HA HA HA!
Imagine yourself at a Memorial Day celebration at an airfield. Now imagine yourself being forced to go through a gauntlet of anti-war protesters, giving you pamphlets and flyers about the BS about Bush=Hitler and “It’s all for Oil” blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda.
Now, imagine the next group you encounter on the way to the celebration offering you the chance to shred those nasty pamphlets for FREE! Finally, imagine the indignation the anti-war group experiences when they can’t do anything about all the shredding which ensues!

HAT TIP: Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs