What will you do when, one bright and sunny morning, you open your door and you find, in a bag left on your doorknob, a copy of the Koran?

“We’re just trying to be honest brokers of information,” Wajahat Sayeed, founder and director of Book of Signs, which is also known as the Al-Furqaan Foundation, told the Chicago Tribune. “You make your own judgment.”

I know I won’t be calling these folks to come and retrieve their book, that’s for sure.