Since this story is about a Bad Santa, what Badder Santa would be fit for this blog than...Saddam! But I digress.
One of my friends who lives in the Bay Area now works for Microsoft. She better not be working on this particular bot:

Once the report of the randy Santa broke, questions prodding the bot to give up even more questionable answers took off like eight tiny reindeer.
Users were able to steer Santa into admitting he was gay or that he was a pedophile.
One person said, “Come on you like big hairy men—don’t hide it!” To which Santa responded: “I know, I know. I just hope you won’t get mad at me.”

As “Bad Santa” would say and probably scare the crap out of certain Australian liberals...“3 Ho’s!”