HA! You thought this was going to be a Battlestar Galactica post, eh! Well, thank goodness it isn’t.
As it turns out, Internet access (as well as Cable) is down due to a scheduled maintenance by our ISP, and it looks like it’ll be back up by 1700 hours or so. I had some errands to run, so I lugged along the Official System and am posting this from Wildflower Bread Company. Nevertheless, the analogy between lack of Internet and this SPAAAAAACE WEEEEEED still holds.