iranians get all uptight about Israel buying 500 2.5-ton trucks, 2500 1-ton trucks, 1000 1/2-ton trucks, and 500 1/4-ton trucks from the USA?
Oh, wait a sec…those aren’t trucks...those are BOMBS! Silly me.

Little Green Footballs regularly posts pictures of Palestinians swarming around cars which have just been blown to bits by the Israelis, usually a sign that a prominent terrorist leader was in the vehicle at the time of its destruction.
But I saw this particular photo and declared that it cannot go uncaptioned....