How is it every time I see a picture of this guy, he’s always holding a single index finger up in the air? Is it because he’s taking wind of the polls for the Democrats and thus spewing the right talking points? Or is it because he’s trying out for the Footy Umpire Hall of Fame? Hmmm...that gives me an idea. But I digress.
Now he’s shown up on an audiotape calling Libya’s leader an Enemy of Islam for talking to the United States. Don’t get me started on the number of times Muammar has changed the spelling of his surname...I’ve certainly lost count. Now, why would one suppose this is? It can’t just be because he’s made diplomatic nice with us again after almost forty years.
No, I think there’s also another reason, and here it is:

I’ll bet the Alpha Qs are much more averse to being killed by...by a FEMALE!...than they are to being slaughtered by us Infidel Crusader Americans.