Congratulations to the winners!
WIN: James Hudnall

“Wow! This cake is brighter than John Kerry and John Edwards combined!”

PLACE: Dano

“Overhead satellites gave him the heads-up a full hour before the throng assembled. CIA operatives had confirmed the cake’s ingredients. A special SR-71 flyover monitored guests coming and going. A battalion of U.S. Navy Seals secured the perimeter a half-hour before, and FBI and Secret Service agents canvassed the crowd. Carl Rove briefed him two minutes before the festivities began, priming him with the most recent polling data. Still, President Bush managed to fein surprise when they wheeled the cake out, to the delight of his well-wishers!”

SHOW: Tyler D.

“AHHHHHHHHHH!!! FIRE!!! Fire, fIre, fiRe, firE!!!  PUT IT OUT!!!! OUT, OUT OUT!! NOW!!!”