Thanks to a call from Mr. Charles Horse (which are never pleasant appearances), I awoke to this reading:

As you can probably deduce, this weekend was particularly chilly. Then again it was chilly over most of the country. Remember, the liberals will blame it all on the global warming s**t we’re used to hearing them spew forth from their mouths. And there’s one…little…item missing from this. But at least the heater works.

UPDATE (0900 MST): After going back to bed for a few hours I wake up to this: