So the Prince of Wales finally popped the question to his luv, he got the A-OK from his Mum, who received the A-OK from the Prime Minister. It’s about time.

Notice that the ceremony will be civil, followed by a prayer and dedication service at Westminster Abbey. That’s because the last time someone became King, he wanted to marry a certain American divorcee and it caused a major crisis. At least they learned from that.

We hope.

I think I need to have a Bowel movement.  Yep, I’ll just go Paker my fanny on the good ole johnny flusher for a while.

That should be the loo....