Man I tell ya...ever since I came back from that non-vacation in Michigan (where Mom fell ill and out of the friends who are still in that state, only one was available to visit), I have not looked forward to going to work. Does that mean I want to move back to Michigan? Not with the terrible economy they still have which was there when I left!
But I digress. Here’s what on the ticker:

TIGER WOO WINS AGAIN: That’s 13 down and only five to go until he matches the Golden Bear for career PGA Majors victories. And he’s only 32!

CHAVEZ SPEWS AGAIN: Comrade Chavez says oil will go to $100 per barrel, and he would cut exports to the United States if we attack him again. Nothing like killing your own country with prices like that. And could someone tell me the last time we actually attacked Venezuela?

SHRILLARY TOO POLARIZING: That’s what Democrtat leaders around the country are quietly saying, lest they fear her wrath. Gee, whatever took them so long to figure that one out?